I was there, 3000 years ago

Gladio | 28 | 🍉 | Finally made an actual primary blog lmao | Stray Kids Brainrot contained at https://www.tumblr.com/iam-foive

[gladiogladiolus]

I'm streaming games again over at https://www.twitch.tv/gladio_gladiolus

Check it out sometime!

[pangur-and-grim]

Grim didn't like this

[pangur-and-grim]

this happens so often

[carcinized]

the “affirmations” the official shark week instagram posted are really funny. like yeah Mecore tbh

[schmergo]

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

[caesarsaladinn]

Lincoln Lincoln

[jeekoftheweek]

[scribeherself]

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.

[immaplatypus]

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[the-real-seebs]

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

[existennialmemes]

I can't stop laughing at this. If the first one is real, it may actually be the worst sign ever made.

[arctasy]

when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[ohnoitstbskyen]

12 years on and still the best articulation ever made of how one should respond to useless critiques

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[conqueringthenoodle]

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

[pangur-and-grim]

I was so baffled by this until I remembered that I use my kettle, and so it looks like I'm pouring boiling water on my plants

[pangur-and-grim]

[sour-echinacea]

where do people get energy from

[edgar-allan-possum]

What is your stance on the issues?

[ratsquinks]

the rat play area has moved! miso knows less than usual

[roseworth]

“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me

[suigintou]

foresees your doom but doesnt say anything