WHATS GOOD

Just a lame.

[missalyah]

Finding out you meant nothing to someone you’d do anything for hurts.

[sadclowncentral]

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

[animentality]

[collectyoursoul-deactivated2022]

one day, someone will consistently show up for you and you'll realise what safety feels like.

[moodsandmatters]

[sandandglass]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

[macabrekawaii]

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

[returningjedi]

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

[aphony-cree]

This episode aired in 1994 and was a direct response to Mattel issuing their first talking Barbie which said phrases like “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Math class is tough”

A group that dubbed itself the Barbie Liberation Organization tried to create awareness of gender stereotypes by switching the voice boxes of a few hundred Barbies with those of G.I. Joe dolls, which made G.I. Joes that said things like “What kind of wedding will you have?” and Barbies that said “Vengeance is mine”

[unilady99]

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if your Barbie craves vengeance

[toastbutteregg]

THE CUTEST

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

this year i’m thankful for this fucking image

[lycanthology]

elderly young people what are ur loudest joints mine are probably wrists and shoulders

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[pokemon-i-choose-you]

please unmute

[toastbutteregg]

UNMUTE

Do it

[hydratedbitch]

do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit

[hotboyproblems]

Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.

[disc80s]

hot girl summer but only in air conditioned spaces

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[br-o-ken-poetry]

Things You Don't Comment On:

- someone’s eating habits

- appearance issues that can’t be fixed there and then

- someone else’s “bad” decision if it can’t now be undone

- someone’s laugh or voice

- someone’s “unrealistic” dreams

- someone “not looking their best” in photos

- someone not wanting to do something and trying to subtly avoid it without making a fuss

- anything that you know will make someone self conscious or insecure unnecessarily

[nokiabae]

got my full back tattoo done at Claire’s

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

had my birthday party in the sensory deprivation tank at Claire’s

[alusteratrocious]

Got circumcised at Claire’s

[missalyah]

Got ass shots at Claire’s

[astonishingly]

buffering more like suffering