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"Do you know?—" no, I was born not knowing anything and I will die not knowing anything.

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take your time i don't mind at all i just like hearing your thoughts on ideas and playing dolls a little when you've got the time

mega-phauna

Each peak has a resident herd of celestial spirit-animals. Qing Qing Peak has Unicorns. Territorial, reclusive beasts that tend their own, not letting maiden nor young boy touch them. Not even considering older disciples, or the peak lords. So, isn't it a surprise when that Quong Ding Head Disciple boy goes missing from the caves, he comes back with a snarly feral, sootstained creature that is constantly followed by no less than three of the ivory-haired beasts?

That they treat him like their brass-haired young, shielding him behind their sabre-horns and leading him to the rich spirit grasses and flowers to bolster his damaged cultivation? I just think that shen 'rumored on cqms to be a human-cultivated unicorn' jiu is such a fun idea. like. yeah hes a mean little bitch as he grows up but his spiritual beast mothers made sure he knew a bit more love than in canon

SCEEAMS SCRWMAS. UNICORN SJ AGENDA WOOO HELL YAH!! WAIT IS SJ LIKE ALWAYS THERE WITH THE UNICORNS? OR DID THEY LIKE GO SAVE HIM? OUM… YQY PLEADING WITH THE UNICORNS TO GO SAVE SJ AND THE UNICORNS SMELL SJ’S SCENT AND THEY)RE LIKE “HOLY HELL ONE OF OUR KIDS IS IN DANGER!!” IS SJ PART UNICORN? GONNA WRITE THEM GOING DOWN TO SAVE SJ THIS TIME BUT IF SJ WAS WITH THEM ALL ALONG I HAVE AN IDEA FOR THAT TOO X3, SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG

-Takes your idea and turns it into origami-

The unicorns of Qing Jing peak were notorious for their foul tempers, soothed not by purity or power the beasts were as aloof as they were prideful. They bowed only when using those crystalline horns to pierce the flesh of their foes. Their mercy is a gift not bestowed often, reserved for members of their own kind rather than humans. Territorial and ill-tempered, with a towering size that was more than enough to back their attitudes up. No cultivator dared to get too close, for there was never a way to tell whether you’d be the next to become the dirt beneath those hooves.

The unicorns tend to come and go when they please, rarely ever descending the mountains. When the head disciple of Qiong Ding peak goes missing while confined in the caves for recuperation nobody thinks much of it. The boy had been trying to go down the mountain before confined, perhaps this was his attempt at being rebellious. He’d turn up soon enough, the unicorns frequented the Qi-dense caves—they’d certainly chase Yue Qingyuan out if he was roaming around in there.

Nobody pays it that much attention until people spot the unicorns of Qing Ding at the bottom of the mountain, three of them to be exact. Their steps were thunderous, heads are raised with a type of pride only a beast of their caliber could possess. Beneath them was a trail of blood, their white coats dyed a deep crimson. The largest of the three had a body dangling from its horn, penetrated through the neck. Their victorious cries traveled far and wide as they walked. Not many noticed the children walking in front of the herd at first, when they did Qiong Ding’s sect leader was informed immediately.

There, followed by three of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect’s most temperamental beasts, was a rugged-looking Yue Qingyuan. By his side was a feral looking child—too dirty to discern the gender of—holding onto Yue Qingyuan’s sleeve with a wary intensity. When the sect leader arrived at the scene, standing before both child and beast, he wasn’t sure what to expect. Wasn’t quite sure what to do either. Yue Qingyuan held the child her was with closely, looking at the sect leader with a determination that rivaled the intensity of his determination when he first came to the sect. There was one option here, a fact clear to both the sect leader children themselves.

“…I’ll be monitoring your cultivation closely.”

The sect leader said after a tense standoff. This much was enough to maintain his dignity while offering a compromise. Not explicitly giving in yet not denying anything either. Yue Qingyuan bowed his head in thanks, thanking his Shizun loud enough to cooperate with his teacher’s desire to save face. It was a small price to pay for keeping Shen Jiu at the sect. The sect leader let his gaze linger on the interesting sight for a while before he turned and flew back up the mountain, sparing nary a glance nor a word. Yue Qingyuan just pulled Shen Jiu forward, his heart beating loudly in his ears as he recounted the events leading up to the moment.

The negativity brewing in Yue Qingyuan’s heart had attracted a Unicorn. As creatures of the divine, it was not so pleased with the amount of negativity being produced—it approached Yue Qingyuan with a bowed head and a flicking tail. Yue Qingyuan could do nothing but grip his sword and watch the beast closely. Though once it got close enough it paused, smelling Yue Qingyuan intensely.

