Not royalty, just loud

I forget Tumblr exists for months on end

[grabmyboner]

(let me show you what you're missing) paradise

The most surreal thing has happened, the wonderful people at @finepairingspodcast have read my Harringrove fanfic on their podcast!

You can listen to the amazing podcast on Spotify and Apple podcasts. It’s so funny and truly a joy to listen to!

Also see more links to their social media here!

Thank you so much, it’s honestly the coolest thing that’s ever happened to me. And fingers crossed I can pump out the rest with your amazing suggestions!!

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Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Modern: No Powers, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates, Dorms, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Valentine's Day Fluff, Billy Hargrove Has a Crush on Steve Harrington, Steve Harrington Has a Crush on Billy Hargrove, Idiots in Love, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Gay Billy Hargrove, Bisexual Steve Harrington

H. A. R. — Those three letters are the reason Steve Harrington is stuck in a dorm room with Billy Hargrove. In retrospect, Steve probably should have guessed this was going to happen. He knew he and Billy got into the same college, he knew they were both staying on campus, he knew that those damn three letters had made his life impossible all of his senior year.

But, he didn't think out of the thousands of students, he would be sharing a dorm room with Billy Hargrove.

So, now, he has to deal with Billy Hargrove in all his glory. And look, maybe at the start of senior year that would have been the worst thing Steve could think of. But now? Now, he’s indifferent. The pros and cons are fairly balanced. The pro of being able to ogle the guy who may or may not have sparked his bisexuality crisis definitely is at the top of the list—okay, so maybe he’s more than indifferent.

read more or listen to the podcast!

[missamericaof]

ok but are you going to finish it though?? 

[dear-ao3]

i must've missed something. what's buzzfeed unsolved? buzzfeed's a pretty sucky company so i don't know how they could make anything that entertaining

buzzfeed unsolved is the only good thing about buzzfeed and after it finishes its last season this year I'm about 98% positive that buzzfeed itself will go under within 2 years.

its a YouTube series that was started in 2016 and the hosts are ryan bergara, the creator of the show and person who actually does all the work, and shane madej, the guy who just shows up and cracks some jokes.

there's two versions of the show, supernatural (where the investigate haunted places) and true crime (where they go through cold cases).

the show itself is absolutely fucking hilarious because of the way that the two of them host it.

ryan is absolutely terrified of ghosts, demons, anything supernatural, bears, and pretty much anything "old" (according to shane anyway). he is also a firm believer in all things paranormal.

shane on the other hand thinks all of it is bullshit. he goes into places and taunts demons and ghosts, regularly begs for entities to scratch him, rip his heart out, haunt him, kill him, all of that good stuff. his only two fears are avocado pits and accidentally getting addicted to heroin.

in short, they are the internets paranormal bad boys.

you may recognize them from this reaction image:

that is shane on the left and ryan on the right. and this is from the jonbenet ramsey episode.

the two of them do some pretty wild shit on the show:

-ryan filled a water gun with holy water when investigating the goat mans bridge in texas.

-in the same episode, to try and lure goatman out, shane said this, while dancing on goat mans bridge: "goatman I'm dancing on your bridge, its my bridge now! you want me off this bridge you're gonna have to kill me, you're gonna have to throw me off this bridge yourself! look at the way i dance on it, i disrespect your bridge goatman. me and ryan bergara own your bridge now!...goatman! they're going to put my name in graffiti! children will come here and tell tales of me!" this then prompted so many people to try and change the goat mans bridge wikipedia to shane and ryans bridge that it is now a locked wiki page.

-literally every bit of evidence that ryan scrounges up about ghosts, shane immediately blames on the wind, or a shoe squeaking

-they tried to lure out bigfoot with beer

-shane has often encouraged people to eat the rich

-shane laid on a pentagram and yelled "here we go! rock and roll buckeroo!" while ryan was cowering in the corner

-ryan screamed like a madman during a solo investigation of the old city jail, even going as far as to curse out a chair. they could hear him from outside.

