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seanmcloughlin-deactivated20210

happy birthday to one of the most iconic songs in existence

nucl34rb0y

is that the wake me up song bc i don’t know the name of it

seanmcloughlin-deactivated20210

yep!

cannabiscomrade

this song is officially a teenager congrats everyone we made it

fuckyeahvintage-retro

theniftyfifties

1950s advertisement for trash cans.

catgirlgore-blog

me sitting with my friends

iamnothedwig

Tag urself I’m the pink trash can

dslitemoved-deactivated20190720

advice-animal

A good philosophy

ruinedchildhood

d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014

@carlosthedrawf

bitch no one is oppressing you by not fucking you and your talons!!!!!

eroscestlavie

there are so many things about this but also like girl it doesn’t even matter at the end of the day if your partner is into it so why share that you keep everyone dry talons or no!!!!!!!!

twopartsbitter

“And while my nails may seem to erase my queerness at first, I really feel my most queer at my most feminine. After all, how many queer women do you see with long nails? It doesn’t get more ‘queer’ or subversive than that.”

that’s a real actual quote from this real actual article I’m dying

meangirlnurse

#i’m queering queerness by having long nails #aksksjf GOD #hashtag sex positivity

fagsexuality-deactivated2019090

can someone cut those rings off her girl I’ve never had this much anxiety!

reverend-spines

you have so much to make fun of and you choose her weight? in 2018?

appropriately-inappropriate

Before you shit a brick of self-righteousness, you may want to google degloving.

That is why those rings need to come off. Nothing to do with her weight and everything to do with the images you’re about to seriously regret seeing.

benyw

I don’t even know where to start. These fucking queerios are trying so hard to be oppressed without acknowledging any actual female oppression, it honestly makes me so tired. If she wants to keep her nails she’s going to have to sacrifice one of the visible givaways of her same-sex attraction. Keep the talons or keep the clue; those are her options. It’s not the fault of other ssa girls that they know long nail = no entry. This girl is vacuous beyond redemption, just like the entire queer ‘movement’.

appropriately-inappropriate

Word.

I mean, it’s ridiculous. I’d love long nails. I enjoy manicures. But given that I’d like to not eat shredded kitty, I clip my nails.

Like, what the hell. And she’s pissing and moaning about it? Boo hoo buttercup.

benyw

I wonder what she would do if she ever came across an actual problem in her life… Dread to think tbh 🙇

appropriately-inappropriate

americangodsblog

american gods re-watch ≡ (8/?)

chandlerbings

perpetualwhirlpoolofconfusion

i really don’t think that this bottle of tea knows what a haiku is

haiku-robot

i really don’t think that this bottle of tea knows what a haiku is

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

lilyvonpseudonym

Not only does this bottle of tea know what a haiku is, it knows it better than YOU guys. Because we all focus on the syllable count- yes, important- we essentially don’t discuss the fact that traditionally, haiku was most often about pastoral themes and depictions of the timeless beauty of the world. (See, for example, the works of Issa, Buson, and Bashõ.) This is more true to the works of classical haiku poets than MANY I’ve read. Also, this is maybe the first haikubot post I’ve seen that has anything near the proper cadence and troche structure.