Yue Qingyuan didn’t move, he just let the creature sniff at him. He hadn’t had much of a chance to wash up when he’d been trapped, immobilized for the greater half of his stay in the cave. That was apparently a good thing though because the unicorn’s somewhat primitive voice rang out somewhere within his head.

“Speak. Where is foal?”

Yue Qingyuan didn’t know what to say. He hadn’t seen anything besides this unicorn, much less any foals. The unicorn seemed adamant that Yue Qingyuan knew about a foal though. Yue Qingyuan tried to think, tried to recall even the slightest sign of a unicorn—but his mind kept traveling to Shen Jiu.

“That one! Yes. That foal. Where?”

The unicorn tapped Yue Qingyuan’s head with its horn, hard enough to hurt but light enough to avoid a major injury. ‘Xiao-Jiu?’ Yue Qingyuan thought, wondering if he was missing something. The Unicorn tapped his head again, harder this time.

“Yes! Yes!”

Yue Qingyuan grasped at the opportunity to escape and go get Shen Jiu. He was nearly stumbling over his words as he pointed towards the sealed exit of the cave.

“Down the mountain—he’s in trouble I need to find him.”

Yue Qingyuan spoke, ready to start pleading with the creature to free him so he could find his Xiao-Jiu. He hadn’t neither the time nor need to start his pleading though, because soon he found himself clinging to the neck of a unicorn like his life depended on it. The unicorn gathered two of its companions and took a path that Yue Qingyuan was unaware of, descending the mountain in record time as he guided them to the Qiu estate.

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This, this was peak it makes me want to open my inbox and write again :0000

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Every time someone says "get a load of this guy" to me my immediate response is "well maybe if you weren't busy taking so many loads you'd know what I'm talking about" and now I'm spreading that wisdom to you

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Svsss non transmigration au where all of the PLs reside in different dungeon floors (think game-like stuff) and SY & XF work as little merchants that travel across the floors selling goods and stuff to both the life in the dungeon and the people outside trying to conquer it.

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SQQ: You're here earlier than usual.

SY: Yeah but I bought you something I thought you'd like.

SQQ, raising a brow: Which is?

SY, rummaging through his bag and pulling out an intricate looking fan: Check this baby out

SQQ, who's yet to see a fan before: What is that?

SY: A fan! An object with class!

SQQ: I can't imagine why.

SY: Don't dismiss it so fast, give it a try.

SQQ, picking up the fan and flicking it open curiously: And do what with it?

SY: Well it's usually used to establish status and whatnot, but there's some practical use too! This one's been enchanted by XF so it should be able to keep up with you.

SQQ: XF..? So this is a bribe?

SY: He'd appreciate it if you didn't let your pets attack him.

SQQ, snorting: They're just playing with him

SY: Qingqiu letting giant spiritual cats chase him to the point of fearing his life is not playing

SQQ, narrowing his eyes and flicking the dan open in front of his face naturally: ...Pussy

SY: Excuse the fuck out of me?????

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XF: Bro I met the hidden boss of SQH's floor and holy shit. It turns out that it was the guy from that one time, in the other dungeon!

SY: How did you manage to do THAT? Why would he bring out the hidden boss for no reason? Also I didn't know this was a connected dungeon.

XF: I'm pretty sure it's just SQH's floor that's connected. Anyways I walked in during a meeting or whatever when the guy was chewing him out and what else could I do but save my number one client?

SY: You, saving anyone??

XF: Excuse you, I can be heroic when I want to!

SY: Okay then, how'd you save the day mr knight in shining armor.

XF: I begged

SY: You what

XF: Acting pathetic takes you a long way actually.

SY: Do you actually have no shame?

XF: Shame isn't what brings in the money bro

SY: Genuinely who even are you.

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SQQ, waving the fan that he now knows how to use in front of his face and narrowing his eyes: Liu Qingge get the hell off of my floor.

LQG, who broke through the ceiling of his floor to get into SQQ'S floor: Are you holding him hostage

SY, who is very much not being held hostage, noticing the gaping hole in the floo: Qingge why are you up here—what the fuck is going on with the floor.

SQQ: Hold on, you call that brute Qingge? Are you serious? You can do much better

LQG, offended: Excuse you? (Drawing his blade)

SY: ??? What??? The floor???

SQQ, activating the enchantments on his fan: Did your inability to use your brain spread to your ears???

