harvest moon

you like kissing boys, don't you? good writer I promise, gay

[vague-space]

Untitled (2008)

[junkyardbluebox]

Caption This!

[mister-melancholia]

Explaining omegaverse

[mister-melancholia]

Nightmare blunt rotation

[pyriteinabox]

Doctor who tributes my beloved nothing beats a video from 14 years ago of Ben Jackson in 3 pixel quality with Replay by Iyaz playing. Or the one with Yates having the worst time of his life with I Gotta Feeling by the Black Eyed Peas. I’m not sure any night was good for him but I see the vision.

[weepingwidar]

William Wegman (American, 1943) - Warehouse Wally (1988)

[flipocrite]

moisturize me

[mister-melancholia]

Alternatively...

[straykattstrut]

theyre making straight reanimator .... theyre making straight reanimator ...... rocking back and forth... theyre making straight reanimator ............ theyre making reanimator with no dan and a woman instead .........

[pokemon-personalities]

in a future pokemon game instead of a field of flowers i just want to see a field of sunflora

[mister-melancholia]

Predicted SV

[mister-melancholia]

[mister-melancholia]

Hi do you think I could make him forget about his dead wife and kids

[meowrightmeow]

pulling up to the “character with amazing potential that was written fantastically but is only the One Characters Partner” challenge but I see a certain pl600, some blonde dude in a yellow hoodie, and some kid with a flower in his hair

[mister-melancholia]

Amy Walters and Sarah Reid being ignored except to be shipped with or to be vague generic girlbosses.

[iswallowdirt]

The best part of writing malevolent fanfiction is getting to do my horrible Kayne impression when reading his lines

[mister-melancholia]

I don't watch malevolent (listen to it, I think it's a podcast?) but I thought this said Kanye

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

oh my god PLEASEEEE listen to malevolent its so good. Just ignore the excessive whimpering and i swear that its a really good podcast

[mister-melancholia]

I'll consider it

[iswallowdirt]

The best part of writing malevolent fanfiction is getting to do my horrible Kayne impression when reading his lines

[mister-melancholia]

I don't watch malevolent (listen to it, I think it's a podcast?) but I thought this said Kanye

[hey4pple]

Your art is like catnip for my boyfriend.

Yay!

[w0lfinw00ds]

I always had this thought: how do the creppypastas deal with the local wild life? Since artists always depict them in north american woods, who had to jump in a lake to evade a swarm of bees? Who had to climb up a tree to evade a grizzly bear? Who almost got stomped to death by a moose? Who was almost deguted by an elk in rut? Who got sprayed by a skunk? Who had a procupine fall on their heads? Who almost lost a leg to an alligator? Who got attacked by a cougar? Who got chased by a pack of wolves? Possibilities are endless...

[mister-melancholia]

The answer to all of these is toby

[tnt-panda3000]

Alex Kraloon. Brought to you by an extremely stupid fucking joke me and my friends keep making

[the-muppet-joker]

Nevermind I am back to normal actually. Feeling like the king of the world. Going to do something fucked up and bold. Going to Howl like a Wolf and run around on my Knuckles like some kind of Ape

[mister-melancholia]

[orwellsunderpants]

Man, the number of people on here who think that "Stepford Wife" is something to aspire to is just ... astonishing.

I know that "Stepford Wife" as a phrase has been in the public consciousness for fifty years now, but have y'all seen the film?

Like, have you even seen the movie where a bunch of insecure, mediocre white guys literally kill their wives so that they can have pretty robots that do their bidding without question?

The film where a woman who loves tennis is strangled to death and replaced with a robot lookalike so that her husband can dig up their tennis court and replace it with a pool, and have her not only be cool with that, but adore him for it?

The film where a vivacious woman with a quick and ready wit is strangled to death and replaced with a robot lookalike that can only talk about baking and household products and act like her home is the only center her life has ever had?

The film where an aspiring photographer who has hopes and dreams and is on her way to making a name for herself is strangled to death and replaced with an android that looks like her so that her douchebag of a husband never has to feel inadequate ever again?

Think about that, and ask yourself why you think that handing all that you are--your one, true, wonderful unique self--over to the control of another human being is something to aspire to.