Queen of hell

Hunting with the Winchesters, helping mundanes with the Shadowhunters, laughing with F.R.I.E.N.D.S., defeating Voldemort with the golden trio, helping the detective with Lucifer, fighting for the human race with Clarke, solving murders with Jughead, adventuring with Merlin, having a drink with Barney and Ted, changing time with Travelers, avoiding the apocalypse with The Umbrella Academy, stealing with Trinkets, trying to create a new society with Allie, rooting for Elanor and Chidi.

[melonmemes]

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[fotobilog]

[iwillreadyourbooks]

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

[fruitffish]

Απολλο 🦋 Spirit of The Sun

[michellepsychologist]

Good news amidst all this chaos

[andyouweremine]

[dxmedstudent]

Some of my non-medic friends are offering to do grocery shopping for their local at-risk neighbours. I wish I could do this - as a doctor I’m too high tisk to go near anyone who isn’t already sick and needing my help. But if you can help, then there are always ways to help others.

[you-are-another-me]

Crystal clear water in Venice was seen flowing for the first time due to a drastic decrease in pollution because of the Nationwide Coronavirus quarantine that was enacted in Italy.

Never in the last 60 years has water been seen so clear and beautiful.

... And from the chaos that seems to be happening, there flowed beauty.

[mind--master]

Since Megamind is becoming more appreciated as the masterpiece of cinema it is, here are my favorite lines in no particular order:

Metroman’s mom: “Oh, wow! A baby!”  Metroman’s dad: “Ah yes, I saw it and thought of you.” Metroman’s mom: “Our baby is flying!”  Metroman’s dad: “Yes, yes, only the best for you.”

Megamind: “He would win some. I would almost win others.”

Roxanne: “His heart is an ocean, inside another ocean.”

Roxanne: “Is there some kind of nerdy super-villain website where you get tesla coils and blinky dials?”  Minion: “Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in-”  Megamind: “Don’t answer that!” * Minion: *whispers* “Romania”

Megamind: “Oh I’m shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!”

Minion: “It’s warming up.”  Megamind: “The sun is warming up?!”

Roxanne: “Can someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?” Megamind: *laughs* “You of all people know we discontinued that promotion!”

Megamind: “Not now Minion, I’m in a heated existential discussion with this dead-eyed plastic desk toy.”

Roxanne @ Metroman: “Without you, evil is running rampant through the streets!” Megamind: “I’m so tired of running rampant through the streets.”

Minion: “Good luck on your date!”  Megamind:“I will!”  Minion: “That doesn’t make any sense!”  Megamind: “I know!”

Megamind: “Now it’s time for some witty back and forth banter! You go first!”  Titan: “AHHHHH”  Megamind: “Okay, look, I’m not sure where to go with that!”

Roxxane @ Metroman: “You left us in the hands of….him! No offense.”  Megamind: “No, no, I’m with you.”

Megamind: “Get back you savages!”  Roxanne: “Sorry! Sorry! He’s just not used to positive feedback!”

[robertpattisons]

sums up 2020

[rcmclachlan]

[mrevaunit42]

[just-another-dead-blog]

think we can get all 10 plagues by the end of june?

[roseverdict]

[rexuality]

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

[moonfalora]

[reasonandempathy]

Coronavirus Insights

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

A L L O F T H E S E

[sixpenceee]

STAY👏THE👏 FUCK👏 HOME !!

[bilbon-socket]

STAY👏THE👏 FUCK👏 HOME !!

[gloomi-genki-deactivated2022120]

You can contribute to society by staying home. Why are you wasting that?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[emphasisonthehomo]

Imagine all of the insufferable oscar bait quarantine movies that are gonna come out in a few years, about a husband and wife forced to stay home together, and slowly learn to actually love and appreciate their spouse.

[emphasisonthehomo]

One of the Important Scenes will be where Husband watches Wife idk fucking eat an entire can of olives and goes “I- I didn’t know you liked olives” and she’s like “Yeh I love them” *insert obnoxious slurping eating noises to prove she is a Relatable Female Character.*

And then cue dramatic melancholy music while he sits and thinks about how his job is actually meaningless in the face of the fact that it’s prevented him from learning more about the woman he married all those years ago.

There’s a bunch of scenes where they look pensively at each other from the doorway. They start off quarantine sitting on chairs on opposite sides of the living room. As the days progress they move closer and closer. By the end of the movie they’re next to each other on a love seat.

It’s about two upper middle class white heterosexuals. He works at a bank and she runs an etsy shop making tiny idly jewelry. Their neighbor is an Eldery Likable Black Man who offers them sage advice talking over the fence of their backyards. He of course eventually dies of the virus, leaving his two neighbors to learn and grow from the experience- and to treasure what really matters in life.

It makes 10 Bazillion dollars and several high brow movie critics talk breathlessly about how it accurately and beautifully handled the emotional and social struggle of life during the pandemic.

[emphasisonthehomo]

Husband is played by like Leonardo DiCaprio or something. Wife is a slim blonde actress who is 20 years younger than him, even though in the move their characters somehow went to high school together. Black Neighbor Killed Off For Character Development is played by Morgan Freeman. The movie is touted as one of the most Important Films Of The Decade.

[cricketcat9]

Yep. That’s The Movie. IMO there also will be Elderly Heroic Asian Woman, owner of a grocery store, speaking bad English,  suffering but Performing Heroic Acts for the community, even the asshole racist who will eventually reform, cue tears. 

[katbelleinthedark]

The whole film just flashed in front of my eyes.

[susiephone]

can we all make a pact, right here and now, to not see it when it comes out? not in the theater, not on pay per view, NOTHING. actually, let’s all collectively refuse to acknowledge it. no sharing the trailer, no commenting on the trailer, no gifsets, no memes. no tweets about how bad it is.

i never thought my life would get to a point where i’m actively hoping a movie that has not even yet been made will bomb, but here we are. 

let’s make this fucker tank.

[andyoucallmeupagain]

What a year March has been

[leninisms]

it’s still march???

[whitepeopletwitter]

[zephindles]

Eleanor and Chidi, The Good Place

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[micaxiii]

I keep reading these as either with french accents or the Chamberlain from The Dark Crystal Netflix series 

[gahdamnpunk]

So they’re saying 12 months were never necessary in the first place? 🧐