Strange and Usual

Sarah. Old enough. If you want to know, ask.

[americanwaste302-deactivated202]

Asleep in an apartment complex hallway in Brooklyn

[elektranatchios]

Jessica Jones, you are a hard drinking, short-fused, mess of a woman. But you are not a piece of shit.

[e-bae]

Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.

[corvidcall]

Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit

[remedyriot]

Why is that the first place fuckers go? Why do you wanna hit women so badly? Why do you wanna hit anyone so badly? You’re fucking scary, op.

[pinkpink-lemonade]

Why do you equate equality with who you can and cannot abuse?

[literal-ghost]

[danaglover]

[navalenigma-deactivated20150403]

[sugarmacaron]

Hoes please listen up

I am the virgin friend of many hoes and since I can’t ho properly just yet I specialize in ho maintenance. I have an immense knowledge of skin and hair and let me tell you what you need to do to your body before you go and see your first draft pick, your geriatric sugar daddy, your main bitch’s father:

You need to set aside a day to wash your body. Have a full tank of hot water because me personally when I take a bath I take a shower too. I have taken two baths back to back when I’m ready to spa day which is probably why I do it like once every two years but anyways.

1. That pussy clean Fill your tub with water. Get a ½ a cup of apple cider vinegar and dump that shit in there. Sit in there. It’s gonna get your pH right. Also, naturally wash your ass. This is a good time to shave your legs… 2. Bust out the coconut oil Smear it on your legs. On your armpits. Shave em. I don’t advise shaving your na na with it because to be honest I had a bad experience in college and yeah. We’re gonna need another post for the real deal. 3. Use a scrub If you like that Dead Sea shit from the mall go ahead and use it. If you’re a natural bitch like myself prepare a mixture of brown sugar and coconut oil. And of course vanilla extract because bitch, you are sweet. Run that scrub on your legs. Your armpits. Elbows. Knees. For you thick girls your thighs. 4. Drain the toxins From your tub. Drain your tub. Rinse it. If you don’t have time get in the shower and proceed normally. If you got all day and a banging album play that shit, watch House of Cards, watch Snapped and fill that tub back up. 5. Bath salts Not the kind that people from Florida seem to really enjoy. Lavender is my favorite scent. Fill your tub up with hot water and throw those scented bath silts in there, put in that bubble bath and wash yourself. Sing to yourself. Love yourself. Figuratively. Or not I mean if you’re a ho you’re a ho. Sit in there until the water is warm and get out. 5. Some of you hoes are expensive ones and you wanna smear La Mer all over your body and you can go ahead but the best lotion I’ve ever had – I’ve tried every French, Swiss, Dutch, lotion on the market para my mother – is four dollars. Aveeno daily moisturizing lotion. Back when I was a sad ho my feet were so dry the caught on my sheets girl. I bought this shit when my lotion ran out and I forgot how good it was. I’m telling you my feet went back to being as soft as when I was born. No pedicure. I swear by it.

Bonus tips: If you have that dry skin in your toenails, put baby oil on it daily. They will be no more. If you’re thick and you have dark skin on the inside of your thighs rub coconut oil on it daily. If your man ain’t shit rub coconut oil on him daily. Prosper my hoes. Prosper.

[trussssmepapi-deactivated201603]

Always reblog

[highmelalanin]

This post won’t eva get old 😅

[bby-girl3-deactivated20151203]

I’m crying omg

[blvckdynamite]

This is religious text. Bless

[find-yourchill]

By far my favorite is “If your man ain’t shit rub coconut oil on him daily”

[subgirlygirl]

Prosper my hoes. Prosper.

[sherlock-hannibal]

[noorshirazie]

This is so, so important. The way adults react to a child’s passions and ambitions can often shape the way the child sees themselves. It’s crucial to encourage them wholeheartedly, especially if the child is prone to beat themselves up about the little things anyway.

[otakuwithbrooklynrage]

Gordon Ramsey is a treasure

[gohelengo-deactivated20170827]

he comes off harsh to adults, but I respect people that respect children. I love this man.

[quixon]

He actually doesn’t come off harsh to adults, he comes off harsh to adults who should really fucking know better

[biohazerd]

^^^^^^^

[sixpenceee]

Lewis Carroll’s haunting photographs, including the ‘real’ Alice in Wonderland (1856-1880) 

Charles Lutwidge Dodgson better known as “Lewis Carroll,” took up the then new art-form of photography in 1856. Over 3000 photographs were taken by Dodgson, but only 1000 have survived due to the passage of time and deliberate destruction. Fifty percent of Dodgson’s surviving work is of young girls, but he also photographed buildings skeletons, dolls, dogs, families, statues and trees.

Charles Dodgson quit photography in 1880. Apparently running a studio was too difficult and time-consuming for him.

The girl pictured with the short brown hair and bangs is Alice Pleasance Liddell. She was the inspiration for Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. (Source)

You can find more historical posts here.

[cute-baby-animals]

[mosrael]

graduated top of my class from hogwarts school of bitchcraft and misery

[3xschwarzerkater]

Daily Angel Oracle Cards

from the The Halloween Oracle, 

by Stacey Demarco

[distortedth0ughts]

All I want is for someone to look at me and think, “damn I’m lucky

(via classic-elegant-beautiful)

[missbatbaby]

person: you come across really chill

me: yeah i suppose i am

my constant, unending, internal monologue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[veinitas]

*drops down on one knee* will u sin with me

[missbatbaby]

I wonder what it's like to be happy. I'm so fucking alone and I want to be okay with it. But I don't know how.

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[nemfrog]

Fig. 96. Skeleton of a bat. Elementary anatomy and physiology. 1861.