[no-chill-at-all]

[dollsonmain]

I just need something to look forward to.

In the mail.

[bitchycode]

[imsoshive]

If you’re fuckin a woman and she starts to moan enjoyably or says “just like that” that doesn’t mean fuck her harder.

Keep the same stroke, bruh. She likes that. Clearly. Don’t fuck it up tryna be the hulk in her shit.

[clarknokent]

Straight facts. They gonna be cummin and shakin in no time. Stay the course.

[thetattedstoner]

When she say “just like that” keep yourself together fam

[purplelittlemermaid]

This. Just listen fam… don’t do too much nigga, just chiiiiiilll and listen to what I saaaaaid.

[jhon-doe-smokes-deactivated2020]

Communication is key honestly.

[sheabutterbitch]

I pray we can all sleep well tonight and wake up Monday morning feeling well rested and hopeful for a calm, fulfilling, and forgiving week.

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[dreadgeek]

To my future wife...

Could you just sit on my dick before we leave for work?! I know there’s not enough time, but just sit, no bouncing, no grinding. You don’t even have to move…just kiss me while i’m inside you before we leave..that’s all

[poisonedblacklotus]

The level of intimacy is astonishing

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[weavemama]

my toxic ass thoughts as they keep me up at 2 am:

[deejay]

What’s the mood for Friday?

[2000ish]

[charlibaltimore]

[alexusshanel]

Right

[tezthinks-deactivated20190105]

I could listen to her speak all day.

[nipsndnaps-deactivated20170717]

“Great great great step grand roach” 😂💀⚰

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

Lol

[candiikismet]

I will NEVER not reblog her ❤️

[iamhannalashay]

Her voiceeee

[allergictosimple]

Runs up my blood pressure too girl

[whoistheoriginalman]

SOURCE: https://whoistheoriginalman.tumblr.com

[1blqdmndsire74]

Once again, it’s ON!!!! YEEEEEEAAAAAAUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[sweetcribs]

Always reblog

[woodmeat]

Please brain

Can i have some serotonin??

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

My brain:

[richassness]

90s babies we’re getting old

[inso-uciant]

i don’t want to talk about it

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

came across this on twitter I just had to share this cause this is fucking wild

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

BITCH???? FUCK A TINDER WHAT THE FUCJJJK

[angeljinkazama]

this is it this is the one that almost matches the gay ass eating giardia one!!!!

[plazm]

[mycaptaintazer]

I’ve never identified with something more than this

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[respectfulmemes]