MaidenInsider

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[lostinhistory]

[fouroclockwren]

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

[forbiddenbacon]

All bow to the queen.

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Apparently some people still need to hear this so: using an 'ai checker' is still using ai. If you are feeding someone's fic to one of these checkers, you will still not be sure their fic is ai because they are not 100% accurate, but you can be 100% sure that you are using ai. For fic. Furthermore you are doing the work of an ai scraper for them. You are, personally, feeding the machine. There is no actual excuse for using an ai checker on fanfic as a hobby. YOU are the problem.

If you think a fic is ai, mute it and move on. That's it. That's all you do.

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Um. Yikes

[fox-c-rabbit]

[Image ID: Tumblr tags that read: #incredibly relevant for academic work too!! #apparently a friend of a friend almost didn't graduate because she ran her thesis through an ai/plagiarism checker #which then scraped her entire paper and added it to its 'database' #so when she submitted it and they ran it through an ai/plagiarism checker #it marked as 100% AI #i can't imagine how devastating that would be /End ID]

[fandomflux33]

So… how did Nie Huaisang discover Jin Guanyao’s betrayal?

For real. What was the piece of evidence that made him realize his brother’s death wasn’t an accident? The bloody axe that sent him on his decade long revenge quest?

Jin Guanyao had let Nie Huaisang believe that the brothers’ final fight -over Nie Huaisang’s art- had been what caused Nie Mingjue’s fatal qi deviation.

So, I present to you, my angst fic idea:

-Nie Huaisang, a year after his brother’s death, riddled with guilt, is struggling to run the sect his brother left behind. Not because Nie Huaisang doesn’t possess the skills to run the sect, but because he never intended to have to, and he’s nothing like his brother. He’d expected his brother to have heirs, and for himself to be an artist who’d never have to marry or have heirs of his own. He expected to never have to pick up a cursed blade, and had spent years wheedling his way out of it. The pressure is mounting for him to put down his fan, and he makes key errors in his early days as a sect leader, his own values and interests so opposed to the sect’s militant style. He wonders why his brother never removed him from his sect’s inheritance when literally anyone else would be better at this.

-Nie Huaisang’s sect heir peers are either dead (Wei Wuxian, Jin Zixuan, Jiang Yanli) or so warped from or aggrieved by the war (Jiang Cheng, Lan Wanji) that, having dodged the war himself, he can’t hold a conversation with them anymore, and his inherited sworn brothers see him as a child they have to take care of in Nie Mingjue’s absence.

-Nie Huaisang gets it in his head that he can’t go on like this, and needs his brother back, no matter the cost.

-Disguising it as research for alleviating his clan’s resentful energy cultivation method, Nie Huaisang begins researching demonic cultivation. Remembering Wen Ning, he starts digging into necromancy, and gathers every scrap of evidence he can, inevitably leading him to collecting Wei Wuxian’s research. He uses his skills in gossip and manipulation to hunt down WWX’s missing notes, and in the process puts the pieces together and realizes that his old friend Wei Wuxian was never evil, and perhaps never even lost control. But it’s far too late to intervene, and none of his concern, really. He just wants his brother back. However, Wei Wuxian’s notes are scattered, incomplete, and difficult to parse, his notes on Wen Ning’s resurrection especially. Nie Huaisang’s hit a dead end.

-Searching for information on necromancy-based cultivation puts him at odds with the Jin clan, who have been hoarding forbidden cultivation knowledge to try to use the Yin Tiger Tally. Nie Huaisang learns more of the Jin clan bastards, of Xue Yang, and of the general corruption of the cultivation world through this process.

-He comes across the soul-sacrificing revenge ritual.

-In a very dark place, and still feeling responsible for his brother’s death, Nie Huaisang tries the ritual as a last-ditch effort to bring his brother back to life, deciding that his sect and the world need his brother more than they ever needed Nie Huaisang. The ritual doesn’t work… the only explanation being his brother’s soul has been damaged beyond salvaging.

-Nie Huaisang checks his brother’s grave and finds only an arm. Somebody desecrated his brother’s body, and split his soul. For all his necromantic research, Nie Huaisang hadn’t actually been able to bring himself to look at his brother’s body until today. He’s devastated.

-Nie Huaisang quickly becomes paranoid, furious at whoever could have done this and determined to root them out. His brother’s body being split like this is damning evidence that Nie Mingjue’s deterioration and death weren’t natural. Nie Huaisang was blaming himself, maybe for nothing, and all this time letting his brother’s killer roam free.

-Suspicious of the corrupt Jins, Nie Huaisang begins his investigations in earnest. But it isn’t until Lan Xichen plays him Cleansing on the anniversary of his brother’s death that the pieces fall into place. Nie Mingjue had succumbed to the sword spirit especially young, but everyone had always excused it as an effect of the war. But Cleansing is not the song Jin Guangyao had played the day his brother died.

