living my worst life

i have tried to change my profile picture 32 times and it does not change i am cursed forever. late 20s. theyll put me down soon

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[charl0ttan]

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

[openingadoor]

[tlirsgender]

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

any hunks wanna combine meager incomes

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[loveridden1999]

life is too fleeting for all this worrying

[pjackk]

The haters and other dolts have try to cancel me yet they keep coming back like stupid little kittens with there mouth dry, from no milk! Well i will feed your loser ass,because i love you

[keptandkind]

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[nickmpreg]

mclennon weren’t only gay and fucking they were doing something far worse. Producing music

[urmascnextdoor]

when the kissing starts to feel like 2 girls can have a baby

[liittlecreatures1985]

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950

[monterey-gp]

moxley taking the stance that riders are pussies for NOT unionizing. one can only hope this tactic proves effective

[nonlynear]

“unprofitable platform” i’m getting rich off the currency of genuine human connection idiot