Miss. Smith @misssmithneedsaraise - Tumblr Blog

I have had enough of Dr. Wilson and his newfangled teaching methods. When I was a kid, you sat in your desk and paid attention to the teacher whether you felt like it or not. Then, you did whatever work they assigned. There weren’t a dozen different options or learning styles.”

“AND WE ALL TURNED OUT FINE!”

#alvin and the chipmunks #miss smith #teaching #venting #learning styles #newfangled #dr wilson #he’s too relaxed #how can kids respect him if he’s a pushover?#Yes I am still angry the school is forcing me to give Alvin whatever ridiculous accommodations he asks for #school #drama

“Every day I question my decision to become a teacher.”

“Every single day.”

“Why did I get stuck with the most rowdy and uncontrollable class?”

#alvin and the chipmunks #miss smith #venting #teaching #stuck #rowdy #uncontrollable #students #class

ryuu-dragonz

*Everyone is standing around a broken coffee maker*

Miss Smith: So... who broke it

Class 1B:

Simon: ...I did. i broke it

Miss Smith: no. no you didn't. Alvin?

Alvin: don't look at me, look at Derek!

Derek: What? I didn't break it

Alvin: Huh okay okay, that's weird because- how'd you know it was even broken?

Derek: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken

Alvin: suspicious.

Derek: NO IT'S NOT

Simon: okay, let's not fight! i broke it. let me pay for it, Miss Smith

Miss Smith: No! who broke it?!

Class 1B:

Cheesy, whispering: Miss Smith.. RayRay has been awfully quiet

RayRay: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

[ everyone in the classroom starts arguing ]

• • •

Miss Smith @ Principal Meadows: i broke it. i burned my hand and punched it

Miss Smith: I predict that they'll be having a nerf war with warpaint on their faces 10 minutes from now

(for @chipmunkweirdo <3)

#IT WOULD SERVE THOSE KIDS RIGHT #THIS IS MY NEW LORD OF THE FLIES LESSON PLAN #SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST #EXPOSING THE ANIMALISTIC NATURE OF TEENAGERS

“Senior prank week was the stupidest idea anyone ever invented.”

“AND WHO LET THE SOPHOMORES JOIN IN!?”

#alvin and the chipmunks #miss smith #prank week #senior prank week #venting #tired #annoyed

kevintheradnerddj

Reasons why Dr. Wilson is the best teacher ever.

1. Fun hands-on projects

2. Color coded slides

3. He understands being a teenager is hard

4. Offers help on difficult assignments

5. Lets us fidget during class

6. He has a great sense of humor!

7. He’s not Miss. Smith

misssmithneedsaraise

“WELL, LET’S SEE DR. WILSON TRY TO TEACH YOU WORLD HISTORY!!!” 😡

#WHY ARE YOU KIDS LIKE THIS!?#world history #science #ap classes #dr wilson #Adam Wilson is a foolish man who wouldn’t know proper education if it bit him on the butt

"Maybe now that I have two weeks off, I can FINALLY use this website."

"I decided against giving anyone homework over Christmas and New Year's break because honestly I DON'T FEEL LIKE GRADING IT!"

"I hope they're happy. I'm sure they'll enjoy the time with their families more than I will."

#miss smith #alvin and the chipmunks #christmas break #teaching #homework #generous #don't feel like it #new year's #two weeks off #TWO FULL WEEKS

“I saw my sister for Thanksgiving and now I feel like a failure.”

“She’s accomplished 10 more things since I last saw her and all I’ve done is teach the same lessons to the same stubborn, rotten students…and the very few that actually learn things.”

“I’ve done nothing worthwhile with my life.”