give me all you've got

hey, my name is ada puckerman. yes, i'm a triplet; yes, my dancing is better than yours; yes, i'll sleep with you. any more questions?

[missadapuckerman-blog]

I'm cold and bored. Who wants to warm me up?

[juliette-stjames]

I hope that’s a rhetorical question, you should know better.

[missadapuckerman-blog]

Great, so I'm stuck with whatever disgusting muck I can make for myself with this grimy looking coffee maker? What a wonderful start to this "retreat". Retreat from what - civilization?

[missadapuckerman-blog]

floating-up-at-half-speed said: Al-addin.

Yeah, Aladdin. Do you... not like Aladdin? Because in that case, I may have to seriously reconsider being related to you.

[cityofcharacters]

So introductions I guess?

I’m Jennifer, sup?

[missadapuckerman-blog]

Hey there, gorgeous - I'm Ada. 

[missadapuckerman-blog]

Someone come watch Aladdin with me.

[lilianaffs]

The counter melody in Prince Ali is the best part. Just saying.

[missadapuckerman-blog]

All of Prince Ali is the best, both song and persona. Also Rajah, because who doesn't love pretty tigers?

[missadapuckerman-blog]

zeke-puckerman replied to your post: Someone come watch Aladdin with me.

I’ll watch it with ya.

Yesss, come watch. Hurry up, or you'll miss it! Not even for you will I put off watching one of the best movies for too long.

[raymond-jones-deactivated201312]

Well I have to take you up on that offer then. How long have you been swimming for? I guess a bite wouldn’t hurt.

[missadapuckerman-blog]

You are ridiculous, babe. You're utterly gorgeous and sexy, and you clearly need a better mirror. I'll get you one for your birthday - which is when? Cool, cool, just let me know. Since I was pretty little, like 6 or so, but I only swam competitively for, like, three or four years. Uh, I take it back. I just finished eating one, and while they taste okay, now I feel kind of sick. Eurgh. Want to help me make some better ones, pretty lady? You can keep an eye on the oven this time.

[missadapuckerman-blog]

Someone come watch Aladdin with me.

You know you want to.

I think there's even food in my fridge, if the hotness of a shirtless Aladdin isn't enough for you.

[missadapuckerman-blog]

What's your story?

What, like, my favorite one? Probably the twelve dancing princesses, because it was pretty cool that they had an entire ballroom and multiple forests hiding underneath their floorboards.

[raymond-jones-deactivated201312]

Sexy? I’ve never thought of ice as…sexy.. Well I guess I mean if you wanted to, knock yourself out.  It’s what I love to do, that’s why I run everyday to stay in shape. A burnt cupcake? I guess. What kind is it?

[missadapuckerman-blog]

Really? Oh, babe, you are an innocent. It's hot. You are, I mean, not the ice, because clearly ice is cold. Because it's frozen. Just an offer, pretty lady. And it clearly pays off; I wish I could stick to running. Guess I'd better get back into swimming again. I tried to make marbled chocolate and vanilla ones, and they taste okay. They look like licorice that's been melted and then re-solidified, so I would consider you answer carefully.

[floating-up-at-half-speed--blog1]

:/ I jus-t di-dn’t w-want him t-to -to get mo-re s-ad. 

[missadapuckerman-blog]

I know, sweetie, I'm not blaming you.

[kalinawilde]

I am trying. It’d not something you can sort out. Sometimes you need to be sad.

[missadapuckerman-blog]

I know as well as anyone, but it won't help him to dwell on it. Look, I have no idea what's going on, and clearly I've accidentally stumbled across something you would rather I not know about and he doesn't want to talk about, and that's fine. I'm not pushing. I just want him to know that if he wants to talk or needs a cuddle, I'll be here.

[raymond-jones-deactivated201312]

Ice really makes everything better. Are you sure you want to rub my nasty feet? I just love the whole thing. It makes me feel happy, like I was born to do this. Just being on any of those apparatuses makes me feel like I’m home. I know that’s weird to say, but it’s how I feel. It’s like my passion.  

[missadapuckerman-blog]

Ice is definitely on my favorite things list; it helps soothe your feet, cool your drinks, and it's a little bit sexy, too. Believe me, once you've spent evening rubbing the bunions on your mother's feet, everything else is like petting a kitten. Even if feet aren't even vaguely kitten-shaped. That's amazing, babe, and it's awesome that you've found your passion. It's good to have something you love. Speaking of passions, in my quest to discover mine, I tried to bake. Want a burned cupcake?

[sgt-beau-hudson]

I… I don’t know t..that I can….

[missadapuckerman-blog]

And that's okay, sweetie. If you want to talk to me, that's fine too; no judgement. Whatever you can handle, babe.

[kalinawilde]

Hey. Look, I know you’re trying to help, but this isn’t something he can talk about.

[missadapuckerman-blog]

Okay, and if he doesn't want to talk about it to me, I won't push. Why don't you guys try to sort it out, then, if you know what's going on? I can't help any more than he'll let me, but you guys are his friends.

I just don't like seeing people hurt.

That goes for you, too, Tyler.

[sgt-beau-hudson]

You don’t want to know. Trust me.

I can’t because I can’t. 

[missadapuckerman-blog]

Babe, if I didn't want to know, would I ask? Talk to me.

Fair enough, I won't push.

[sgt-beau-hudson]

Im uh… No. Not really. I’m… I want to.. but I can’t. 

[missadapuckerman-blog]

Talk to me, babe, if you want to. I'm worried. Why can't you drink, though? Did you get alcohol poisoning like Seb?