SY: Guys wait what

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Oum I need some ideas for what type of dungeon bosses each PL would be

SQQ is one of those bosses with a hidden phase. His is especially hard to transition to because unlike the green motifs spread throughout his dungeon, his boss form utilizes fire more than anything

SQH is still a dungeon boss it's just there's a chance after defeating SQH, MBJ will come and he's like 10x harder for people to fight.

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Scumlings if you're ever inspired by me or someone else and you don't want to wait for someone to write more on it, do NOT use AI. It's rude to those that have inspired you, it's rude to MXTX, and it's a waste of resources.

Genuinely so many ways to get what you want written—send it to the inbox of someone! Write it yourself! Collaborate with other people about it! Why would you use AI and then post it proudly? Am I throwing shade right now, yes I am throwing shade. Like that's so icky, especially tagging the person you took inspo from like "hey I took your idea and ran it through AI"

RAHHH TURNS INTO A FIRE BREATHING DRAGON AND EXPLODES YOU

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Hi. Mega-phauna main acc. Cause i wanna send somethin i drew for an ask i sort of remember sending a month or so ago for a wing au cause im really proud of it

Shen jiu moment

SCREAMS /POS

I LOVE THIS I MUCH THOSE ARE STUNNING WINGS!!;

VERY ECIL THOUGHTS RIGHT NOw

IMAGINE SJ PANICKING AND TRYING TO FLY AWAY FROM WHAT'S HIS NAME.. QJL.. AND THEN THAT EVIL QJL BREAKS HIS WING AND IT GROWS BACK CROOKED SO NOW SJ'S DOUBLE FUCKED WHEN IT COMES TO FLYING AAA SORRY I MIGHT BE A LITTLE EVIL I LOVE SJ I SWEAR HE'S MY FAVORITE (TIED W/ LQG) EVER

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Wait an ask sent to ME? I just peeped that wait let me check my inbox

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More on the game au frontier B4 I go to sleep

Svsss au where an otome game is turned into a detective point and click style game where you, the reader, have to find the love interests that have gone missing.

At the start of the game—before it changes you get a pop up that reads "two foreign entities detected, clear game cache?" And you click yes.

You then have to interview the other characters like LQG, QQQ, MQF to gather enough clues to learn about who the love interests were and where they could have possibly gone. While you play the characters start looking at you the more questions you ask, as if trying to stare past the screen.

At the end of the game when you fail to find the missing love interests there's a small scene where the screen is black, a simple speech bubble of unknown origin reading "Shen Yuan, Xiang Fei... Where are you..?" It is then revealed that the two foreign entities removed were XF & SY, and that you've practically killed them. When you try to restart the game you're automatically taken to the black screen where you're left a message reading "you've helped enough."

Idk I'm tired xd this is stupid

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Sin of lust SQQ who is cursed to draw it out of people. He hates it because not once has he been looked at w/ eyes without a trace of lust (well there was YQY who looked at him with only affection in their childhood but those are memories forgotten by time because YQY is DEAD to him) x Sin of pride LQG who is cursed to draw it out

Lowkey scrapping this but someone else can do something with this

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✦ Cinderella ✦

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I might have misread snooter and thought "oh, I suppose he could have a scooter. He's going to race after the pumpkin carriage with his trusted Vespa."

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At my own graduation and that's not about to stop me from writing yaoi (but these press ons might)

SVSSS omegaverse spinoff mamaLIU where Shen Yuan is the result of a one night stand between omega SQQ and omega LQG (false mating, it's super rare to get pregnant though).

SQQ isn't aware of the child until one day LQG drops off a child that is the spitting image of him to the bamboo hut. He's like "Shen Qingqiu I'll be gone for a week" and SQQ's jaw is on the floor.

Oum tbc it's so hard to type in these nails.

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YEAH LMAO NOBODY NOTICED LQG WAS PREGNANT LOLOL

For the first few months his bump wasn’t visible and when it started becoming visible he was out more often hunting beasts that he himself would eat because of the weird cravings. So because he was out more often and was usually in-and-out whenever he came back to the sect nobody really noticed any physical changes. Super funny because one of the other PLS sees him (heavily pregnant) and they go “hm.. Your hair looks glossier, did you start a routine?” And LQG’s like “Probably the baby” and the PL just laughs and is like “Haha okay keep your secrets” playing it off as a joke.

