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@misssmithneedsaraise
I have had enough of Dr. Wilson and his newfangled teaching methods. When I was a kid, you sat in your desk and paid attention to the teacher whether you felt like it or not. Then, you did whatever work they assigned. There weren’t a dozen different options or learning styles.”
“AND WE ALL TURNED OUT FINE!”
“Every day I question my decision to become a teacher.”
“Every single day.”
“Why did I get stuck with the most rowdy and uncontrollable class?”
*Everyone is standing around a broken coffee maker*
Miss Smith: So... who broke it
Class 1B:
Simon: ...I did. i broke it
Miss Smith: no. no you didn't. Alvin?
Alvin: don't look at me, look at Derek!
Derek: What? I didn't break it
Alvin: Huh okay okay, that's weird because- how'd you know it was even broken?
Derek: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken
Alvin: suspicious.
Derek: NO IT'S NOT
Simon: okay, let's not fight! i broke it. let me pay for it, Miss Smith
Miss Smith: No! who broke it?!
Class 1B:
Cheesy, whispering: Miss Smith.. RayRay has been awfully quiet
RayRay: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
[ everyone in the classroom starts arguing ]
• • •
Miss Smith @ Principal Meadows: i broke it. i burned my hand and punched it
Miss Smith: I predict that they'll be having a nerf war with warpaint on their faces 10 minutes from now
(for @chipmunkweirdo <3)
“Senior prank week was the stupidest idea anyone ever invented.”
“AND WHO LET THE SOPHOMORES JOIN IN!?”
Reasons why Dr. Wilson is the best teacher ever.
1. Fun hands-on projects
2. Color coded slides
3. He understands being a teenager is hard
4. Offers help on difficult assignments
5. Lets us fidget during class
6. He has a great sense of humor!
7. He’s not Miss. Smith
“WELL, LET’S SEE DR. WILSON TRY TO TEACH YOU WORLD HISTORY!!!” 😡
"Maybe now that I have two weeks off, I can FINALLY use this website."
"I decided against giving anyone homework over Christmas and New Year's break because honestly I DON'T FEEL LIKE GRADING IT!"
"I hope they're happy. I'm sure they'll enjoy the time with their families more than I will."
“I saw my sister for Thanksgiving and now I feel like a failure.”
“She’s accomplished 10 more things since I last saw her and all I’ve done is teach the same lessons to the same stubborn, rotten students…and the very few that actually learn things.”
“I’ve done nothing worthwhile with my life.”
“I’ve been informed Homecoming will soon be here.”
“Fantastic. Another pointless distraction to turn my classroom into a zoo.”
“AND YES! I AM BEING SARCASTIC!”
“And now Alvin’s back to his regular style of annoying again.”
“I don’t know which style is worse. The know-it-all or the class clown or the mix of the two.”
“I shouldn’t be ranting about a student on the internet but HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID!”
“The weekend is over already!?”
“I really need to get myself some over the counter Tylenol.”
“What’s wrong with Alvin this year?”
“I swear, every year that kid has an entirely new personality and yet he STILL drives me crazy.”
“I am not looking forward to the new school year.”
“Teaching 10th grade is the worst. Would not recommend.”
