Ash Machina

✨A place for my brainrot to fester✨ Bg3 | astarion | astarion x tav ff14 | emetwol | azemet | wolcred

[missdeusexmachina]

Made this playlist to make my head canons hurt more!

Thought I’d share in case y’all need some fuel for the fire 👀

[mitzoco]

“Second Sun - Part 2″ - A WoL x Hien Comic. Part 1 here. Contains StB spoilers!

[d-saster-chron-cles]

Astarion needs to quit stirring the pot -- but i know he won't.

[terrapia]

You love the spotlight, don't you, Astarion? Here's your big chance. What? No! Don't you dare. This isn't funny.

BALDUR'S GATE 3

[icapturedthecastle]

Baldur's Gate - Astarion + some of my favorite shitposts

[raygunny]

❤ Sappy quotes that remind me of Astarion

[aliazen]

[missdeusexmachina]

I have a type? No, no absolutely not.

My camera roll:

Wait- I can explain-

[atrioventricularvalves]

Cazador's army

[missdeusexmachina]

[songofsoma]

bg3 tweets 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5

[tadfools]

[fairicade]

I love all the Astarion posts with the “where were you 20 years ago how dare you come to me when I am this” quote but all I can imagine is a human Tav sitting there like

[this-is-a-job-for-vesemir]

Astarion: Okay, WHO made that loud cracking noise that gave away our position and almost got us killed???

Tav: I think that might've been Gale's knees

Shadowheart: Yeah that sounded like Gale's knees

Gale, nodding: It was my knees

[avernusreject]

Tell me that's not how that scene went

[raintides]

two guys with extremely particular dietary needs

[missdeusexmachina]

And I will make them fight over my Tav every damn time

[velviquinn]

this video HAUNTS me. i spent 30ish minutes trying to find it in my camera roll just to prove i wasn’t insane and made it up.