I'm back. I guess.

she/her/any. Fanfic writer. This blog has always been and will forever be a mess. No structure, just stuff I like.

[captaincupkirk]

It's been so long since I posted any cosplay online, and even longer since I shared them on tumblr, but I love how these pictures (and this cosplay!) turned out, so please enjoy this little Laurence set with me <3

Photos & edit by freezing_photo

[ratwednesday]

big blue 🌊

continuing to play with marker and traditional mediums; continuing to have a total blast

[spirkbitch]

James T. Kirk would solve the Ai issue by talking ChatGPT into killing itself

[pisss-offf-ghostt]

Googly eyed mother fucker

C’mon, be serious

[nighttimepatrons]

sauron thinking about eonwe

[bvckbiter]

“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…

[chivalfairy]

its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

[rubykgrant]

I have to double-check every blog name with “rad” or “radical”, and I HATE IT, because rad/radical were some of my favorite words! people who don’t respect trans men/women aren’t radical, they’re tragical!!!

[chivalfairy]

YOU ARE SO RIGHT HOMIE we gotta reclaim rad and radical as phrases only trans people can use forever now

[darksteel-relic]

[futuristicballoondream-deactiva]

[theodysseyofhomer]

paintings of ulysses and the sirens rated by how securely he is tied to the mast

[theodysseyofhomer]

Ulysses and the Sirens by John William Waterhouse

looks reasonably secure, he’s probably not going anywhere. waterhouse always comes through. 10/10

Ulysses and the Sirens by Herbert James Draper

you’ve allowed too much freedom of movement for his sexy arms!!! he’s aboutta BUST through the ropes and join the choir invisible!!! but i do love the crewmate to the left with the king-wrangling job. i bet that’s eurylochus. 6/10

Odysseus and the Sirens by Alexander Bruckmann

they’re pretending to ask for advice on building wooden horses, and when he jumps overboard to mansplain, that little wristlet is not gonna stop him. 0/10

Ulysses and Sirens by Pablo Picasso

this ulysses is forever trapped in flatland. he will not jump overboard. he knows there is no true escape with the sirens, not really. 7/10

Ulysses and the Sirens by Léon Belly

in 3 minutes this mans is going to be dragging behind the boat like a jet ski. 1/10, there must have been a thought process at least

Odysseus and the sirens (stamnos, British museum)

rope to naked flesh ratio is so funny here but you can’t listen to the forbidden song of the sirens if you ain’t cute <3 9/10

The Sirens and Ulysses by William Etty

i’m sorry, i hate this. what?

fish women want him for his thick ass. only ropes around here are the ones he pulls in the gym. 0/10

Ulysses and the Sirens by Marie-François Firmin-Girard

finally…. a socially distanced ulysses. you did it boys. can’t sink this bad boy. 100/10

[randomaverage-deactivated202302]

but can he beat Sharknado

[theodysseyofhomer]

absolutely he cannot beat sharknado

[swordaperson]

the best thing about how Temeraire ended was that Laurence ended the series in three separate queer platonic relationships

[justafanaticalhuman]

Marilyn Monroe ! Shen Qingqiu <3

Behold! Tis done

reference photo under the cutline

[travellingdragon]

Ymroddiad

or a series of drawings inspired by this scene:

“The hills were odd; irregular and richly covered with grass, they drew the eye queerly as they went overhead. ‘Oh,’ said Emily suddenly, on the forward lookout, craning her head over Temeraire’s shoulder to look down at them [...]. Temeraire’s wing-beats slowed. ‘Oh,’ he said. The valley was full of them: not hills but barrow-mounds, raised over the dragons where they had breathed their last. Here and there an outthrust horn or spike came jutting from the sod. In places a little fall of earth had bared the white curve of a jawbone. [...] They flew on silently, above the verdant deserted green, Temeraire’s shadow flowing and rippling over the spines and hollows of the dead.”

Empire of Ivory, chapter 14

and by @elexuscal's vision of a hypothetical painting of the burial grounds. I've added image descriptions with some further details and context.

[viria]

your idol sketches because I might be a bit obsessed with the song and their performance

[notanupstandingcitizen]

people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW

[wildtornado-o]

Laurence and the children he keeps accidently adopting, Forthing count your days

Original

[importantdestinydefender]

Here he is, my version of William Laurance! (Don't look too close at his collar how do 19th century militrary jackets work???????)

[veliseraptor]

that ‘pakige?’ post but me, a couple hours after posting a fic, like ‘comints?’

[kitten-kin]

[leahazel]

F5 F5 F5

[kitten-kin]

… F5 F5 F5 F5F5F5F5F5

[themthistles]

whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren't there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him

[drawgut]

i was at ground zero of mishapocalypse. the miku binder? the aids AU? the Cassandra Clair omega verse lawsuit????

and before that!! when every authors note was “I’m just a broke artist I don’t own these characters please don’t sue me” bc Anne rice was out here stalking the fic dollies

fox execs had snipers on every rooftop, hoping you’d write a scrabble about mulder and scully kissing so they could chop your dollar

[yourtongzhihazel]

France: hundreds of years with baguette -- DID NOT INVENT BANH MI

Vietnam: less than 100 years with baguette -- INVENTED BANH MI

ANOTHER WIN FOR VIETNAM‼️‼️‼️‼️

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