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Welcome to Good Burger Home of the Good Burger can I take your order 🎀 Co ran by Paige and Emily 🎀

[spooky-darth-blog]

Well fuck you too.

[askradicalgoodspeed]

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

[wizcoylifa]

pokemon aint real hows that answer

[hearteyem0ji]

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH

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[slutty-ukes]

why do I still read youtube comments like have I not learned anything

[vesperatom]

[hey-im-hilarious]

zodiac posts be like

“the signs as things” Aries: fire thing Taurus: hungry thing Gemini: 2 things Cancer: cries a lot Leo: made of solid gold idfk Virgo: vacuum cleaner Libra: nerd Scorpio: evil thing Sagittarius: rly fast thing Capricorn: ambitious Aquarius: water Pisces: emotional water

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[10knotes]

forever reblogging the scene where brittany became my favorite character

[dailybeyoncegifs]

[alcoholicgifts]

that DRESS

[eternal-bedhead-deactivated2022]

You can’t spell shart without art

[rainbow-road-to-happiness]

this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

[colachampagnedad]

and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become just imagine cemeteries looking like this life after death THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT

this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries

you can choose what kind of tree you want to become?

my grand kids gon smoke that OG me

zooted off my spirit

forever in their hearts lungs.

[macleod]

oh my god this is great

[i-am-totes-sherlocked]

This is everything I needed to hear today

[heart2match-deactivated20181123]

[kermit stares directly into the camera like he’s on the office]

[twitterscreencaps]

[animal-factbook]

Like many other animals, bears will try to find a job to support its family in the wild. However not all jobs are suitable for bears. This particular ice cream truck’s sales decreased by a whopping 87.5% after employing Barney the Bear.

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

man it musta been weird dealing with allergies before we had a working understanding of modern medicine like

“yeah we farm peanuts and mostly we’re okay but every so often someone eats one and just dies so it’s kinda sketch”

[boyofzoot]

what is going on in Australia 

[firelorcl]

now remember, the best technique when giving a handjob is to clamp the dick with a professional salon hair straightening iron

[marble-soda]

[3lixar]