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My ideal gender presentation is masculinity but doing it wrong because I'm also doing femininity but doing it wrong. Yknow

tlirsgender

Am I masc? Am I fem? Well. I'm a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that you had in february of last year, actually

meangirlnurse

anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

desinteresse

Heist movies aka found family trope for bastards

pillow-princeps

Origins is the best Dragon Age game because you can make Alistair completely forgive you for actual child murder by giving him two cakes and making a sad face

pillow-princeps

I appreciate what Bioware was attempting to do in II by making the gifts for companions more personal and unique but nothing will beat the hilarity of Origins letting you posion god’s ashes, murder and steal your way across Ferelden, and violate every single moral code your friends have as long as you pinky swear to buy them baskin robbins afterwards

mactiir

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

tacomel420

customers the same in all universes

mactiir

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

agentwashingcat

the one thing I desperately need from the Mass Effect Legendary edition is for the broken Mako controls to stay exactly the same

omegastation

#if I can’t drive up a mountain at a 90 degree angle than what is the point sir #what is the fucking point

chubbyangel666

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you know what i don’t get? when like, people write romance stories where two characters are so in love w each other its all magnetism, but they? don’t even have fun together? or are even nice to each other sometimes?

“our love could level a thousand mountains and conquer a million cities”

ok but… are you even… like….. friends????

whitepeopletwitter

s0larflares

girls will be like “if i was a geographical feature i would be a selenite cave” and you’re just supposed to be able to figure out what that means

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What's not clicking

maculategiraffe

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Bioware: “ Unlike other cities, where the people are the life-blood and the character, Val Royeaux is her own person, and her people little more than decorations. There is always music in Val Royeaux, streaming from the many windows — quiet refrains and triumphant choruses. And always, floating above that all, the Chant, coming from the Grand Cathedral. ”

The actual game: “Heres a shopping mall with 3 stores, 50 locked doors, and 1 restaurant you cant even eat at.”