-when asked if shane was disappointed that they didn't know who killed jfk, he said that he wasn't and that if it was a conspiracy group they did a good job because its unsolved

-ryan is 5'10. shane is 6'4. shane makes short jokes about ryan CONSTANTLY

-generally they laugh disrespectfully at everything

-ryan thought that hair grew out of the skull

-during an investigation once shane yelled at the ghosts "i went to college you know! and my major was not ghost hunting! i think that's obvious!"

and they say fun stuff too:

from the goatman episode

from the mothman episode

i do not remember what episode this ones form

from the michelle von emster episode

from the black dahlia revisted

and then shane also came up with a whole saga called the hot daga about a hot dog witch and a lesbian holographic corn and some french fries named gene who sings in a band and mike soup all trying to save the universe from being blown up but that's neither here nor there.

[murdershegoat]

[mia-ugly]

It hits different now.

[pepplemint]

"adults trying to stay "hip" and keep up with youth culture and being years late is so cringey"

adult secret: its all intentional. nothing will prepare you for how fun it is to watch a teenagers face as you dab at them. i will floss when they least expect it and I will love every second of their horror.

[missamericaof]

As a high school teacher- can confirm 

[gender-snatched]

Y'all just... Feel sexual attraction???? Like you see someone's body and think about sex???? Lol loser

[ilikeyoucatradora]

Aunt Casta made a wool sweater for Catra, and Catra is not used to have new clothes. 

Glimmer just can’t help thinking the sweater is the most hideous thing her aunt ever knitted. 

You’ve seen this before but it’s too sweet to not make it again! 

Bonus:

[ilikeyoucatradora]

1000 FOLLOWERS!!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

[adoribilius-kermode-deactivated]

Catra: Did it hurt?

Adora, grinning: What, when I fell from heaven?

Catra: Nah, when you fell from the vending machine

Catra: Cause u a snack

Adora:

Adora:

Adora, confused: What’s a vending machine?

[stuffaboutminneapolis]

[missamericaof]

Lots of weird rumors circulating about this, so here’s some facts.

[finepairingspodcast]

Red Queen Alternate Ending Fan Fic

Hello friends! We need someone who has written or found a fic that changes the ending of this book series! Claire and Grace know nothing about it, but their editor Josie has demanded this fic so we’re asking for your help. Link your fic in this post or send it to [email protected]

[missamericaof]

Anyone have one to share? 

[hajsndskskmsnxndn-deactivated20]

me and all my gay friends trying to sit together

[finepairingspodcast]

Hi! Welcome to Fine Pairings, a podcast about fanfiction. We’re Grace and Claire.

In our inaugural episodes (Part 1 and 2) we discuss the baffling events that brought a Wattpad sensation to the big screen: AFTER! We read the most important sections so you don’t have to, and talk about all the confusing choices, drunken kisses, rude remarks, and more.

Find us on iTunes now!

Have a fanfiction you’d like us to read? Have wildly different opinions? Have a fanfiction confession to make? Email us at [email protected] or DM us on instagram at Finepairingspodcast.

Should be clench our way through the movie? Let us know! 

[missamericaof]

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fine-pairings/id1476652826

[teathattast]

[lovstrucmoved]

[eco-socialism]

Ecosocialist praxis

[damnianweynee]

I support you poison Ivy

[intersectionalism]

“Here’s a pretty unbelievable story: Laurie Holden is an actress who plays Andrea on “The Walking Dead,” but she isn’t just an actress. Holden also works as a human rights activist with a group called Operation Underground Railroad. It’s an organization run by an ex-CIA agent named Tim Ballard that works to take down unsavory human traffickers and the like. So, Holden and the group went down to Colombia to try to take down a group of men who were trafficking in underage prostitutes. Ballard, Holden and co. ingratiated themselves into this group and set up an elaborate party in an effort to catch these men in the act….” Adam Pliskin, Elite Daily 

