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My Cordelia Chase Theory

So there was someone on TvTropes who suggested that Cordelia may have been a Potential Slayer, and it actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it. From the beginning, she was always kind of a magnet for weird things—even more so than the average Sunnydale resident, I mean. She made a connection with Buffy right away, and even after Buffy started hanging out with the “losers” and Cordelia wrote her off as a freak, she still kept finding herself inexplicably drawn to the Scoobies, to the point where she eventually gave up her popularity in favor of fighting the good fight, without ever fully understanding why she was compelled to do so. And since Cordy was in a coma when Willow cast the spell to turn all the Potentials into Slayers, it had no effect on her.

My theory builds off of that, and of course it has to do with Wesley. I have this notion that Watchers are mystically drawn to the Slayers they’re meant to guide (one could easily make a case for that just by looking at Buffy and Giles’ relationship). So when Cordelia walked into the library in “Consequences,” she and Wesley immediately felt this energy drawing them to each other. Since nobody knew Cordy was a Potential, she and Wesley both just assumed that the chemistry they felt was romantic. One extremely awkward kiss later, they realized they were better as friends and parted ways amiably. But less than a year later, they were drawn back together in a completely different city, and this was when their relationship began to develop into what it was meant to be. They were always very in sync with and attuned to each other, especially in the second and early third seasons. The only time they weren’t was when Cordelia was possessed by Jasmine in season 4.

Finally, right near the end of “You’re Welcome,” as Wesley is getting on the elevator, Cordelia calls out to him and says “You still work the best mojo in town.” She obviously couldn’t say goodbye to everyone without raising their suspicions, and she needed to spend her last few corporeal moments with Angel, so I love that out of everyone else, she singled out Wesley to say one last thing to. Because while Angel may have been Cordelia’s lover, Wesley was her best friend. But I digress, slightly. Anyway, last time I watched it, I focused on Wesley’s response—he doesn’t say anything, but pay attention to the look on his face…he knows. Somehow he knows that this is the last time he’ll ever see her. I think it’s because he’s still very attuned to her, even after everything. If Cordelia hadn’t ended up in a coma—if she’d been alive, awake, and fully herself when Willow did the spell—her Slayer powers would have been activated, and Wesley would have (unofficially since those sods on the Council don’t like him anymore) become her Watcher.

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STOP KILLING ME

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I cry because the OVEN IS HIS SECOND CHOICE

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What the fuck

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This represents my entire personality. 

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It me. 

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Why do I even write personal bios when I could just link to this vine

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That’s the show.

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This podcast is a gift.

I don’t care if you don’t listen to WTNV, just listen to this clip.

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if you listen carefully, you can hear bucky yelling “STEVE NO” in the background (x)

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me, dying and going to the underworld: hey hades can i pet your dog

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Even if I said what you think I said

you would need to cite a more specific grievance

Here’s an itemised list of 30 years of disagreements

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Sweet Jesus.

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- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

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spark: we are never marathoning marvel movies again

candela: i recognise you have made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, i’ve elected to ignore it

spark: oh my god stop

blanche: *looks into the camera like in the office*

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True Story

So I am absolutely unable to tell when people are flirting with me or if they like me probably because of my cripplingly low self-esteem hahaha

So when I was 17 I was at a basketball tournament and this dude and his squad called me over after I finished my game and this dude asked me for my number

and I was all ‘????’ and then I was like ‘oH he’s asking for my basketball number!’ keep in mind we usually have our jersey numbers on the front of our uniforms too but for some reason this one didn’t so I was like ‘oh I’ll turn around and show him’

I didn’t even realize how savage me turning my back on him, showing him my jersey number, and immediately walking away would be

His bros were laughing so hard at him

TBH I didn’t even know what I did until I walked back to my mom

who saw everything 

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