Bunny

The metabolism of a rabbit on speed. I'm Bunny.

[7li8artist]

@taylorswift

THE ERAS (art nouveau version) I plan to draw the next eras

[omgpromptsplease]

au prompt: jack quits hockey after rehab but ends up at Samwell to get his degree and is so 110% in his studies that he ends up in a bitter library rivalry with the hockey team because they’re SO LOUD and take up the BEST TABLES and like only one or two of them actually seem to know who he is and the rest clearly just see him as Jack the Angry History Major. his junior year, they get this tiny new forward who brings him apology mini pies when the boys start acting up and jack thinks that maybe, just maybe, the hockey team isn’t SO bad.

[garden-of-succulents]

I tried to imagine him giving up hockey completely, but all I got was this mental image of him death-glaring at the SMH, then going out and finding a hockey stick and a basket of apples. He comes back and sets up at his table, but every time the hockey team is too loud, he slapshots an apple into somebody’s water bottle. He’s the water bottle sniper. They live in fear of him.

“You can have the last Reserve copy if you can beat me in a shootout,” he says menacingly to Shitty, his hand clenched around Women and War in the 20th Century.

He refuses Bitty’s baked goods for almost a year because he thinks it’s another fucking person trying to recruit him to the hockey team.

[garden-of-succulents]

My friend the library sciences student who’s salty about hockey:

also for the record: this is something I might actually read. XD (I mean I don’t know that OP knows just how many Angry Hockey Opinions this would set up for because lbr ex-hockeyplayers are only rivalled by ex-smokers in their residual Hatred, but still.)

Also all of the librarians are suddenly blind when Jack is slapshotting shit.

What? Oh no we didn’t see that.

Because like this is also real life in the modern day: no, we do not run around going “shhhhhhh” all the time, people are in fact here to learn. But the fucking hockey team has NO SENSE OF RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLES’ LEARNING TIME.

And him sniping their water-bottles is much more effective than the librarian telling them, once again, to quiet the fuck down or use one of the meeting rooms for fuck’s sake.

especially since we’re discouraged from swearing or death threats.

(Me: Especially if he’s that nice respectful student who goes into Special Collections a lot)

yes. and makes friends. and shares Interesting Things He Found.

And cleans his goddamn mess up.

So yeah. “Jack Is Adopted By SpecCols Librarians” bunny, free to good home! XD

[simoneandgarfunkelle-deactivate]

Steve: we’re the avengers.

Carol: huh. that’s funny, that was my nickname in the Air Force.

Fury:

[masterofnaps]

[argumate]

but soft, what brick through yonder window breaks

[karethdreams]

it is the east and julie’s dad is calling the cops

[goatpaste]

three friend shaped animals

[thebootydiaries]

bullies b like “you got a face only your mama could love” and Freud be like 👀 oh word?

[vladtheunfollower]

[thesinnohleague]

[omgpromptsplease]

prompt: dex tries to come out to nursey and chowder but panics and says “i’m a werewolf”. nursey and chowder just take him at his word and help him to hide away/get to the nearest forest every full moon where he just hangs around for the night and regrets everything

[responsiblelesbian-deactivated2]

Nursey and Chowder are well aware that dex isn’t a werewolf and Dex knows that Nursey and Chowder don’t really believe him, but instead of talking about it they just all awkwardly go through this ritual every month where they drop dex off in the middle of the woods with more camping supplies than he would really need if he were actually a werewolf. 

[gladiolus---amicitia]

I like to think that Rita Skeeter totally lost whatever renown she had after the war and so Harry and Ginny and the others like to pick up her stories for fun without worrying about the effect it’ll have on their image? Like Harry just idly turns a page every morning and goes, “Oh, we’re getting a divorce.” And Ginny yawns as she fetches two coffee mugs and says, “Is it because I’m snogging Neville?” “No,” says Harry, “it’s because I’m snogging Neville.” And Ginny slams down her mug and says, “Goddamnit, Harry, let me have my affair in peace, would you?”

[aenramsden]

They have this sort of conversation in public, sometimes. Especially in places (the Leaky Cauldron, the Three Broomsticks, etc) where they know that it’ll get back to Skeeter.

[wlkingcontraindication]

I like to imagine that the kids get in on it as well. Like Albus and Scorpius can be over heard in the Great Hall with the latest Potter Family gossip

“Did you hear that your dad is leaving your mum for my father?”

“I thought mum was leaving dad for your mum, Scorp?”

“No that was last week. Your mum is with your aunt Luna right now.”

“Ah, my mistake. Pass the pumpkin juice.”

[freaksandtallymarks]

Please tell me that the cursed child was just another bullshit story that the kids fed to her.

[almostawinchester]

New head-canon: Rita Skeeter wrote The Cursed Child.

[digg]

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

[rikkipoynter]

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

[rattlecat]

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

[dancing-coyote]

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

[mxalmighty]

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

[babyanimalgifs]

“Anyone home?”

[shitpostempire]

[scorntrooper-deactivated2024041]

Me in 2018

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[actualhockeyrobot]

Concept: SMH watching Pride & Prejudice and everyone looking Very Pointedly at Jack whenever Darcy is on screen. Jack does not notice, as he is thoroughly entranced because Period Drama.

[troasta]

theres no rule in yugioh saying you can't eat the enemy's cards