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Elizabeth, 26, Gelfling, Spaghetti Western Enthusiast, Take it easy bud

[missgelfling]

Mmmmmmph

[lessboogey]

Junji Ito  //  Hayao Miyazaki

[leanderqueenie]

The world if your favourite band is the Beatles:

The world if you fucking hate the Beatles:

[leseigneurdufeu]

no but Tolkien hated the beatles too and that confirms the theory

[patron-saint-of-smartasses]

@imperial–orthodoxy hard facts

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[dollsonmain]

[weantuniverse]

[yesterdaysprint]

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912

[anemonequeen-moved]

it’s a leap yeap

[morganoperandi]

My nightmare: making a typo that people are still talking about over a century later

[beardedmrbean]

[ruhlare]

love and grief go hand in hand

[ruhlare]

hope and patience go hand in hand too

[mijitogustavito]

Keeping this quote to my grave

[rhube]

I feel like we have a spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.

[cookingwithroxy]

I'm just baffled at that last tweet, the last line of 'capitalism is so wild'. Like. You got LITERALLY what you asked for, what's so confusing about that?

Just 'Oh man I paid for them to deliver me literally nothing and I tipped generously in the process and they took my money and gave me exactly what I requested, how insane is that?' jesus guy what did you expect to have happen?

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

The difference between capitalism and socialism is that, under capitalism, you can choose to spend money to get zero food, and under socialism, that's just what happens half the time.

[vontacompton]

This never even needed to be clarified

[crazy-brazilian]

[thoughtportal]

[dukeofash]

yeah, you could say I’m a bit popular with the ladies

[dukeofash]

@necrowtic​ you can NOT keep this in the tags

[jessebloom]

i do have to hand it to him

[shitpostinguniverse]

[memewhore]

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

Oh, ha ha, very funny. You know there’s no such thing as “Woggets and Mudge”: that’s a bowl of delicious Crumbly-Wumbly in a How’s Yer Father Sauce.

[karetahana]

Youve been here for 5 minutes and already need to go touch grass holy shit