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this is my mass effect/dragon age sideblog main blog is mistressfishie

[dorks-r-us]

Ashley Williams by ~Deelane

[autodiscothings]

dats a good ash

[thewolfamongussy-deactivated202]

varric: and then hawke told me to lockpick a chest with a complex lock and I said “you want me to do what? I don’t think so.”

cassandra: ………. why are you telling me this

[nolenag03]

How absolutely gorgeous is this Alistair that @me1onmi1k created for me??? I’m swooning, I’m crying, I’m so happy!! Love it so much, thank you thank you!

[blightedbutdelighted]

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[diniidjarin]

mass effect is a power fantasy because Shepard doesn't have to answer any of her emails

[paintedpolarbear]

some of y’all are still mad about ashley shooting wrex like my brother in christ you failed to befriend the krogan

[pillow-boi]

every banter with varric be like

[chaaistheanswer]

“No one ever listens, not until it’s far too late.”

[fishwitches]

Scene redraw of one of my most favourite and underrated scenes from ME1

[veil-of-smog-deactivated2022061]

Just my interpretation of the shenanigans during Priority: Mars.

[embryhallowed]

Kaidan: I don't think I was wrong about Cerberus, but I think I might've been wrong about you.

Shepard: Awesome, get on my ship

K: I'm with you 100%. Good old paragon Shepard, no more shady stuff.

S: Yup, absolutely

K: Wait who's this guy? Do you know him?

S: he's my Cerberus, I mean ex-Cerberus friend.

K: ok. And this lady?

S: she's also my friend. And also an ex-Cerberus top agent.

K: right... Is this guy an assassin??

S: Yes but he's very sweet and a loving father, don't worry about it

K: Is- is that the robot that almost killed me???

S: sshh sh shh sshhhh that's not the same robot. That's just EDI, our unshackled Cerberus AI friend, piloting the body that almost murdered you. She's nice, it's fine.

K: ... What is that

S: A smoothie. Oh! You mean this? This is my robot son. And this is also my Krogan test tube baby son. They are both my children.

K:

S: Ok great well now you've met everyone, you just stay here for a bit, I've gotta go do something alone for a few days, be back soon!

K: Wait what, where are you going?

S: I've just gotta help my friend Aria with a little something, it's nbd

K: oh ok

K:

K: wait the crime boss of Omega?!

[romaniangothic]

bioware retconning kaidans sexuality probably doesn’t go deeper than that but i like to imagine that m!shep was kaidans Bi Awakening bcs that’s just rlly funny to me

[romaniangothic]

m!shep: [picks kaidan up like he weighs absolutely nothing and carries him out of danger]

kaidan, absolutely oblivious: wow sure hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me!

[baejax-the-great]

Post-war, every time Hackett tries to get Shepard to do something she doesn't want to do, she just emails him a copy of her death certificate

[cunked]

if anderson and hackett divorce, who gets custody over shepard

[helila]

ur right and you should say it

[morrithal]

I like the idea that Kaidan hung around Shepard for maybe 24 hours and decided to max out his first aid skill immediately

[greenteabtch]

i kept seeing this post and i was like you know who has this energy? the one and only

[cunked]

if anderson and hackett divorce, who gets custody over shepard