~ It me! ~

The real slim shayla~ I'm 20 years old and based in Southern California and I adore people <3 This is probably my least kept up on social media! But I am @MissyMissShayla on pretty much everything else - Oh and I have a side blog which has become decently adandoned but y'know: My DIY blog

[homefryboy]

talent

[thenatsdorf]

Cat NO likey!

[viostormcaller]

ALL THESE CATS ARE LITERALLY: “bitch what the fuck” LAHSLAJSOS

[obviouslypancakes]

These cats all passed the mirror test and I think that’s impressive

[demilypyro]

I never learned how to swim and at this point I’m too embarrassed to

[demilypyro]

We have dams dude this isnt fucking atlantis

[joey-wheeler-official]

yeah but they wont hold forever…

[demilypyro]

Underestimate the power of Dutch engineering again and I’ll obliterate you

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD.  If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should be eating, this might be a good place?

[rainbowbarnacle]

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY

[badmadwolf]

this is awesome but the original link just turned into a redirect loop for me, here it is again (x)

[friendlyfrankenstein]

OH HELLO

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I can't get over this little girl.....pretending to be long dead while someone digs up her body out of the ground. The jewelry laid out beside her...the hair clips....this is everything

[bob-artist]

So last night I dreamed that it was winter and I was at a shopping mall and I looked outside and saw this guy walking his borzoi, who was wearing this giant snow suit.  But then the guy heard me laughing through the window and got REALLY mad at me.

Anyway, the dog looked like this.

[quepajaeltambler]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits

[yekkes]

I love seeing like… animals that are vicious predators being huge babies. That is my favorite genre of animal photo

[yekkes]

Inside every animal is the capacity To Be Bæbey

[yekkes]

Look at these vicious absolute Babies

[rabdoidal]

siblings in tv shows/movies: brother…. I love you….

my brothers first message to me after 3 weeks of moving out:

[thecryptkeeper]

my organs after eating like shit all day

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

[donguata]

[little-klng]

to be fair, at a school dance when i was in school, a kid i knew had completely memorized the choreography to the gangnam style music video and the rest of us yell-sang what does the fox say noises at her while she did it.. so like, not much different. same soil different pot

[letdammeksayfuck-deactivated202]

if cotton eye’d joe came on everyone would make the neatest fuckign lines and do the dance in sync. it was like a cult. but hell yeah it was fun as shit

[hobgoblinhero]

Freeze!

Everybody clap your hands!!!

[the-sapphic-raven]

we really are the product of our generations

[justinyourguts-deactivated20260]

[tandembicycles]

what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead

[somecunttookmyurl]

hey, tandem?

[tandembicycles]

I’m out for the evening

[somecunttookmyurl]

ok i’ll wait

[priestofkhonsu]

Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created

[tandembicycles]

no

[automatic-caution-door]

[gmax-centiskorch]

wow Kim Possible had the best Villain line-up ever

a mad scientist who fails to thinks things through coupled alongside his sassy bisexual alien-esque sidekick who later become a cute couple 

the mad-scientists redneck cousin who specializes in motor-vehicles and mullets 

an evil German scientist with a Napoleon Complex

a Scottish Golfer who kicks-ass better than evil scientists while wearing a kilt and using explosive sports equipment

a genetic engineer and cross-mutation expert who has a problem maintaining a collection of animal plushies

a genius, billionaire, playboy antagonist and his overly sexy and flamboyant son

a 2-dimensional reincarnation of Paris Hilton who can shape-shift and camouflage at will 

a psychotic Russian cyborg 

robots

a destructive teenage nerd with a lisp and exceptionally strong Algebra skills 

creature from the I-don’t-even-know-what-the-hell-was-up-with-that Lagoon 

a Smarty Mart employee with a fetish for bargains and an incessant mouth

and of course my personal favorite, a British Zoologist who mastered Chinese Martial Arts while using South American Monkeys to take over the world

[sweet-or-sarcastic]

Yeah, none of this is wrong

[digikate813]

Kim Possible’s rogues gallery was one for the ages

[kiraoji]

art cheats

hello i am here today to not lose track of the art cheats i have discovered over the years. what i call art cheat is actually a cool filter/coloring style/way to shade/etc. that singlehandedly makes art like 20 times better

80’s anime style

glitch effect

glow effects

adding colors to grayscale paintings

foreshortening ( coil )

foreshortening ( perspective )

clipping group (lines)

clipping group (colors)

dramatic lighting ( GOOD )

shading metal

lighting faces

that is all for today, do stay tuned as i am always hunting for cool shit like this

[kiraoji]

guys stop reblogging this these are cheats the CIA will come for you

[catchymemes]

[b-atiful]

The way in the last half a second it starts walking and you can hear his scream really ties this video together

[sushinfood]

literally frightened me

[talkingsoup]

this EXUDES new york

[cainelatrans]

That cat killed him and uploaded this video as a warning