MitchFly

If it's a good month I might post some art, otherwise i just reblog things i find neat

[castlepunk1077]

Congratulations to Jax TADC for being the first Tumblr Sexyman to transition to a Tumblr Sexywoman

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

to be fair, she did warn us

[mitchfly]

I talked to some new people at a work conference, and tried to explain how im more comfortable talking to people i will have little to no chance if meeting again.

If you are sure to meet and talk to someone again. The current talk is a first impression, and that shit is stressful.

But if i never meet them again its just a one off talk and i can just be a story told to strangers if anything at all. Thats liberating to me. But is apparently not a universal experience 😅

[valtsv]

lineless artists scare the shit out of me because what do you Mean you can create comprehensible complex three dimensional images without any construction lines to guide you. "yeah i don't really like sketching architectural plans so i decided to just build a cathedral with my bare hands instead" <- how you sound

[herainsorcia]

[fox-bright]

That is DIABOLICAL museum design, A++, no notes

[mitchfly]

[duckdotcom]

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

[ancient-debris]

Iron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.

[frightfullytreeish]

[solarchaotica]

[static-mutt-left-deactivated202]

You're evil and you know it

[communismlives]

good thing they're hidden from god and the devil

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[catchymemes]

[aisatsaa]

if only Gyatso had run away with Aang

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[yanmagotchi]

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

[oliviawhen]

Just swimming by to say hello. 🦭

[teaboot]

oh this is genius

[mitchfly]

Ohh i need to adapt this into my own watercolor ^^

[mitchfly]

There's nothing like hearing your partner whisper softly to a pretzel in german

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[television-static-143]

you’re laughing. they r preparing him into mochi and your laughing.

[rickybabyboy]

stop stop the cruelty!!!

[mitchfly]

[prokopetz]

The Smash Bros. cast swapping anecdotes about their various evil doppelgangers and Mario getting into an argument about whether Wario counts.

[princeps-civitatus-peach]

Surprisingly, Mario is arguing that Wario does not count as he has literally never made that connection in his life. You can’t just say every fat italian in overalls is a Mario counterpart, he’s his own person with hopes and dreams. Evil hopes and dreams, but still.

Daisy, meanwhile, manages to argue very convincingly that Peach should be considered her evil doppelganger.

[aromancy]

Wario is playing Devil’s advocate because being Mario’s evil doppleganger is great for business. If he was just some guy, nobody would buy Warioware.

[skeletalheartattack]

@kamenriderhamo i am not going to let you hide this in the replies

[kropotkindersurprise]

you know how it is

[mitchfly]