attempted murder of crows

jesterpilled whimsymaxxer and aspiring goth gf. she/they, 20-something.

[paladitos]

my body is a vessel for the bit

[gerogerigaogaigar]

The goalies cradle the ball because they believe it to be an egg and are trying to keep the other players from breaking it. Unfortunately they have also been led to believe that the egg's True Mother is one of the players and feels obligated to return the egg. Needless to say the winning team will get to hatch the Great Serpent.

[whyenn-reader]

ADHD advice from non-ADHD people: start blocking out your day and put things in your google calendar

ADHD advice from ADHD people: any time you're waiting for your food to microwave YOU HAVE TO WASH DISHES WASH AS MANY AS YOU CAN THIS IS A RACE AGAINST TIME THIS IS THE ONLY TIME THIS COULD HAPPEN

[yamada-ryo]

I distinctly remember screencapping this panel x years ago when I first read this and I still haven't worn one yet

[yamada-ryo]

I cannot stress how literally true this is

[yamada-ryo]

Really funny how this is her self insert character because she's literally doing this now

[0xb00b5]

For those looking for the manga, it's The Trap Corrupted By The Boys' School, and as for the proof of the author's impressive tits, here you go:

Also in one of the chapters her self-insert is HEAVILY implied to be on E

("I did some things" the things in question being estradiol valerate)

Be a girl and gain weight today!!!!! You can be happy!!!!!! Happy pride month!!!!

[nyoxt]

Artfight attack for @mithryll

[demilypyro]

[toshio]

the MOST iconic 20 seconds of any anime dub i’ve ever experienced

[misfit-freaks]

EVEN THE FUCKING MUSIC OH MY LORD

[femmeslash]

i looked through the notes to see what this was (it’s cyber city oedo 808) and ended up crying laughing at the wikipedia article for it

[sugary--sheep]

fuckkkkkkk did you know that if you spent way more money and time and effort and boughg a bunch of specialized equipment and specialty ingredients and had your trust fund manager give you a kissy on the cheek and wipe your ass and do your taxes you can make a pizza that is slightly better than fast food

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

[luna-azzurra]

The most interesting question you can ask about any character is not what do they want. it's what do they believe they deserve. because those two things are almost never the same and the gap between them is where your entire story lives. a person can want love completely and believe they don't deserve it and that belief will destroy every good thing that comes toward them in ways they won't even notice they're doing. write the gap. the gap is the character.

[honorculture]

[traaansfem]

Women who cackle are so cute

Why are you so happy??? Your nefarious scheme proceeds apace and it made you happy??? Cute as fuck

[paleridercomic]

Trying something new with the paneling from here on out! By which I mean "not using that template I made anymore."

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[badassdemonsword]

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

[minmos]

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time