I don't know what I'm doing

an exhausted university student. this blog is basically just a dump.

[misscolette]

i havent been on tumblr in so long

[bnhavillaindeku-zine]

URGENT!!! Announcement

Sometimes you just gotta laugh at yourself

[percababies]

BuzzFeed Unsolved au?

The late TV starlet, Beryl Grace took her two children Thalia (8) and Jason (2) on a vacation in Sonoma Valley, California 1996. Her son had mysteriously disappeared on that trip; Beryl claimed he was dead but would not explain what had happened. Her daughter called the police on Beryl thinking she had something to do with her brother’s disappearance. Beryl was extensively questioned but was never arrested. Months later, Thalia had also disappeared and both children have never been found. Years later after desperate publicity stunts and struggling with alcohol, Beryl Grace died in a car crash. 

In 2005 after going on a drive to Montauk, New York a Camaro was found crashed on the side of the road with no victims. This would lead to the Missing Persons report of Sally Jackson from her husband Gabe Ugliano; Ugliano stated that Sally was with her troubled son Percy (12) and believed he was responsible for the crime. Shortly after this incident, Percy had been spotted across America causing explosions with two other unidentified children; incidents including the bombing of the Gateway Arch causing a manhunt after the 12 year old. Little did the nation know, that a mysterious man had kidnapped Percy and had been chasing him across the country. Shortly after Percy was rescued safe, his mother had been miraculously found and uninjured.  

[studentlifeproblems]

[chasekip]

Mimikyus torn disguise

[honestly-i-hate-you-all]

The notes on this are pure fold. But I’ve noticed

We’ve got Team

‘We Stan Team Rocket Because They’re Great’

And we’ve got Team

‘Jessie Is The Best Mom And You Can’t Tell Me Otherwise’

Both are extremely valid and I love you all.

[aquilacalvitium]

I will be forever salty until Team Rocket is given the respect they deserve

[catchymemes]

[misscolette]

For a moment, I didn't see the paper in the window and thought you were referring to the trash bins as neighbours

[daddyhiccup]

This was too brilliant to not share with you all.

[johnmulaneys]

this is the funniest story ever told

[johnmulaneys]

[ancientalienofficial]

Sign energies of the moment

[deep-dive]

[misscolette]

Oh my god, it's Linda Monroe

[studentlifeproblems]

[buffysummers]

me: spends a considerable amount of time cleaning my glasses bc they’re always fucking dirty, FINALLY feels like they’re clean enough 2 seconds later: *accidentally touches the lens directly with my fingertip* me immediately after:

[misscolette]

There comes a point where you just give up and have dirty classes for the rest of the day

[jonklassen2]

[gentlemanbones]

[dreadpiratecherry-deactivated20]

[was-fleur-prince-deactivated201]

I have no idea what’s going on

[pewterkat]

Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.

[ryanthedemiguy]

Look, i’ve been on tumblr for nine fucking years and I don’t get this meme. I remember seeing it at some point, but have no clue what it means.

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

because this meme is pre tumblr and pre-youtube and is about 17 years old, almost twice as long as you’ve been on tumblr the ancient depths of albinoblacksheep will never die

[fanfoolishness]

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

[misscolette]

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BA—

[studentlifeproblems]

[blackjacktheboss]

I don’t understand when Percy gets characterized as being chaotic with food, he’s a latch key kid and latch key kids know how to cook. If you want a feral domestic disaster, Annabeth “I ran away at 7 and have been fed by magical food that just appears when I want it for most of my life” Chase is right there

[disassociatingsquid]

So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.

[dashcon]

Saturday has a ball pit and meet-ups soooooooo. ;D

[gehenna27]

[misscolette]

such high hopes

[saelwen]

Ciri:*kills a bunch of men with one yell*

Geralt:

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

actual dialogue:

“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.... paid.”

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”

B A B E

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

“everyone knows those quiet girls. the ones who never say anything at school unless a teacher makes them. the ones who you see every day but don’t know what they sound like when they laugh. lindsey is not one of those girls, but the teacher wishes she was.”

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

“lindsey was always loud, especially when she was being kind. she didn’t smile at people to make them happier, she screamed all the reasons they shouldn’t be sad. it was hard not to listen.”

i can’t wait to read this book tbh

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

thanks for all the love!!

the story is part one in a series she’s gonna write called “the 23 islands” and it’s about a planet with 23 island like lands that have like..... nothing around them?? an unknown drop and total darkness surrounding them, and each island is like a different thing?? idk how to explain it but one island is like an ancient rainforest and one is snowy mountains and one is like still in the middle ages but another has flying cars??? and it’s about a group of friends trying to find a way off their island because it’s dangerous there, and hopefully to a more habitable one??? i guess they don’t find it tho because each book is a different island

[cipheramnesia]

These are all amazing.