Set faces to stun!

[oras]

if there’s any true logic to the universe we’ll end up on that bridge again someday

[buzzfeed]

21 Of The Most Beautiful Proverbs From Around The World

[enernies-with-benefits]

When i was a kid my mom and i had a code word to let her know when i needed her to say no. For instance if a kid at school asked me to come over and stay the night but i really didnt want to, id call my mama and ask her, and then end it with “please, Mom?” I never call my mama Mom, just Mama or Moomoo, so she would know immediately to say that I was grounded or had too much homework or some other bullshit. We also had a system the other way around, so if i called her to see how her date was going and she needed an out, she would call me babydoll and id tell her i heard scary noises and was frightened and needed her to come home or something. Anyways, my point is that every family should hqve a system of codes to keep them safe. Go do that.

[simply-quotes-deactivated202002]

Sometimes life is a constant battle against the nostalgia of a time that can never be real again.

Jason Myers, The Mission (via mirroir)

[missmcdeath]

previously on hannibal: gay

this week on hannibal: gay

next week on hannibal: gay

[sherlock-hannibal]

people are really defensive about not tagging something that people want tagged smh

Ikr!! I mean, I can’t say much about it really, because at end of the day, it’s their blog and it’s their choice whether they wanna tag stuff or not… But sending messages like that is not a nice thing to do.

Just rude!

[missmcdeath]

Eat the rude.

[inceptingnolan]

The Writing Process - In Pictures

[thyelloow]

disney animal characters as humans by  Pugletto

[thechrishaley]

Done and done.

(Not pictured: “Butt window”, but trust me, it’s there.)

[gailsimone]

You have no idea how much this cheered me up just now.

[brinconvenient]

I for one, think this is a major improvement. Look how empowered he is! And it’s relevant to the character as someone who is powered by the sun, he’d want to maximize the amount of sunlight he receives, right? It’s not like it makes sense for him to cover himself from chin to toe. In fact, I think some strappy sandals might be an improvement.

[mybodythehandgrenade]

strappy high heeled sandals would increase his height making him closer to the sun. and if wonderwoman can fight in heels it can’t be that hard, right?

[isaia]

SO EMPOWERING

[americanninjax-deactivated20191]

Felt a dire need to contribute to the hilarity.

[olgaulanova]

Now I can tell right away he’s a strong male character. Whew! No more confusion.

[eschergirls]

+1 for him doing the boobs and butt pose too.

[pleatedjeans]

Tumblr Gets Deep (21 Pics)

[pdlcomics]

So Strong

[mondonger-deactivated20131224]

why do guys call girls “cunts” anyway though

why would you insult someone by referring to them as the only thing about them that actually matters to you

i mean

when I get mad at my boyfriend I don’t call him “salary”

[princess-meathead-blog]

Lmfaoooooo

[twerks4loanpayments]

[myownlost]

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

[cestnepasuneblog]

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

[musicofthestage]

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

[postimpression]

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

[loganl517]

[missmcdeath]

A handy chart

[flowerkirks-deactivated20140917]

what if khan’s blood does eventually turn kirk into a homicidal madman and that’s how we get mirrorverse kirk

[sherlockedtrekkie]

#but no think about it #what if all of these movies are just leading to a mirror ‘verse? #how…

[rhv]

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

[simaraknows]

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

[danray002-deactivated20241205]

During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

[lapisbitch]

raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

[startrekninja-deactivated201610]

Arriving at Starfleet Command, San Francisco. 

Star Trek The Motion Picture