Hello! I've never actually made a Tumblr blog for the sake of posting but Chuckle Sandwich is taking over my life so I guess I have to now-
You can call me Mr. Sandwich, Sandwich, Sand, Wich, honestly anything, I don't really care- same for pronouns (any/all)- I really just chose the name cause I thought it was silly
I am currently obsessed with Chuckle Sandwich and the YouTubers associated (I kind of just use Chuckle to refer to the three of them)- Ted, Schlatt, and Charlie (rip)- Tucker is great too but I just have watched the other boys content for like 5-6 years so I'm a little more attached
Minors DNI please- I don't wanna catch a case because I post haha funny boner 😔
So yeah- I just plan to repost stuff and make a few posts- mostly just my stupid observations about the lads (I'm a psych major 🤓)- BUT ANYWAY if you post stuff related to any of the things I said PLEASSEEE interact with me or just let me follow you and consume your content please please please I'm starving
Shout out to favorite anon and @gummysharklover with helping me out with the beginning, that was very cool of you :)
No beta, we die like the chuckle sandwich podcasts.
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The drive to Y/n’s mother’s house was surprisingly not terrible. (Details of car ride)
But Schlatt didn’t pay much attention to that. The New Yorker didn’t know why he was so anxious, why he kept refreshing he’s messages to see if the she responded to his text yet, why he kept switching back to the find-my-iPhone app to see if her location magically appeared.
Tucker ‘s probably right. The kid is most likely at Marisa’s place… Even if she isn’t, I wouldn’t be surprised if she was staying over at her… friend’s(?) house.
He sighed, knowing he was being ridiculous.
But he couldn’t ignore the pit growing in his stomach. Something bad was going to happen, he could just feel it.
…
Parking was just abysmal. Tucker scanned the worn down lots to no avail. Schlatt’s leg bounced impatiently as they drove out further and further for a free space. “Screw this..” the man grumbled before taking off his seatbelt and hoping out the car.
Ted rolls his window and calls out Schlatt who was already walking towards the apartment, “Dude, what are you doing?”
“I’m going to check if the kid ‘s there,” he doesn’t bother looking back.
Ted glances over at Tucker and shrugs, Schlatt was probably just in one of his moods. “Okay… we’ll wait here then.” Ted rolls his window back up and goes back to his conversation with the cherub.
Schlatt noticed how different the complex seems compared to the first morning with Y/n. The dark certainly didn’t do any favors to the buildings’ atmosphere, neither did the chill in the air. But the noise was worse by far.
He didn’t originally notice how close the freeway and its traffic was to the complex or experienced the sound of dogs snarling and barking at Schlatt, the only thing stopping them from attacking was the balcony they were stuck on. He could all these buildings were cheaply made, with walls so thin that the man could hear every conversation and argument within those walls.
Even with all that, nothing could compare to the sound of a door slamming and a familiar voice.
“Mom…” the voice was raw and there’s bangs on the door, “MOM LET ME IN” the bangs grew louder.
Schlatt’s stomach dropped and all other noises faded into the background. He shouldn’t be listening to this. He takes a small step forward.
“MOM PLEASE.”
And another.
“YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME”
And another.
“PLEASE MOM”
And another.
“COME ON MOM YOU CAN’T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS-” The girl’s voice grew more desperate by the moment.
At this point, Schlatt wants to turn back, to cover his ears and pretend that Y/n was safe somewhere else. But he can’t just go. Leaving her like this would be cruel. He takes a deep breath and keeps walking, internally wincing at the kid’s cries for her mother.
He wants her to stop. It feels too personal of a moment to be listening in on, but it’s all he can focus on. Please just stop, Kid… Just for a minute. Just-
“SHUT THE FUCK UP-!”
Schlatt jumped at whoever just yelled at Y/n from across the complex. Damn, whoever that was certainly has a set of pipes…
It became silent after that, the only real sound he could register was his own steps down the worn down roads. Dread builds up in him with every step until he eventually sees her sitting on those steps. She’s a wreck.
