Reasons why i love Jamil Viper and u should too
@cursedtwst
i blame u for this
tbh at first i thought Jamil’s design was a bit…eh
but ooooooHHHHH BOI NOW I FEEL LIKE I SLAPPED MYSELF
his moTHERFCKIN EYELINER AND EYESHADOW LIKE SIR????
TEACH ME HOW TO APPLY EYESHADOW LIKE THAT, SCREW VIL I WANT JAMIL TO APPLY EYESHADOW FOR ME
oho?~ what that tongue do, hun?~ (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) („ಡωಡ„)
legit i hyperventilated when i saw his tongue
need i remind you jamil was the first to do the blep of the twst bois
umm yes have u seen his godly hands? and biceps????
like- look me in the eye and say that his PE uniform doesn’t make him look like a snacc
LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND SAY THAT I DARE YOU
i fREAkIN DOubLE DArE YOu ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶
snek boi actually is a basketball guy,,,,,, i DID NOT EXPECT THAT LIKE????
imagine this: jamil is playing for nrc and you, his girlfriend/boyfriend is there to cheer him on and that gives him motivation to win and impress you-
wouldn’t you just love that? :D
*inhales* i’m taking a breather for the next things i say
did i mention how his number trademark is his long, luscious silky black hair that makes all of the girls jealous?
not even Vil can compare, fITE ME
disney be giving us unrealistic hair expectations like dAMN
i love his braids so much,
how tf do u find a hair tie like that
props to him cuz living in the hot sand with that much hair means he can withstand a lot of heat („ಡωಡ„)
heheheheheheh u know what kind of heat i’m talking abou-cHOkES
tbh i started running out of things to say here cuz i’m debating which qualities of his should i say next-
the fact he resembles a danger noodle so much? bonus points cuz i fckin love sneks
let’s be real here, even if he says he hates kalim
deep down, he cares kalim like his own brother
and no i don’t make the rules
before i continue,,,,,,,,,
look at this precious smile when he’s doing something that he loves and enjoys it
PROTECC THIS GODAMN SMILE OR SO HELP ME-
i’m sure some of y’all have thought of naga!jamil at least once, right?
and his unique magic, Snake Whisper had me thinking-
POV: Jamil, a naga, softly coils his tail around your body, lulls you with his unique magic and heehehhehehehehehehehehhehehe
sorry i got a little horny there-
YOU CAN’T CHANGE MY SIMP, DUMBASS MIND
he has been babysitting kalim since very young
it’s obvs that he’s a great caretaker, no?
and a great papa too ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡
this man has so much patience and i love that
we stan a man who waited for almost his entire life to achieve his dreams by himself
even if it means betraying his own childhood friend-
but coughssome certain sea creatures and magic-less human and cat intervenedcoughs
like azul said, jamil is a hidden genius
probably the biggest reason why azul was so interested in jamil
which makes his potential of being a yandere so damn high-
before i lose myself over the last one
let me tell you how much i squealed and giggled when he complimented yuu’s fairy outfit in fairy gala
YUU TRADE PLACES WITH ME PLEASE-
THISAFSAFKSLAGJLA;GJAFASFAGA
tag urself im the snek on the left-
hIS FCKIN COLLARBONES NGAKSHGA;Fljafsa
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING TO SEE HIS DAMN COLLARBONES
AND HIS NECK????? WITH THAT CHOKER THING?-
WHO TF THOUGHT IT’D BE A GOOD IDEA TO LET HIS OVERBLOT WEAR FISHNETS???????
SIR I DIE FOR BOIS WEARING FEMME FATALE STUFF LIKE FISHNETS-
yes i know i should be sleeping right now
BUT JAMIL’S FISHNETS HAD ME ALIVE AND AWAKE AT THE UNGODLY HOURS OF THE NIGHT
AND I DON’T REGRET IT ONE BIT
HIS WEIRDASS GOATEE mAKES ME SO HAPPY LIKE-
I DON’T NORMALLY LIKE GOATEES BUT IT SORTA SUITS HIM???
am i even making any sense???????
HIS OVERBLOT IS ON FLEEK LIKE DAMN
SIR HOW DO YOU DO SUCH COOL EYELINER IT’S SHARP AF
the overblot patterns over his eye makes me Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→
*sobs for eternity over the fact Jamil Viper is not real and i must accept that* o(TヘTo)
before i stop screaming and simping over jamil, let me end this on one note
Jamil Viper, the vice-leader of Scarabia, Kalim’s childhood friend, deserves all the love and appreciation and I just hope someday, he can spread his wings and fly without anyone having to say he can only be second best.
I rest my case, goodnight. <3
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