After birth he was out of commission for like a week before he was back up and he’s over here breastfeeding in the middle of a fight. Shen Yuan’s at least a toddler by this point about like 1 1/2-2 years old, so he’s ready to be weaned off but since LQG’s from a noble background he was SPOILED as a child and thinks it’s normal to constantly feed SY because that’s how he was raised.

When the switch happens SJ’s like holy fuck why haven’t you weaned him off of milk and LQG’s like “what do you mean he’s not even half the size of me when I was his age”

SY looking at SJ around the time LQG usually feeds him and SJ raising his brow like “There’s no milk for you here.” And then SY scrunches up his face and starts babbling very upset noises.

SY DEF HAS SJ’S GLARE AND RESTING BITCH FACE. Every time he stares at SJ randomly SJ tuts at him and pinches his little nose (not painfully) and like goes “and why exactly are you glaring at me?”

SJ & LQG not knowing how to parent is so funny because LQG putting SY on the floor and leaving a blade in front of him expectantly only for SJ to go “No you brute!” Before placing a book in front of SY like “early education is much more important” (HE KNOWS THAT IT’S JUMPING THE GUN BUT HE’S NERVOUS AS THIS IS HIS ONLY CHILD AND HE DOESNKT WANT SY TO SUFFER TOO BUT HE’S HORRIBLY DYSFUNCTIONAL)

SQQ freaks out for a day before he gathers himself (he’s still freaking out internally but Xiao-Yuan’s charm is very strong)

He just goes to the WRP w/ Xiao-yuan to get some baby supplies and the girls there coo

It’s like

“Oh my god who is this? SJ when did you give birth?! Who’s the sire?!”

And SJ’s like “I’m the sire”

And had to explain how he knocked up LQG of all people

ALSO YEAH While LQG’s off on his dangerous mission SJ gets attached and when LQG comes back SJ’s like “This is my child now I’m keeping him” and LQG’s like “Okay I’ll come get him next week then and we can swap every two weeks if you want” and SJ’s like “make it two months” and they have a stand off before they come to an agreement of just switching every month.

ALSO YES I LOVE UR IDEA ABOUT SWITCHING DURING A PL MEETING

LQG holding Xiao-Yuan up against his chest, wiping a bit of drool off of the corner of SY’s mouth as he enters. All of the PLs go silent like “What is that” and LQG’s like “My son”

And then SQQ walks in, looks around searching for LQG before walking up to him and plucking SY out of his hands like “There you are. You’ll get him back next month” and the PLs like “What happened to your rivalry,,,”

SY NORMALLY DOESN’T GET FUSSY BUT WHEN HE DOES IT TRIGGERS THE MAMALIUJIU LIKE OMG

Some sect offering to care of SY while LQG &/or SQQ is over and they reluctantly agree because the discussion isn’t child safe—only to come back to a red faced SY with watery eyes babbling quite angrily at another pair of parent in child. The stuffed beast that SJ sewed for him in the hands of the other child xd (some snobby decently know cultivator took it because their child wanted it and they were like “I’ll just send compensation my baby wants this toy” or some bull wwww) they are going CRAZYYYY

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Harpy(wings for arms) Mamayuan goodnight post

SY lives in the forest (harpies are quite large compared to humans in this au, how else would they pick up humans and carry them away to eat them?) and spends his time collecting trinkets and works of human literature (transmigrated a while ago and somewhat unaware that he’s in PIDW). It’s hard to read the mentioned literature—human works are very tiny and extremely fragile beneath his clawed hands (will include a picture of how his wings work lol)—so he mainly collects them for decoration if anything. He’s friendly to those that wake up early to gather vegetables from his part of the forest (relatively safer since many of the more intelligent threats refuse to linger where a harpy has settled) as well as to the people that hunt for food in the near area.

Seeing his lack of hostility has made village people less afraid to interact with him and has resulted in a rumor along the lines of “There’s a friendly beast in the forest.” Of course despite this many people still steer clear of SY when he’s around and don’t linger when they are near him. This makes for a pretty lonely life.

Or well it did

Insert Shen Jiu, and Yue Qi. Two little street rats that happened to be chased into the forest after being chased by a stall owner (they’d stolen some bread from them). They would’ve certainly been caught if not for Shen Yuan’s convenient arrival, his large wings nearly blanketing the sky (exaggeration, he’s not /THAT/ big) as he landed in the small clearing the kids had been forced into, the bloody remains of a moose—a large hulking beast that even a skilled hunter would think twice about confronting—clutched in his talons.

