icarus

22. cool as h*ck

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

[teaboot]

I hate it when your parents are like “I know you better than you know yourself!” Like no you don’t

[teaboot]

Like oh, you’re an expert on the inner machinations of my psyche? Name three of my top ten existential dreads

[heckacentipede]

“But I raised you!” Ya and the only version of me that you know is the one I carefully crafted so that you wouldn’t ask me questions because it became obvious early on you couldn’t handle the honest answers

[kazimirovich]

[raystel]

I think what we are witnessing right now is the fall of modern social media. And for some fucking reason Tumblr is still standing.

[yuumei-art]

Happy almost New Year! Here's to many more belly rubs to come! 🎉🎆🎇 Based on this photo of my first born

[whywishesarehorses]

happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!

[randomencounters]

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)

[m-eowdy]

Special event: All Horses' Birthday (Northern Hemisphere only)

[purr-in-ink]

🐈‍⬛🤍

[important-animal-images]

[nudityandnerdery]

New cosmology dropped, we know what's underneath the turtle now!

[littleguysdaily]

[paxamericana]

[provendermalkin]

[gayhornythoughts]

No you dont get to keep that in the tags

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

as much as I love portrayals of the sun and moon as a (lesbian) couple, the greeks were really on to something when they said "actually they're siblings who disapprove of each other's life choices"

[marekdavid]

[halorvic]

[strange-aeons]

All of the research on display in my videos is single-handedly done by me.

All the editing? Me.

Prop making? Absolutely no one can be held accountable for this but me.

[strange-aeons]

I will gladly enable psychological warfare for free

@shabbyshoebox

[setfiretothefiends-deactivated2]

From Pierre-Auguste Renoir’s ‘The Cat with Julie Manet’, 1887

[deathandthesoul]

I had a rough day. Bartender, one glass of the characters kissing, please

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

[whatsupwalnut]

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

[viwifey]

#something has just awoken inside me...

[yourehotcupcakke]

i swear this woman is so hot, shes so fucking hot, the things i'd let her do to me cannot be put into words oh my fucking god

[mvrsverse]

Laios devouring a mandrake

Based on Francisco Goya painting ofc