-Jin Guangyao, who had always supported Nie Huaisang’s art, who had comforted him after his brother’s death and helped him manage the Nie sect when it became too much, had killed his brother. Jin Guangyao, who, when he was younger, Nie Huaisang had learned the power of people skills from, and who he’d begged Nie Mingjue not to kick out of the sect. Jin Guangyao, who, after the worst of Nie Mingjue and Huaisang’s fights, Nie Huaisang had secretly wished was his older brother instead.

-Everything falls apart. The Nie sect is weak after years of Nie Huaisang’s grief-induced neglect. Nie Huaisang starts noticing things about Jin Guangyao that Lan Xichen does not, like how Jin Guangyao doesn’t see the Nie sect’s deterioration as a problem. Nie Huaisang wonders how much of his formative years had been a result of Jin Guanyao’s manipulation. Would Nie Huaisang have fought with Nie Mingjue so much without Jin Guanyao’s influence? Would he even have been so insistent on being an artist if Jin Guangyao hadn’t supported him?

-Nie Huaisang tries to drop subtle hints to Lan Xichen while Jin Guangyao has his back turned, but unlike Nie Huaisang who had simply been blinded by Jin Guangyao’s manipulation, Lan Xichen plainly refuses to see, maybe has always refused to see, the corruption of the sects.

-Nie Huaisang begins planning. He leans into his know-nothing persona with a vengeance, getting his “sworn brothers” to do the Nie sect’s more tedious paperwork for him while he strengthens their defenses behind the scenes.

-Nie Huaisang changes the Nie sect, relaxing their militant style, supporting education reform, using his people skills to attract new recruits, and ending the practice of cultivating with demonic sabers. The Nie sect flourishes without even attributing their prosperity to Nie Huaisang. Nie Huaisang begins to see in himself the potential Nie Mingjue saw first. Maybe Nie Mingjue was right to keep his little brother as his heir, and to raise and believe in him all these years. Maybe what the Nie sect needed all along was a cowardly headshaker.

-Nie Huaisang chooses Mo Xuanyu, another bastard of Jin Guangshen to be the face to destroy Meng Yao, to show Jin Guangyao how little his personal injustice (his excuse for all these evils!), had mattered to him when it came to others suffering the same fate. He chooses Lan Wanji as his sword, someone who learned and ultimately refused to be blind to the sects’ corruption. Finally, he chooses Wei Wuxian to be the soul to destroy Jin Guangyao. Nie Huaisang knows, if this is going to work, he’s going to need a resilient bastard, determined to do what’s right even when it’s impossible.

-Nie Huaisang sets out the pieces, every tool in his belt a mirror and superior to Jin Guanyao’s own. He smiles behind his fan and imagines Nie Mingjue proud. He finally accepts that his brother can’t come back to save him; and, as he realizes the day Jin Guangyao chokes on his own poison, Nie Huaisang accepts that he no longer needs saving.

-Perhaps he took after Nie Mingjue more than anyone realized.

[callmesel]

Mushroom Qingfang

[callmesel]

What have you done 💔

[whatever-you-can-give-me]

one of the most underrated hilarious moments in MDZS in my personal opinion

[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[mothgirlballs]

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,

[theygender]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[ywg]

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

[randomslasher]

My roommate heard it going and went “OH MY GOD is it EVER going to resolve?” then the payoff hit and she busted up laughing

[red-garden]

I feel like it’s pretty common knowledge that martial arts has very little to do with raw physical strength, and much more dependent on dynamic strength. For Liu Qingge it wouldn’t make a lot of sense for him to do much strength training— more so endurance/speed, especially considering that he can use his qi to move really heavy things on the rare occasions he might need to. That said, I cannot decide who I think should be the physically strongest peak lord. Wei Qingwei is the logical choice, because metal heavy. However Yue Qingyuan is the infinitely more lustful and personally motivated choice.

[depsidase]

[rue-x3]

I CUT MY FINGER AAAAAAAHHHHHHH (I’m fine)

Anyways short svsss au because it’ll distract me from the pain (being dramatic)

Baker SY (STOP, I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, LET ME FINISH) that is unaware that he doubles as an assassin because of how bad his baking skills are. He has the amazing ability to make everything he makes look edible…. When in reality the taste is usually bad enough to kill—and that’s not an exaggeration either people start FOAMING at the mouth. (The entire time SY’s in the dark about this btw.)

