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I'm cold and bored. Who wants to warm me up?
I hope that’s a rhetorical question, you should know better.
Great, so I'm stuck with whatever disgusting muck I can make for myself with this grimy looking coffee maker? What a wonderful start to this "retreat". Retreat from what - civilization?
floating-up-at-half-speed said: Al-addin.
Yeah, Aladdin. Do you... not like Aladdin? Because in that case, I may have to seriously reconsider being related to you.
So introductions I guess?
I’m Jennifer, sup?
Hey there, gorgeous - I'm Ada.
Someone come watch Aladdin with me.
The counter melody in Prince Ali is the best part. Just saying.
All of Prince Ali is the best, both song and persona. Also Rajah, because who doesn't love pretty tigers?
zeke-puckerman replied to your post: Someone come watch Aladdin with me.
I’ll watch it with ya.
Yesss, come watch. Hurry up, or you'll miss it! Not even for you will I put off watching one of the best movies for too long.
Well I have to take you up on that offer then. How long have you been swimming for? I guess a bite wouldn’t hurt.
You are ridiculous, babe. You're utterly gorgeous and sexy, and you clearly need a better mirror. I'll get you one for your birthday - which is when? Cool, cool, just let me know. Since I was pretty little, like 6 or so, but I only swam competitively for, like, three or four years. Uh, I take it back. I just finished eating one, and while they taste okay, now I feel kind of sick. Eurgh. Want to help me make some better ones, pretty lady? You can keep an eye on the oven this time.
Someone come watch Aladdin with me.
You know you want to.
I think there's even food in my fridge, if the hotness of a shirtless Aladdin isn't enough for you.
What's your story?
What, like, my favorite one? Probably the twelve dancing princesses, because it was pretty cool that they had an entire ballroom and multiple forests hiding underneath their floorboards.
Sexy? I’ve never thought of ice as…sexy.. Well I guess I mean if you wanted to, knock yourself out. It’s what I love to do, that’s why I run everyday to stay in shape. A burnt cupcake? I guess. What kind is it?
Really? Oh, babe, you are an innocent. It's hot. You are, I mean, not the ice, because clearly ice is cold. Because it's frozen. Just an offer, pretty lady. And it clearly pays off; I wish I could stick to running. Guess I'd better get back into swimming again. I tried to make marbled chocolate and vanilla ones, and they taste okay. They look like licorice that's been melted and then re-solidified, so I would consider you answer carefully.
:/ I jus-t di-dn’t w-want him t-to -to get mo-re s-ad.
I know, sweetie, I'm not blaming you.
I am trying. It’d not something you can sort out. Sometimes you need to be sad.
I know as well as anyone, but it won't help him to dwell on it. Look, I have no idea what's going on, and clearly I've accidentally stumbled across something you would rather I not know about and he doesn't want to talk about, and that's fine. I'm not pushing. I just want him to know that if he wants to talk or needs a cuddle, I'll be here.
Ice really makes everything better. Are you sure you want to rub my nasty feet? I just love the whole thing. It makes me feel happy, like I was born to do this. Just being on any of those apparatuses makes me feel like I’m home. I know that’s weird to say, but it’s how I feel. It’s like my passion.
Ice is definitely on my favorite things list; it helps soothe your feet, cool your drinks, and it's a little bit sexy, too. Believe me, once you've spent evening rubbing the bunions on your mother's feet, everything else is like petting a kitten. Even if feet aren't even vaguely kitten-shaped. That's amazing, babe, and it's awesome that you've found your passion. It's good to have something you love. Speaking of passions, in my quest to discover mine, I tried to bake. Want a burned cupcake?
I… I don’t know t..that I can….
And that's okay, sweetie. If you want to talk to me, that's fine too; no judgement. Whatever you can handle, babe.
Hey. Look, I know you’re trying to help, but this isn’t something he can talk about.
Okay, and if he doesn't want to talk about it to me, I won't push. Why don't you guys try to sort it out, then, if you know what's going on? I can't help any more than he'll let me, but you guys are his friends.
I just don't like seeing people hurt.
That goes for you, too, Tyler.
You don’t want to know. Trust me.
I can’t because I can’t.
Babe, if I didn't want to know, would I ask? Talk to me.
Fair enough, I won't push.
Im uh… No. Not really. I’m… I want to.. but I can’t.
Talk to me, babe, if you want to. I'm worried. Why can't you drink, though? Did you get alcohol poisoning like Seb?