My Life as Me

Who knows why I am even on this site? I miss the old Tumblr.

[shalrath]

some people are so cute. like wtf where did you get the cheat code for that

[mothcub]

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

[timbllr]

[lizzibennet]

jane austen really just repeatedly said “the sexiest thing a man can be is kind, selfless, attentive and honest about his feelings” and, as always, she was correct every single time

[vilindeer]

She also said women should have financial autonomy and legal rights. :)

[lizzibennet]

jane austen: men should be softer and kinder and women should be allowed to be witty and funny and independent

me: fuckin superb u funky little regency ladie

[riverside--wren]

Benefits of dating chubby girls

Soft

Warm

Cute

[lady-vogue-deactivated20230306]

[sandersstudies]

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

[sandersstudies]

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

[under-the-arch]

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

[witchstone]

tinder but to find yourself an archnemesis

[unseeelie]

Fallen by Federico Ferro

[spioszki]

[ranchhands]

my body is NOT. a “”temple””….it is a CLOWN CAR, and NONE OF THESE BITCHES KNOW HOW 2 DRIVE

[whitepeopletwitter]

[carnival-phantasm]

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

[sirduke]

[thequeenofnightlyrics]

I want october. I want Halloween. I want fall. I want rain. I want thunderstorm.

[thistlewytch]

Lore: Black Stockings (2017)

[sss]

[batou]

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

[themadcapmathematician]

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

[onlydoll]

be the decadent, cold-hearted brunette you want to see in the world.