Anyways enter the brothel jiejies that constantly buy his food to make “unsavory” customers disappear. Also enter SY who gives his baked goods out to the slum kids. The slum kids are well aware of his reputation and through miscommunication they think that SY is using them to take over the streets… and they lowkey love it. SY doesn’t demand money from them, he gives them methods to kill the tyrannical slavers that runs the streets, and he’s always nice. So through misunderstanding and miscommunications SY 1.) becomes the boss of the slums, 2.) develops one of the most well-established, widespread, detailed information webs AROUND, and 3.) Earns a reputation as one of the deadliest assassins ever without even knowing.

LMAO imagine SJ bringing WYZ to SY’s shop (SY’s given him cookies too, he’s well aware of SY’s reputation) and watching in satisfaction as WYZ DIES after eating one of Shen Yuan’s cookies. LMAO HE BECOMES SY’S BAKER APPRENTICE AND MAKES ACTUALLY EDIBLE BAKED GOODS TO GIVE THE STORE A BETTER COVER. HE ALSO LEARNS THAT HIS MASTER (SY) IS AMAZINGLY RESISTANT TO POISON (he eats his own baked goods and genuinely cannot tell how bad they are) AND PLAYS THE CLUELESS ACT PERFECTLY (because he’s genuinely clueless) LMAO

[homunculus-argument]

There's this one specific interaction on reddit that I wouldn't call "infamous" but I also know that everyone who knows it knows it by the punchline, so in order to not ruin it for the ones who haven't, I'm just going to talk all of you through it as I'm saying this.

The beauty of it is that you could place that exact same dialogue into any time and place in human history and it would make just as much sense, you could have it as a conversation between sailors in a 1600s ship, a group of bronze-age warriors cleaning their weapons, stone age hunters walking home from a hunt, or a bunch of 21st century redditors on the internet, and it would hit just as splendidly.

There was this conversation about if you could have sex with any specific person from any time through human history, which one would you choose? Famous legendary lovers were brought up, queens, emperors and such were popular, might as well fuck Rasputin just to see what the hype was all about, the kind of answers one would expect.

Then some guy said he would choose his own late wife. He went on to talk about how brutal it is, that you might find the love of your life, but there's no promise that this life couldn't be suddenly cut short. That his body aches for hers and how there isn't much he wouldn't do for one more opportunity to make love to her one last time.

Now, I'd like you to imagine a pause in the conversation. A solemn, contemplative moment of silence, with several of the people present nodding in agreement that this is indeed the finest answer - it wasn't a competition, but there's no doing better than that.

And then someone breaks this solemn silence and says:

"I also choose this guy's dead wife."

[enby-denby]

For the sake of letting the full story be known: you have to imagine that after another moment of horrified silence, Dead Wife giy bursts out laughing and says, with a bittersweet smile "yeah, that was her sense of humor..."

[homunculus-argument]

Oh fuck that's right I neglected the most important part of this.

[jacobtheloofah]

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side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

[jacobtheloofah]

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

[obstinatecondolement]

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.

[rue-x3]

Give me more judgmental SY actually. Like I know he's the fandom's sweeteheart for whatever reason but I think I want him and SJ to be a MEAN power duo. Like if he's transmigrated during disciple days he's NOT about to coddle his peers he is infact judging the hell out of them. Like ofc he's still civil and manages to wifebeam people but he's not all sunshine and rainbows to people.

He judges SJ too but with how elusive his martial sibling is, there's not much for him to judge. They also don't get to interact much as Shen Yuan is an inner disciple and Shen Jiu hasn't reached that point yet. Plus, even if he doesn't like his martial siblings attitude it's not like he has room to judge. He didn't read PIDW because Luo Binghe had some amazing benevolent personality, there's room for some leisure (he doesn't know SJ's gonna become SQQ)

The two don't really interact much, maybe the occasional bump into one another. Their first official interaction happens in the library. Shen Yuan's retained his reading habits of his past life, often spending his time in the vast libraries of Qing Jing peak. Because he's been transmigrated into a disciple and does, in fact, value what little leisure time he has to read. This does, in fact, mean that he doesn't take too kindly to getting interrupted.

During one particular moment in the library, there's a bit of commotion near the entrance of it. It's an argument--the disciples take the chance to cause a commotion when they library's keeper has stepped away. There's a group--not large, only about 3 people--crowding against a lone disciple.

"You think you're so tough, huh? You've been talking a whole lot of crap lately."

Someone says, grabbing a fistful of another disciples robes, shoving them back into the bookshelves roughly. The disciple, Shen Jiu--or whatever their name is, Shen Yuan knows the name but can't place it to a face (He's heard about SJ but hasn't seen anyone confronting him directly)--cuts the other disciple up before they can get another word out, lashing out and striking him in the face.

Naturally, this means that the other two on standby aren't going to let things go. There's no such thing as honor when authority isn't present after all. Before anything can even spiral into anything bigger, both Shen Yuan and his temper stomp their way into the fray.

