Unlucky Girl Thoughts

28 Idk man I’m a lot 18+ cause I like sex 🤷‍♀️

[violetmelancholia]

literally me

[04k96]

[albertnatural]

fuck. i love my own blog. it’s almost like it’s full of things i would post it’s crazy

[gemsandjunk]

The Onion continues to never miss

[kissingyourcoffin]

i'm such a weird perverted freak but i'm also such a romantic cutiepie lovergirl yknow

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?

Yeah it’s called sleep

[sarostheghostcat]

actually im screenshotting this bc im obsessed with your tags

[harmed]

[devils-queen]

✞ 666 ✞

[thenewguy1984-deactivated202601]

And for my next trick, I will show thousands of strangers online my descent into madness.

[uglyandthebeasst-deactivated202]

[kourtneyjrose]

[destielgaysex]

so it turns out that time actually does go by faster as you get older. just like how adults told me it would when i was younger. pisses me off

[mushroom-enby]

Same energy as the "you'll understand when you're older"

I did, in fact, understand when I got older. Which infuriates me.

[missfortunate-things]

Ok so when you’re 5 a year is 1/5 of your life, and when you’re 27 a year is 1/27.

A year is a larger, slower part of your life the younger you are.

Math is cool 🤷‍♀️

[artschoolglasses]

Death's Head Ring, gold, enamel, and diamond, Early 17th Century

From the London Museum

[confessionsofadiabetic]

You know what absolutely boggles my mind? That healthy people exist. Genuinely healthy people. No mental illness, no physical illness, no chronic illness. Just healthy. What a life that must be. 

[areallyuniquename]

[strawberryjayne]

[littlewickedthings]

Aly Von Rose