why did the filipino cross the road?
because he heard the sprinklers calling him from the other side. PSST PSST PSST!
three bears were in a car and drove off the road into a lake. which bear didnāt get wet?
the DRY BEAR!!!
using one sentence, how does a filipino use the following words in english?
SINIGANG
hoy, donāt hang out with that guy, he SINIGANG!
DINUGUAN
i tried to open the light, so i turn the switch but DINUGUAN!
DEDUCT, DEFENSE, DETAIL, DEFEAT
DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE, but DETAIL landed before DEFEAT.
PAULĀ (five times)
PAUL, be carePAUL because you might PAUL into the swimming PAUL and make a PAUL of yourself!
DEVASTATION
i do not have a car, so everyday i have to wait at DEVASTATION!
ARTIFACTS
donāt rely on my uncle artie because uncle ARTIFACTS everything up.
ASSOCIATE
i looked in the toilet and ASSOCIATE!
PENIS, MASTURBATION
hoy! PENIS your food, there is MASTURBATION in the world!
BITCHES, SHAUN
i like to go to the BITCHES and swim in the o-SHAUN.
CHICKEN NUT BREAD
hoy, let go of your sisterās throat, CHICKEN NUT BREAD!
CAM, TITS
i like to CAM to class everyday and watch mrs. peterson TITS math.
SEAN PENN
i prefer to drink SEAN PENN instead of wine.
PERSUADING
last year jimrex and lingling got married so this year they will be celebrating their PERSUADING anniversary.
PAMPERS, PAPERS
when you go to the gas station, are you supposed to PAMPERS or PAPERS?
CARPOOL
i donāt want to get into any accidents so when i drive, i always make sure to be very CARPOOL.
COMM PORT
the technician told me to plug the cable into the comm port, but i told him āi cannot because the door is locked, my brother is already using the COMM PORT room!ā
DENIAL
i want to go to egypt to see the pyramids and DENIAL river.
DUBAI, EGYPT
i want to go offroading but i cannot without a 4x4, so i want go to the dealership tomorrow DUBAI EGYPT.
UNO, DOS, TRES
UNO! DOS TRES are on fire!
SCHOOLING, HOSTESS
the caller id said āuknown,ā so i didnāt know who SCHOOLING but i answered the phone said āhello, HOSTESS?ā
SOBER, DARE
my auntie asked where the car was, so i pointed my lips in the direction of the car and said āSOBER DARE.ā
TENACIOUS
whenever iām about to play tennis, i make sure to wear my TENACIOUS.
ESTEEM
i donāt like to fry the vegetables, instead i like to ESTEEM it.
EXQUISITE
You take a lemon, and you EXQUISITE!
BILLY, BEAR
at first i did not believe in ghosts but i saw one yesterday, now iām a BILLY BEAR!