Seeing the books knocked to the floor, the messy state of all disciples present, and just hearing the volume of everyone's combined voices sets. him. off.

"What the hell are you assfucks doing in a LIBRARY?"

Shen Yuan's voice cuts through the argument somewhat easily--nobody present was expecting anyone else to be in the library since the bookkeeper wasn't here. They don't fully understand the insult, but it's enough to draw the attention away from the boy backed up into the bookshelf

"What's it to you? You here to defend this whoremonger?"

One member of the trio says, supporting his friend that's clearly still a bit dizzy from the hit to the face. Shen Yuan just stares, squinting his eyes as he looks the group up and down before snorting in recognition.

"You're certainly one to talk, huh. You're Li Bai, right? It's so funny that you're calling someone a whoremonger when you can't even live up to your name."

The disciples face flushes in anger maybe, but before they can say anything else Shen Yuan continues.

"You, the person who snuck off to Qian Cao because you caught a sexually transmitted disease after running off somewhere? You're real gutsy to show your face here."

Shen Jiu let out a snort at that, rolling his eyes at the expression on Li Bai's face.

"Birds of a feather clearly flock together it seems. I'm certain I've seen your face at the brothel. You're the deadbeat that got a worker pregnant and demanded she kill the child."

Shen Jiu scoffed towards the one he punched. He was still on guard of course, but he'd never miss a chance to taunt his foes when he was at an advantage--even if that usually meant they'd attack him more viciously when they could. He met Shen Yuan's gaze when the other turned to him with raised eyebrows.

"What?! And this piece of shit is here in the library causing a ruckus with a record like THAT?"

Li Bai was red in the face--not to be outdone by the pale faces of the other two people present. It looked like he was going to charge at Shen Yuan--hell, he probably would've if not for the librarian's timely return.

"A-Yuan, I've returned--What is happening here?"

The bookkeeper came in with a flutter of robes, holding a few booklets in their arms. They paused upon seeing the rowdy group, their expression shifting slightly as they began to question everyone.

"Shixiong, we--"

One member of the group spoke, opening their mouth to try and twist the story. And twist they did, pushing all blame onto both Shen Jiu and this strange "Yuan" person. They claimed that the two were heard gossiping in here, and that they'd gotten violent when Li Bai and his buddies had tried to defend their honor.

Shen Yuan just let them speak, his expression growing somewhat strange with each word. At the end of the story, when Li Bai pointed at him and Shen Jiu and requested punishment, Shen Yuan let out a snort of disbelief.

"Are you done? What type of substances are you on for you to recount things like that?"

He turned to the bookkeeper, motioning towards the group of three with an incredulous expression.

"Shidi,"

He began, missing the subtle shift in the expressions of nearly everyone present. Shidi?! But being bookkeeper was an inner disciple task (It's a matter of rank. The Peak Lord takes care of the peak's MAIN library. They're in one of the smaller libraries on Qing Jing). Didn't that mean that.. Shen Yuan was an inner disciple? One ranked higher than this library's bookkeeper?

"These three came in here causing a ruckus, ganging up on this disciple like they've no honor--"

"Obviously they don't..."

Came Shen Jiu's timely add on, motioning towards the books tossed on the floor when the bookkeepers eyes fell on him.

"They've got some nerve for it too."

Shen Yuan continued, motioning towards Li Bai who was desperately trying to make his presence scarce. The bookkeeper's eyes widened, a small gasp of disbelief slipping out.

"Is that the Li Bai? The one with all of the different sex diseases? The sex pest of Qian Cao?!"

"THAT'S WHAT I SAID."

--

LMAO it's just so funny to me. After the library incident SJ starts noticing SY more often. Their paths don't cross a whole lot, Shen Yuan is always busy with whatever the Peak Lord has him do--not having the time nor want to mingle with the outer disciples. However Shen Jiu is made aware that he can usually find Shen Yuan in a library--usually the one that they'd first interacted in.

SY usually gossips with his friend--who is infact XF (XF will later differ to An Ding peak when his skills as a bookkeeper exceed expectations. His Shizun quickly determines that his skills will be better polished in the logistics peak rather than the scholarly peak)--about other disciples. If Shen Jiu's in the library at the time he's usually welcome to join--Shen Yuan finds his additions mighty interesting.

After XF is transferred off SJ is selected to be an inner disciple--meaning he gets to interact with SY more. Naturally they have their fair share of disagreements--but Shen Yuan is much more interested in minding his own business. He doesn't care about SJ's brother trips as much as he could--namely because PIDW was a porn novel--why should he care about whether a npc (or so he believes) is going to brothels or not? He hasn't heard any STD rumors about SJ so at least the other is being safe(?)