He didn’t notice them at first—not with how small they were. The stall owner that’d been chased backed off rather quickly when Shen Yuan cocked his head and inquired why they were this far in the forest. The terrifying sight of a creature known to eat men looking at you curiously with blood splattered across its face would be unnerving to anyone, so looking back Shen Yuan couldn’t really blame them for screaming and running.

SY turns to his hunt for the day and instead comes face to face with two children clinging on to one another like their life depends on it. On the ground a few feet away was a torn piece of bread—most likely attached to the piece that Shen Yuan had crushed under his talons during his landing. It seems that the sight of him appearing had startled the kids into tossing their food.

Either due to pity or what remaining humanity SY had, SY finds himself tearing off a leg of moose and tossing it over to the children like an offering. They flinch back of course—but SY’s already lifting his kill back up w/ his hands this time and carrying it off to the nearby stream in the clearing.

Tbh I’m tired

Www here’s how SY’s wings/hands look

Sorry for the bad drawing it’s 1 am www

Obviously the wing feathers are longer (super huge) the wing to hand ratio is like super large but I wanted to fit the wing and the hand on screen so I drew it like that

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More of harpy mamayuan (here)

So SY gives SJ & YQ a part of his hunt and they’re so fucking scared. YQ pulls SJ behind him in like a desperate attempt to protect him but SY isn’t paying attention he’s too busy hauling the moose over to the stream to clean off all of the dirt ‘n stuff.

SJ & YQ are mighty confused and aren’t sure whether to run or.. eat..? The raw moose limb… So they kind of stand there, somewhat petrified of the giant beast that is SY. After cleaning his kill SYhas the heart to look back and check if the children are still there before he eats (he can get a little scary while he eats so he wants to avoid traumatizing any kids) and they’re kind of just standing there in front of the bloody leg, looking at SY with wide eyes.

SY’s like “oh my god these are not baby animals these are human babies, their teeth can’t rip apart moose hide, they can’t eat raw meat like this?!” So SY tells them to stay before stepping across the stream and walking further into the woods—heading to his humble nest where he pulls out a few of “the shinies” that he’s picked up. When he walks back SJ and YQ are STILL there, they don’t think they can outrun SY so it’s probably better to listen what he has to say for now.

Anyways SY drops off the shinies (which happen to be valuable gems that he finds while wandering around) and shoos them off, telling them to go get some more bread or something. Well SJ & YQ aren’t dumb so they grab whatever they can carry (not much, the gems are pretty huge xd) and start heading to town. Or well, they try to, SY thinks about how deep into the forest his nest is and how long it’ll take them to get out on foot and he’s like “actually I’ll fly you to the border.”

Which turns into “What are you wearing! It’s the end of winter and those aren’t warm clothes at all!!” with SY bringing out the clothes of people that had died in the forest. (Yikes, but still warmer than the scraps of clothes) It only takes a single talon swipe to adjust their size to fit the kids. After they’re bathed (in the river) & clothed SY’s like “hmm… Well if I were to let you leave now people will associate you with me, why don’t you stay the night?” With SY tucking them into the softest part of his nest and settling down next to them, covering them with his wings for warmth. It’s really hard for SJ & YQ to sleep but the fact that SY falls asleep before them definitely helps.

In the morning they marvel at the fact that the harpy didn’t eat them and are pleasantly surprised when SY returns (they didn’t know when he left, nor that he could fly so quietly) carrying a bunch of sweet fruit. Most of which they’d never tried (sellers usually pick the best ones in the surrounding area and SJ & YQ didn’t have the means to venture further in the forest).

SY allows them to eat breakfast (they think it’s a trap but still scarf down the food because what do they have to lose) before he picks them up and flies them to the border. SJ & YQ are kind of stunned because they’ve been clothed, bathed, fed, slept in a warm place, and given a source of income.

They feel like things are unreal but still make their way back to the town where—shockers they’re robbed by older people xd… So they impulsively return to the forest and get saved by SY again—who’s like “You two again? Why are you back?” And then going “hm well if you guys don’t want to go back then I suppose you can stay with me” thus starting the adventures of the three of them :]

Until SY has to migrate for the winter and sends them to town with enough money to survive (he’s learned from his ways and secured a bit of coin for them). Then the whole capture and enslaved thing happens and this time, YQ runs to the forest to look for SY one last time (because it’s nearing the end of winter and SY is supposed to be returning soon) and SY’s descending right as YQ’s hope is about to extinguish, landing right behind Yue Qi and nudging him with a wing.