“For months, the group put together a massive sting operation in cooperation with Colombian authorities. They each had an elaborate cover story. Ballard’s story was that he was the best man in a wedding back in the U.S. and was looking to hire several underage prostitutes for a big bachelor party in Cartagena. The cover was meant to lure the sex traffickers into a setup so that Ballard and his team could rescue the girls, many of whom were under 18. … In order for Colombian officials to prosecute the sex traffickers, they have to catch them exchanging money for the girls on tape. … Holden’s job was to “keep [the traffickers] occupied by the pool area while Ballard and the undercover officers worked to catch the traffickers on tape exchanging money.” Candace Smith and Aristides Pinedo-Burns, ABC News 

“When the traffickers agree on camera to to pimp out the underage girls and the money is exchanged, the cops move in to make the arrests.  During the ordeal Holden works with social workers to comfort the girls, who fear they’re the ones who will be in trouble and that they won’t be paid. Holden is clearly heartbroken when interviewed after the fact. But she should also be extremely proud of her work.” Ian Cervantes, Complex

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[loseurself]

a godess in our midst 

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wow wow wow

[gayerluke]

Lesbian Asks!

Femme or butch?

Do you have a “type”? If so, describe it

Plaid button-ups or leather jackets?

Describe your style

Describe your aesthetic

Favorite article of clothing?

Favorite pair of shoes?

Current haircut?

Any haircut goals for the future?

Describe the best date you’ve been on

Describe the worst date you’ve been on

Single? Taken?

If taken, talk about your girlfriend/wife!

If single, what are you looking for in a potential girlfriend/wife?

Describe your dream wedding

Do you want kids?

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

Favorite lesbian movie?

Favorite lesbian novel/story?

Favorite lesbian song?

Favorite lesbian musician?

What lesbian stereotypes do you fit into, if any?

Ever been assumed to be nothing more than a gal pal?

If a woman wanted to woo you, what would a surefire way to accomplish that?

Be positive! What do you like most about being a lesbian?

Are you more of a cat person or a dog person?

Turn ons?

Turn offs?

Do you usually ask other women out or do you wait for them to ask you?

What is your dream career?

Talk about your interests or hobbies!

What is the most attractive quality a woman can have?

Do you love easily or does it take time for you to warm up to someone?

Ever fallen for your best-friend?

Ever fallen for a straight girl?

The L-Word: yes or no? (love it or hate it?)

Favorite comfort food?

Coffee or tea?

Vegetarian? Vegan? None of the above?

Do you have any pets?

Early-riser or night-owl?

What is your sign?

Can you drive?

Who was your first lesbian crush?

At what age did you know you were a lesbian?

At what age did you come out (if you have)?

Are you crushing on anyone at the moment (celebrity or otherwise)?

Talk about how your day went

Talk about your dreams/aspirations for the future

Least favorite gay celebrity?

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

lesbians in space

[mathy37]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SPACE LESBIANS GONNA COLONISE MARS, MAKE IT A BEAUTIFUL SAPPHIC UTOPIA <3

[spiroandthelacktones]

its actualy really fascinating, the reason they are considering making the mission to mars all female ACTUALLY doesnt have to do with “impure sexual thoughts” or anyhing it has to do with a multitude of factors, for example (cis) women astronauts tend to be smaller and require less food, nasa also did a series of studies showing that in groups, all woman groups showed better cooperation and teamwork than mixed or all men groups, and also probably the most interesting reason is that (cis) mens eyesight is damaged in space travel for reasons we dont even understand yet, for some strange reason the vast majority of men who have been into space have suffered damage to their eyesight and yet almost no women have had this issue, and scientists are still trying to figure out why but in the meantime sending men into space for long periods of time is a huge concern because they may go blind over time … just thought that that headline was a little reductionist and sensationalist so i had to comment, that being said tho…

HELL YEAH SPACE LESBIANS