The two are classified as the biggest gossipers in the sect. SY has connections in the sect and SJ seems to secure them outside the sect. If you're going to pick a fight with either of the two you have to have a clean record because if Shen Yuan has the slightest bit of dirt on you he will use it and CURSE you out.

When LQG fights with SJ, SY is rather keen on chewing LQG out. When SJ eventually becomes the head disciple (SY hasn't been putting in the effort for it tbh) and becomes SQQ, SY's like "Oh fuck."

[the-ao3-stats]

All Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu Ships (/ only)

Shen Jiu is somewhat of a well-used fandom bicycle, with his 344 unique relationships — that number beats even the protagonist of SVSSS Shen Yuan, who can only boast 305 unique relationships!

(those numbers are obtained by looking at the AO3 tags search page; it includes ships which currently have 0 works, but which had to have existed in some form for the tag to be canonized. both counts include & relationships as well, since it's impossible to remove them from the overview)

Here is a list of all slash relationships for Shen Jiu:

1 . Shen Jiu/Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 3103 works 2 . Original Luo Binghe/Shen Jiu ‎ — 2482 works 3 . Liu Qingge/Shen Jiu ‎ — 2002 works 4 . Shen Jiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu ‎ — 1059 works 5 . Luo Binghe/Shen Jiu ‎ — 344 works 6 . Shen Jiu/Original Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 297 works 7 . Shen Jiu/Xiang Fei | Shang Qinghua ‎ — 266 works 8 . Shen Jiu/Tianlang-jun ‎ — 189 works 9 . Mu Qingfang/Shen Jiu ‎ — 170 works 10 . Shen Jiu/Everyone ‎ — 138 works 11 . Original Liu Qingge/Shen Jiu ‎ — 119 works 12 . Shen Jiu/Original Character ‎ — 102 works 13 . Qiu Jianluo/Shen Jiu ‎ — 100 works 14 . Liu Qingge/Shen Jiu/Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 93 works 15 . Shen Jiu/Zhuzhi-lang ‎ — 90 works 16 . Shen Jiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu/Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 57 works 17 . Gongyi Xiao/Shen Jiu ‎ — 56 works 18 . Shen Jiu/Original Male Character ‎ — 56 works 19 . Cang Qiong Mountain Sect Peak Lords/Shen Jiu ‎ — 42 works 20 . Luo Binghe/Shen Jiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu ‎ — 40 works 21 . Qiu Haitang/Shen Jiu ‎ — 39 works 22 . Qi Qingqi/Shen Jiu ‎ — 33 works 23 . Ming Fan/Shen Jiu ‎ — 33 works 24 . Liu Qingge/Shen Jiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu ‎ — 31 works 25 . Original Luo Binghe/Shen Jiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu ‎ — 28 works 26 . Shen Jiu/Wei Qingwei ‎ — 28 works 27 . Original Shang Qinghua/Shen Jiu ‎ — 25 works 28 . Linguang-jun/Shen Jiu ‎ — 23 works 29 . Mobei-jun/Shen Jiu ‎ — 22 works 30 . Cheong Myeong/Shen Jiu ‎ — 19 works 31 . Shen Jiu/Other ‎ — 19 works 32 . Jiang Cheng/Shen Jiu ‎ — 18 works 33 . Shen Jiu/Wu Yanzi ‎ — 16 works 34 . Liu Qingge/Original Luo Binghe/Shen Jiu ‎ — 16 works 35 . Shen Jiu/Original Female Character ‎ — 15 works 36 . Shen Jiu/Su Xiyan/Tianlang-jun ‎ — 13 works 37 . Shen Jiu/Xin Mo ‎ — 12 works 38 . Liu Qingge/Luo Binghe/Shen Jiu ‎ — 12 works 39 . Original Luo Binghe/Shen Jiu/Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 12 works 40 . Luo Binghe/Original Luo Binghe/Shen Jiu ‎ — 11 works 41 . Shen Jiu/Xiang Fei | Shang Qinghua/Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 11 works 42 . Shen Jiu/Reader ‎ — 10 works 43 . Original Luo Binghe/Shen Jiu/Original Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 10 works 44 . Sha Hualing/Shen Jiu ‎ — 9 works 45 . Liu Mingyan/Shen Jiu ‎ — 8 works 46 . Shen Jiu/Shen Jiu ‎ — 8 works 47 . Ning Yingying/Shen Jiu ‎ — 8 works 48 . Liu Qingge/Shen Jiu/Xiang Fei | Shang Qinghua — 8 works 49 . Mobei-jun/Shen Jiu/Xiang Fei | Shang Qinghua — 8 works 50 . Original Liu Qingge/Original Luo Binghe/Shen Jiu ‎ — 7 works