Y/n is slumped on those dusty steps, her head in her hands and practically shaking like a leaf. Schlatt slowly approaches the girl, he can hear her unsteady breathing and the repeated phrase “I’m not a toddler” being muffled by her hands.
The man puts a uncertain hand on her shoulder, she finches, “Kid..?”
—-Y/n—-
Get it together, Y/n. You’re not a toddler. You’re not a toddler. You’re not a-
I jolt at the feeling of the hand on my shoulder and look up to see Schlatt towering over me.
“Kid..?”
“S-Schlatt..? How did you know I was here..?”
“Lucky guess. You okay?”
He actually looks concerned… why? “I uhh… Yeah. Totally peachy.”
He looks at me for a moment before giving a nod, “Alright then… let’s get back to the car.”
Schlatt reaches out a hand to me, should I reach out for it..? I decide against it and pick myself up instead, “y-yeah… let’s get going…”
The walk is uncomfortably long and quiet, all I can hear is the sounds of our steps hitting the asphalt.
“…”
“…”
Wait…
Did he hear me back there with my mom??
Oh god.
He better of not.
I will implode if he heard any of that.
I turn to him all cool and collective, “So… h-how much did you- did you hear?”
He pauses for a moment, “I didn’t hear a thing, Kid.”
I sigh with relief, I don’t even care if he’s lying, I’m just glad we don’t have to talk about it.
“Okay then,” we keep walking in the quiet but it isn’t as painful as before, “…thanks for picking me up by the way-”
“No problem, but maybe you should answer my calls next time.”
Huh?
I checked my phone, “What do you mean- oh..” Once it turns on I’m greeted by eight missed calls and three unopened messages.
“When do you get off work? I’ll pick you up”
“Where are you?”
“Kid??”
I can feel my face heat up from embarrassment, “I must’ve forgot to turn it back on at [Best Friend]’s house,” I mumbled.
“Right… so is [Best Friend] like your friend or…” Schlatt’s words trail off.
I don’t know what he means by it, it’s pretty obvious, “S-she’s my gal pal?” I wipe my eyes, “We’ve been besties since like elementary school.”
“Got it…” he doesn’t sound like he believes me which is really weird because why would I lie about something like that??
Up ahead I see [the car Tucker drives] in the distance with Ted and Tucker in the front. Ted looks up at me and his face drops with disappointment meanwhile Tucker has this sh** eating grin on his face. Wow that makes me me feel so special. Is he- is he paying Tucker?? Why??? Did they- did they gamble on me????
“Don’t pay any mind on them.. they’re just being stupid.” Schlatt says to me.
I nod before getting into the car.
“Hey, Y/n :D” Tucker greets me with a look of pure joy on his face as Ted pouts a hello and gives a lazy wave, I give a polite wave back as I buckle up and Schlatt sits besides me.
“…”
The ride starts to get uncomfortably quiet like the walk with Schlatt, which is weird because I stopped crying and totally calmed down from five minutes ago.
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(Ted)
Y/n is a total wreck right now. She like one wrong move away from sobbing… Fuck… it’d really suck to hear that for the whole drive back.
I need to distract her, “Sooo how was the time at your mom’s place..?”
Y/n starts crying and Schlatt shoots a glare at me. “Fuck- Sounds like it wasn’t too great… but hey, at least you’ll never have to deal with her anymore-”
Tucker smacks my arm as Y/n starts crying harder, “Oh f*** I-I’ll never see-see her again..”
Wow how can she censor her words like that- not the point. “Shit. what I mean is that-”
“Oh my god Ted shut up.” Tucker cuts me off… probably for the best, honestly.
—-
The car ride is an absolute nightmare. Y/n is sobbing, Schlatt was doing a pathetic job at cheering her up, Ted is trying to hide his embarrassment by loudly watching TikToks with the sound bleeding from his airpods, and Tucker isn’t even on the freeway yet.
From the corner of his eye, Tucker sees a Target in the distance, “Screw it,” he mumbles to himself before driving over to the store’s parking lot.
He parks the car before turning over and hands Y/n the money he won, “Here you go.”
She sniffles before looking down at the cash, “Huh? Wha-what’s this for?”