“What happened? A-Qi why do you cry? Where’s Xiao-Jiu”

Anyways BLA BLA YQ RIDES ON SY’S BACK TO THE MANOR AS THE HARPY LANDS ON THE ROOF OF THE MANOR AND LETS OUT A SCREECH, DEMANDING HIS CHILD BACK. HE’S LITERALLY RIPPING OFF THE ROOF AND QJL’S LIKE “WHO’S YOUR CHILD”

Anyways they bring SJ out, and SJ, who’s learned how to be a child with the time spent with Shen Yuan, sniffles and clutches at SY’s feathers once they’re reunited, tattling on QJL. (Which results in SY destroying the manor) and I kind lost the plot baaaah this is turning into a shitpost

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Omegaverse where omegas are incredibly social and build bonds by nesting together so Ning Yingying (who’s one of the few people who knows Shen Qingqiu’s secret) keeps gifting stuffed animals to him under the guise of her being a sweet and naive girl so she knows her Shizun isn’t alone in his nest.

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This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

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reblog to feed her notes

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How is she doing this

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i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

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yea lol

ADHD Medication information sheet

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I have been struggling

For a long fucking time

with why my adderall was having such uneven effects and varying efficacy

and the weird pattern of what made it work and not work and if it was building up in my system or not

and fucking nobody told me I shouldn’t drink a glass of Kool-Aid to take the pills with

or eat fucking Pop-Tarts or Life cereal

this is the most useful information I have ever received from tubr and it seems to be confirmed by several other places upon searching

so this actually should be spread like wildfire like actually

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Me reading this realizing tunglr dawt kom gave me more information about my medication than MYDOCTORRRRRSSSSSS MYYYYYYYY FUCKENNNNN DOCTORSSSSS PLURAL MULTIPLE DOCTORSSSSSSSS

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Reblogging to spread this ridiculously important info

[punsbulletsandpointythings]

Generally speaking, your doctors actually may not know these things. This is the kind of stuff to ask your pharmacist about.

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Ok what the actual fuck , why does nobody tell you this like , wtf

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Citric Acid is added to A LOT of food items as a preservative and flavoring agent. Things you may not even consider having it. Check ingredient labels on everything!!!❤️

PS: Citrus affects SO MANY other drugs as well. Check your info sheet, or go online for contraindications and drug reaction info.

**For those saying this is misinformation: citrus DOES render some meds ineffective. I have to even disclose this to owners that give their dogs fruit treats ( just like milk products affecting some meds too). Keep in mind a lot of the meds I’m dispensing for veterinary use ARE ALSO originally used for human patients (vet industry does a lot of off label use).

[leafstranger]

Please note that this is for ADHD meds such as Adderall or Ritalin, which are “Active Drugs”, which means their available form is contained directly within the pill. This does NOT apply for Vyvanse (lisdexamphetamine), which is a “Prodrug”, which means it’s converted to its active form in the body by enzymes or biotransformation.

There are tradeoffs for each approach; lisdexamphetamine takes longer to activate, but has (for most people) a smoother drop-off of focus/activity. However, the generics can be a bit of a crapshoot for people’s metabolisms as different binders and mildly alter formulations of inactive ingredients can metabolize very differently for different people.

Sources:

Drugs.com Adderall vs. Vyvanse: Key Differences, Effectiveness, and Cost Comparison

Canadian Centre for Addictions - Vyvanse vs. Adderall differences

Medshadow.org - Investigating Genetics: The Trouble with Generic Vyvanse

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reblogging to keep this information

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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

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For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

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@oneshoeshort

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IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

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Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

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btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

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[astro-so]

UM

R E B L O G

I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE

R E B L O G

[prick-o]

i felt like this was important idk

[rav3r-d0ll]

PLEASE REBLOG!

[whisperingsoup]

In Canada, 1-844-764-7669 will connect you with a national poison control center

[parttimepunner]

I found a list of poison center contact numbers around the world

Region1 Country Name of centre Address 1 Address 2 Address 3 Address 4 City Postal code Administrative telephone Fax Emergency telephone Ema

[onehelluvacritic]

Take me to the emergency room and call poison control. 😓

[thatonepointbraincell]

LISTEN TO THEM

[theribbitkin]

THIS!! Coming from a survivor, never force water down a person’s throat, there’s a high likelihood of aspiration. Take them to the ER immediately or call your emergency number.

[wifefiber-deactivated-deactivat]

[conronorock]

yuri of the week

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

[galbos]

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

[darling-highness-deactivated201]

what the fuck is this newspaper