Words of Ruse

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[misterruse]

Okay, can I have a moment? You see this guy over here?

That’s Samuel. He was in the earlier episodes: as the guy who told the Drill Sergeant that he wanted to serve the King, and the guy who was shot through the leg by Sasha to prevent him falling to his death. We didn’t see…

[attack-on-kaneki-kun]

wow I didn’t know this

[mutualjuices]

HOLD UP ERE’ BODY EITHER I DIDNT GET YOUR HINT OF THIS OR THAT COULD BE THE BODY THAT JEAN FOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THAT OR IM A RETARD AND THAT WAS YOUR POINT ALL ALONG.

[misterruse]

You mean this guy?

Samuel was standing in the same row as Sasha was, so that wasn’t him. Also check his shirt color

[misterruse]

Remember the guy Connie was talking to at the end of the latest seaon?

Yep.

[misterruse]

So I was looking around on Wikipedia and stumbled upon the page for the Arambourgiania, an extinct genus of Pterosaur and there was a helpful size chart with big flappy, a Tyrannosaur, one of those proto-birds that ran around millions of years ago and... Benedict Cumberbatch.

Why is he there? What is he doing there? What powers does he possess? What does he know that we do not?

[misterruse]

UPDATE: Because we cannot have nice things in this world the image has been updated.

Because it violated Wikipedia's fanart guideline the image had Sherlock Holmes replaced by a neutral human figure. The original image can still be found in the image history. But it gets better, because the original image was just this:

Which really shows how big the Arambourgiania was.

[misterruse]

Crossover fanfic writers be like:

Yes this is real.

[misterruse]

Happy 10/25, everyone!

[misterruse]

So I was looking around on Wikipedia and stumbled upon the page for the Arambourgiania, an extinct genus of Pterosaur and there was a helpful size chart with big flappy, a Tyrannosaur, one of those proto-birds that ran around millions of years ago and... Benedict Cumberbatch.

Why is he there? What is he doing there? What powers does he possess? What does he know that we do not?

[scribblehooves]

Witches be trippen’!!!!!

[shephardlovesyou]

[misterruse]

Back for relevance.

[misterruse]

An overview of the various characters from the eight (and a half) console and handheld Mario Kart games.

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

my gf: am I pretty?

me: the prettiest girl around

my gf: as pretty as the cartoon girl on your phone lock screen?

me:

[misterruse]

Isn’t that cropped from a porn image?

[misterruse]

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

Chumby

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

God theyre just so chumby

[misterruse]

Birthday: March 21st, 1987.

Timmy Turner is 30 years old as of right now.

And if you count that one time he wished he could remain 10 years old and keep his Fairy Godparents forever and has wished so 50 years ago he would have lived for 80 years in three decades.

Timmy Turner is a grown-ass man older than I am. I am both terrified and reminded of my aging.

[yourfursona]

sorcerers are just wizards that commit piracy

[yourfursona]

wizard: buys music legally

sorcerer: pirates music

cleric: downloads dad’s old cds

druid: collects vinyls from the dumpster

bard: soundcloud rapper

warlock:

[misterruse]

Witch: makes her own mixtape

Warmage: only gets good workout music

Shaman: appeases the spirits of sick beats to obtain music

Paladin: buys albums, collections, greatest hits, t-shirts and other merchandize and goes to concerts... but only if the band remains wholesome

Necromancer: summons the spirits of dead musicians to play for them

Psion: forces band to give them free CDs

[misterruse]

Commemorative Belgian 2 euro coin made in celebration of 10 years of the third stage of the European Monetary Union (EMU). So yes, this is shitty EMU money.

I would like to remind you all that the Euro is real money and that this coin is legal tender.

[longdong-leaving-deactivated201]

[celluloidtoharddrives]

Blackadder Goes Forth (1989)

[firestarterstudios-deactivated2]

Imperial Guardsmen Handbook, Pg. 82

[fuckyeahbritisholdschoolgaming]

I remember seeing this on German TV on cable in the 90s with English sound and German subtitles. The “200 feet” part was converted into metric. 

To two decimal places.

Still the most German thing I’ve ever seen other than being tutted at for crossing a completely empty street in Potsdam because the glowing man was still red.

[misterruse]

That would be 60,96 meters, by the way.

[imperilysm]

[misterruse]

[farcille]

oh my god I just realized

John is going to be the “doctor” to heal the Alpha Timeline

[ceruleanpage]

And then

[misterruse]

“This is how we know that we live in Him and He in us; He has given us of His Breath. And we have seen and testify that the Father has send the Son to be the Savior of the World.”

- 1 John 4:13-14

[squidplatoon]

I’m not sure which translation you are using - potentially an older one- and i absolutely wouldnt be shocked if hussie did take some cues from 1 John 4:13-14, but in all the english translations of the bible that I found, it is “Spirit” and not “Breath”.

Now, breath could have been inspired by the idea of “spirit” (especially as they are often used together in metaphors, or related, etc.) but as far as the religious text goes, god’s Spirit is one of the main themes continually. This starts from the very beginning in genesis where it is said we were created in his image. Interpretations are such that his spirit is inside each of us.

Thus the common christian phrase: “The father, the son, and the holy spirit.”

[misterruse]

It’s from the Hebrew version which uses the word “Ruach”, which can mean things like spirit, courage, vigor, soul but also breath. Hence, He has given us of His Breath.

[misterruse]

You have three weeks to prepare. On 4/13 the Homestuck fans will return to Tumblr and flood your dash with their posts.