He unbuckles himself, “let’s get you something nice :)”
—timeskip brought to you by gsupps, use code word Schlatt y’all.—
Y/n didn’t buy much from Target, only a tub of Moose Tracks ice cream, a box of plastic spoons, and a vocaliod blind box for [Best Friend]. Her eyes were still puffy and her throat is sore but she’s calmed down since then.
As they walk out of the store the girl pulls out the change from the bag.
“It’s alright, you can keep it”
Y/n’s eyes widen, “Huh? But-”
“No buts, Kid. It’s yours,” he insisted.
She looks down at the money and gets this overwhelming feeling in her chest. Maybe it’s the way they’ve been calling her kid, maybe it’s the shopping or how they’ve tried to be careful around her… but for the first time, adults have tolerated her. Maybe even care for her?
“nah that’s pushing it.”
“Was was that?”
“Oh nothing.. just- thanks Tucker.” She gives a small smile.
He smiles back, “No problem, Kid.”
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Thanks for reading yall :)
Funfact: part four was going to be a comic about the guys taking her to McDonald’s and her crying in a burger. I changed this because one: comics take too long and two: I HATED how I characterized Ted.
I feel like this part is kinda weak but I’m really excited for the next part. To summarize without spoilers: it’s a three part mini(?) series and there’s going to be an introduction to a new character :D
sometimes I take a step back and I go- do I like this thing just because it’s Schlatt? But honestly- with the Christmas album so far- I think he ate regardless of the fact that I already enjoy his singing voice—
that and while making my holiday playlist I realize I LOVE the baritone (I’m not a music guy that might not be the right word) warm Bublé/Sinatra sound for Christmas music- it just feels right- like that’s the Christmas I want if that makes any sense
Schlatt’s covers are genuinely such a breath of fresh air in the Christmas music scene. I work in retail, and they already have Christmas music playing. It’s all either really generic original songs or flat covers of amazing classics, and it’s really corporate and dry. It’s even worse when you gotta listen to it for at least 4 hours or more 😭
But with Schlatt it’s way different. He’s got the voice for it, it’s all silky and baritone which is perfect for Christmas songs in my opinion, and he’s singing it in the style of the musicians that made those songs so good in the first place (Sinatra, Martin, etc).
So overall he KNOWS how to make a good Christmas song, even if it’s just a cover. I’m so excited for the rest of the album :3
sometimes I take a step back and I go- do I like this thing just because it’s Schlatt? But honestly- with the Christmas album so far- I think he ate regardless of the fact that I already enjoy his singing voice—
that and while making my holiday playlist I realize I LOVE the baritone (I’m not a music guy that might not be the right word) warm Bublé/Sinatra sound for Christmas music- it just feels right- like that’s the Christmas I want if that makes any sense
holy fuck, im sorry. did i miss something? i dont use any social medias besides posting on instagram, here and than listening to youtube. what the fuck is happening.
Trump won again (with 292 electoral votes) and Canadian conservatives SUCK- poll projections for Canada look in favour of conservatives though because we hate Trudeau :,)
If you’re talking about Canada- Canada’s election is in October 2025 don’t worry- I’m just preemptively warning folks- we have the choice of Trudeau (Stinky), Pierre Poilievre (Stinkier), Yves-François Blanchet (Bloc Québécois so like Stinkiest), Jagmeet Singh (Seems cool, but NDP so probably won’t get elected sadly), Elizabeth May (Green Party so definitely won’t get elected 😭‼️) , and Maxime Bernier (People’s Party idk anything about them)
Mr. Poilievre is leading by 19 points in the projections and he voted AGAINST affordable housing, good environment stuff idk how to explain rn, and LOVES billionaires, oil, and banks- (he also participated in/supported convoy stuff iykyk)
holy fuck, im sorry. did i miss something? i dont use any social medias besides posting on instagram, here and than listening to youtube. what the fuck is happening.
Trump won again (with 292 electoral votes) and Canadian conservatives SUCK- poll projections for Canada look in favour of conservatives though because we hate Trudeau :,)