51 . Shen Jiu/Tianlang-jun/Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 7 works 52 . Shen Jiu/Su Xiyan ‎ — 7 works 53 . Shen Jiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu/Xiang Fei | Shang Qinghua ‎ — 7 works 54 . Shen Jiu/Xuan Su/Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 6 works 55 . Previous Generation Qing Jing Peak Lord/Shen Jiu ‎ — 5 works 56 . Chu Wanning/Shen Jiu ‎ — 5 works 57 . Portgas D. Ace/Shen Jiu ‎ — 5 works 58 . Mu Qingfang/Shen Jiu/Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 5 works 59 . Mo Xuanyu/Shen Jiu ‎ — 5 works 60 . Shen Jiu/Xiu Ya ‎ — 4 works 61 . Pei Ming (Tian Guan Ci Fu)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 4 works 62 . He Xuan (Tian Guan Ci Fu)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 4 works 63 . Luo Binghe/Original Luo Binghe/Shen Jiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu ‎ — 4 works 64 . Liu Qingge/Shen Jiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu/Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 4 works 65 . Luo Binghe/Shen Jiu/Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 4 works 66 . Shen Jiu/Undisclosed ‎ — 4 works 67 . Shen Jiu/Original Yue Qingyuan/Zhuzhi-lang ‎ — 3 works 68 . Mu Qingfang/Shen Jiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu ‎ — 3 works 69 . Shen Jiu/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian ‎ — 3 works 70 . Cale Henituse | Kim Rok Soo/Shen Jiu ‎ — 3 works 71 . Shen Jiu/Tang Bo (Return of the Blossoming Blade) ‎ — 3 works 72 . Shen Jiu/Wen Chao (Modao Zushi) ‎ — 3 works 73 . Shen Jiu/Yan Wushi ‎ — 3 works 74 . Shen Jiu/Original Demon Characters ‎ — 3 works 75 . Qi Rong (Tian Guan Ci Fu)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 2 works 76 . Liu Qingge/Mu Qingfang/Shen Jiu/Wei Qingwei/Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 2 works 77 . Liu Qingge/Original Liu Qingge/Shen Jiu ‎ — 2 works 78 . Shen Jiu/Su Lüxia — 2 works 79 . Cheong Myeong (Return of the Blossoming Blade)/Shen Jiu/Tang Bo (Return of the Blossoming Blade) ‎ — 2 works 80 . Haurchefant Greystone/Shen Jiu ‎ — 2 works 81 . Jun Wu (Tian Guan Ci Fu)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 2 works 82 . Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Shen Jiu ‎ — 2 works 83 . Linguang-jun/Shen Jiu/Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 2 works 84 . Liu Qingge/Mu Qingfang/Shen Jiu/Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 2 works 85 . Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao/Shen Jiu ‎ — 2 works 86 . Mu Qing (Tian Guan Ci Fu)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 2 works 87 . Original Luo Binghe/Qiu Haitang/Shen Jiu — 2 works 88 . Previous Generation Cang Qiong Mountain Sect Peak Lords/Shen Jiu ‎ — 2 works 89 . Shen Jiu/Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei ‎ — 2 works 90 . Harry Potter/Shen Jiu ‎ — 2 works 91 . Jiuchong-jun/Shen Jiu ‎ — 2 works 92 . Liu Qingge/Mu Qingfang/Shen Jiu/Xiang Fei | Shang Qinghua/Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 2 works 93 . Shen Jiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu/Xiang Fei | Shang Qinghua/Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 2 works 94 . Lan Qiren/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 95 . Gongyi Xiao/Shen Jiu/Zhuzhi-lang ‎ — 1 works 96 . Shen Jiu/Yang Yixuan ‎ — 1 works 97 . G'raha Tia | Crystal Exarch/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 98 . Gongyi Xiao/Liu Qingge/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 99 . Gongyi Xiao/Original Luo Binghe/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 100 . Hua Cheng (Tian Guan Ci Fu)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works

