[besnurched]

Tbh

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

[kimreesesdaughter]

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

[thottimus-prime-deactivated2018]

Lmfaoo ya wcw thinks this is how life works

[kimreesesdaughter]

Lmfao, if I’m ya WCW, this is her life. Fuck with me 😎

[lavendersucculents]

Ive been seeing people screenshot this awesome post and posting it as their own on IG :(

[kimreesesdaughter]

Great, they can get cussed out when people start saying it’s not working and 2018 is trash 😂😂😂I have seen it around a lot though.

[lettersiarrange]

I’m tired of house hunters. No more white people choosing between 3 equally nice houses in the suburbs. Instead, I want a show about average millenials trying to find apartments in major cities. Give me a 25 year old trying to find somewhere habitable in NYC for $1k a month. Give me a grad student looking for a flat in San Francisco on their shoestring budget. Give me a young adult who just got a starter job in Paris and now has to figure out how to move there. Will joe choose the place with a couch for a bed, or will he go for the closet-sized crawl space? Will Kat manage to find some place in the city, or will she end up with a 2 hour commute? Will Chris go for the barely renovated warehouse or will he start sleeping in the break room at work? Find out next week on I Don’t Want to Be Homeless

[teenscoolest]

[jazz-hip-hop-deactivated2019111]

your 20's: the era when you gotta make shit happen but all you wanna do is chill.

[style-and-beauty]

[localstarboy]

[vergak]

Honestly god bless vine for introducing so many young black people to cinematography I can’t wait until black people take over the movie industry.

[deactivated123123-deactivated20]

Idk who started the randomly start dancing as a reaction scene but its keeping me alive and curing my depression

[markparham]

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

[peachisty]

things you deserve this 2018:

pure love

a kind heart

prosperity

genuine happiness

honesty and transparency

softness

hope

good art

clear skin

[thother]

when my parents ask me why I want to move out 

[meikyo-shisui]

when an obscure interest you have appears on your dash

[ultraviolentangel-deactivated20]

Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn’t mean you can’t advocate against it now. It doesn’t make you a hypocrite. You just grew. Don’t let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset.

[ravenobviously]

Bruh. This needs to be a mandatory post on everybody’s blog. Y'all really be pullin out decade old receipts like woah.

[timbllr]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I chipped my tooth last night and I think it’s because I was on coke

[peruviancokewhore-deactivated20]

The sugar and chemicals in coke are really bad for your teeth…. Why would you put something in your body that you can use to clean pennies and toilet bowls? 

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Cocaine

[thicc-waifu-deactivated20190623]

if you guys need a representation of how long ive been on tumblr i still have this gif saved

[crowmunculus]

you are like a little baby, watch this

[tamagotchihelpline]

i am in physical agony

[brinkofpynk]

i think this is a decent contestant

[bortoukali]

[surprisebitch]

it looks like he’s wearing black socks