101 . Hua Cheng (Tian Guan Ci Fu)/Shen Jiu/Xie Lian (Tian Guan Ci Fu) ‎ — 1 works 102 . Lao Gongzhu | Old Palace Master/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 103 . Liu Mingyan/Liu Qingge/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 104 . Nie Huaisang/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 105 . Original Liu Qingge/Original Luo Binghe/Shen Jiu/Original Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 1 works 106 . Original Luo Binghe/Shen Jiu/Zhuzhi-lang ‎ — 1 works 107 . Original Mobei-jun/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 108 . Ryan Gosling/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 109 . Shen Jiu/Song Qingshi ‎ — 1 works 110 . Shen Jiu/Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF) ‎ — 1 works 111 . Shen Jiu/Tianlang-jun/Xiang Fei | Shang Qinghua ‎ — 1 works 112 . Shen Jiu/Tianlang-jun/Zhuzhi-lang ‎ — 1 works 113 . Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 114 . Alphinaud Leveilleur/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 115 . Arcobaleno Ensemble (Katekyou Hitman Reborn!)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 116 . Bingzu | Ancestor Luo Binghe/Mu Qing (Tian Guan Ci Fu)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 117 . Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 118 . Gilbert (Bloodborne)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 119 . Gin (Meitantei Conan)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 120 . Harry Potter/Shen Jiu/Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 1 works 121 . Hatake Kakashi/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 122 . Hua Cheng (Tian Guan Ci Fu)/Shen Jiu/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian ‎ — 1 works 123 . Iida Tenya/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 124 . Jack Clearwater (Woodwalkers)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 125 . Jiuchong-jun/Linguang-jun/Shen Jiu/Tianlang-jun ‎ — 1 works 126 . Liu Qingge/Mu Qingfang/Qi Qingqi/Shen Jiu/Wei Qingwei/Xiang Fei | Shang Qinghua/Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 1 works 127 . Liu Qingge/Mu Qingfang/Shen Jiu/Original Character(s) ‎ — 1 works 128 . Liu Qingge/Shen Jiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu/Xiang Fei | Shang Qinghua/Zhuzhi-lang ‎ — 1 works 129 . Liu Qingge/Shen Jiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu/Zhuzhi-lang ‎ — 1 works 130 . Liu Qingge/Shen Jiu/Wei Qingwei ‎ — 1 works 131 . Luo Binghe/Shen Jiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu/Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 1 works 132 . Maito Gai | Might Guy/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 133 . Original Liu Qingge/Original Shang Qinghua/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 134 . Original Luo Binghe/Ming Fan/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 135 . Original Luo Binghe/Ning Yingying/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 136 . Original Luo Binghe/Shen Jiu/Xin Mo ‎ — 1 works 137 . Remus Lupin/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 138 . Shen Jiu/G'raha Tia | Crystal Exarch ‎ — 1 works 139 . Shen Jiu/Jason Todd ‎ — 1 works 140 . Shen Jiu/Killua Zoldyck ‎ — 1 works 141 . Shen Jiu/Original Yue Qingyuan/Original Female Character(s) ‎ — 1 works 142 . Shen Jiu/Shen Qiao (Thousand Autumns) ‎ — 1 works 143 . Shen Jiu/Shen Qiao (Thousand Autumns)/Song Qingshi ‎ — 1 works 144 . Shen Jiu/Shi Wudu ‎ — 1 works 145 . Shen Jiu/Uchiha Obito ‎ — 1 works 146 . Shen Jiu/Venom Symbiote (Marvel) ‎ — 1 works 147 . Shen Jiu/Venti (Genshin Impact) ‎ — 1 works 148 . Shen Jiu/Wu Yanzi/Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 1 works 149 . Shen Jiu/Xue Meng | Xue Ziming ‎ — 1 works 150 . Liu Qingge/Luo Binghe/Shen Jiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu ‎ — 0 works

151 . Maomao (Kusuriya no Hitorigoto)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 0 works 152 . Meng Mo | Dream Demon/Shen Jiu ‎ — 0 works 153 . Original Mu Qingfang/Shen Jiu ‎ — 0 works 154 . Shen Jiu/Yue Qingyuan/Zhuzhi-lang ‎ — 0 works 155 . Choi Jung Soo (Lout of Count's Family)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 0 works 156 . Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 0 works 157 . Luo Binghe/Shen Jiu/Original Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 0 works 158 . Malleus Draconia/Shen Jiu ‎ — 0 works 159 . Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 0 works 160 . Nie Mingjue/Shen Jiu ‎ — 0 works 161 . Nikolai Gogol (Bungou Stray Dogs)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 0 works 162 . Original Luo Binghe's Harem/Shen Jiu ‎ — 0 works 163 . Qiu Haitang/Shen Jiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu ‎ — 0 works 164 . Shen Jiu/Uchiha Madara ‎ — 0 works 165 . Shen Jiu/Xiao Gongzhu | Little Palace Mistress ‎ — 0 works

Shen Jiu has an impressive portfolio of crossover ships, at 37% of his total ship count (61/166). The leading relationship is with Cheong Myeong (from Return of the Mount Hua Sect), followed closely by Jiang Cheng (Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation). The rest of the crossover ships are far behind those numbers, landing between 5 to 0 works.

Below is the full list of Shen Jiu crossover ships:

1 . Cheong Myeong/Shen Jiu ‎ — 19 works 2 . Jiang Cheng/Shen Jiu ‎ — 18 works 3 . Chu Wanning/Shen Jiu ‎ — 5 works 4 . Portgas D. Ace/Shen Jiu ‎ — 5 works 5 . Mo Xuanyu/Shen Jiu ‎ — 5 works 6 . Pei Ming (Tian Guan Ci Fu)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 4 works 7 . He Xuan (Tian Guan Ci Fu)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 4 works 8 . Shen Jiu/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian ‎ — 3 works 9 . Cale Henituse | Kim Rok Soo/Shen Jiu ‎ — 3 works 10 . Shen Jiu/Tang Bo (Return of the Blossoming Blade) ‎ — 3 works 11 . Shen Jiu/Wen Chao (Modao Zushi) ‎ — 3 works 12 . Shen Jiu/Yan Wushi ‎ — 3 works 13 . Qi Rong (Tian Guan Ci Fu)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 2 works 14 . Shen Jiu/Su Lüxia — 2 works 15 . Cheong Myeong (Return of the Blossoming Blade)/Shen Jiu/Tang Bo (Return of the Blossoming Blade) ‎ — 2 works 16 . Haurchefant Greystone/Shen Jiu ‎ — 2 works 17 . Jun Wu (Tian Guan Ci Fu)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 2 works 18 . Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Shen Jiu ‎ — 2 works 19 . Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao/Shen Jiu ‎ — 2 works 20 . Mu Qing (Tian Guan Ci Fu)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 2 works 21 . Shen Jiu/Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei ‎ — 2 works 22 . Harry Potter/Shen Jiu ‎ — 2 works 23 . Lan Qiren/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 24 . Hua Cheng (Tian Guan Ci Fu)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 25 . Hua Cheng (Tian Guan Ci Fu)/Shen Jiu/Xie Lian (Tian Guan Ci Fu) ‎ — 1 works 26 . Nie Huaisang/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 27 . Ryan Gosling/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 28 . Shen Jiu/Song Qingshi ‎ — 1 works 29 . Shen Jiu/Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF) ‎ — 1 works 30 . Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 31 . Alphinaud Leveilleur/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 32 . Arcobaleno Ensemble (Katekyou Hitman Reborn!)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 33 . Bingzu | Ancestor Luo Binghe/Mu Qing (Tian Guan Ci Fu)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 34 . Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 35 . Gilbert (Bloodborne)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 36 . Gin (Meitantei Conan)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 37 . Harry Potter/Shen Jiu/Yue Qingyuan ‎ — 1 works 38 . Hatake Kakashi/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 39 . Hua Cheng (Tian Guan Ci Fu)/Shen Jiu/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian ‎ — 1 works 40 . Iida Tenya/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 41 . Jack Clearwater (Woodwalkers)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 42 . Maito Gai | Might Guy/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 43 . Remus Lupin/Shen Jiu ‎ — 1 works 44 . Shen Jiu/G'raha Tia | Crystal Exarch ‎ — 1 works 45 . Shen Jiu/Jason Todd ‎ — 1 works 46 . Shen Jiu/Killua Zoldyck ‎ — 1 works 47 . Shen Jiu/Shen Qiao (Thousand Autumns) ‎ — 1 works 48 . Shen Jiu/Shen Qiao (Thousand Autumns)/Song Qingshi ‎ — 1 works 49 . Shen Jiu/Shi Wudu ‎ — 1 works 50 . Shen Jiu/Uchiha Obito ‎ — 1 works 51 . Shen Jiu/Venom Symbiote (Marvel) ‎ — 1 works 52 . Shen Jiu/Venti (Genshin Impact) ‎ — 1 works 53 . Shen Jiu/Xue Meng | Xue Ziming ‎ — 1 works 54 . Maomao (Kusuriya no Hitorigoto)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 0 works 55 . Choi Jung Soo (Lout of Count's Family)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 0 works 56 . Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 0 works 57 . Malleus Draconia/Shen Jiu ‎ — 0 works 58 . Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 0 works 59 . Nie Mingjue/Shen Jiu ‎ — 0 works 60 . Nikolai Gogol (Bungou Stray Dogs)/Shen Jiu ‎ — 0 works 61 . Shen Jiu/Uchiha Madara ‎ — 0 works

The fandoms whose characters Shen Jiu is most often shipped with are MDZS (11 shios) and TGCF (10 ships), followed by BSD, Naruto and Thousand Autumns (each at 4 ships), Final Fantasy, Harry Potter and RotMHS (each at 3 ships), Erha and Lout of Count's Family (each at 2 ships), and the remaining 1-ship fandoms are: Apothecary Diaries, Bloodborne, BNHA, Cheating Men Must Die, DC, Genshin, Hazbin Hotel, HxH, irl, Katekyou, Marvel, Meitanei Conan, One Piece, Twisted Wonderland, VBRPF, Wodwalkers

[othersharkss]

Crawls out of hell. Immediately starts catastrophizing.

[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

[dimmadoome]

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

[i-restuff]

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE