makoto dream-cooking in TYM:
makoto cooking in S03E12:
conclusion: makoto only knows how to cook one (1) thing, and he’s making it for u EVERY MORNING THERES NOTHING U CAN DO TO STOP HIM HARU
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makoto dream-cooking in TYM:
makoto cooking in S03E12:
conclusion: makoto only knows how to cook one (1) thing, and he’s making it for u EVERY MORNING THERES NOTHING U CAN DO TO STOP HIM HARU
[Translation] Free!DF Spotlight Color: Haruka Nanase - Cross Talk 01
Theme 01: “How would you describe Haruka Nanase in one word?”
Nagisa: Water!
Rei: Water.
Makoto: Water.
Nagisa: Haru-chan really loves water!
Makoto: He really hasn’t changed at all.
Rei: He’s the very definition of water itself, free and unconstrained by anything. We must follow his example, too, Nagisa-kun!
Nagisa: Eeeh… but Haru-chan is Haru-chan! Oh, but, but, if we practice a whooooole lot until we’re almost melted in water, maybe we can become like Haru-chan as well? “I only swim free…!” (sparkle☆)
Rei: Hmmm, I can’t say you exactly nailed it.
Nagisa: Whaaat!? Fine, Rei-chan, you give it a shot. Alright, 3, 2, 1, go!
Rei: Huh!? …ahem…“I only swim free”…!
Nagisa: Hmm… 38 points!
Rei: That’s so low!? Anyway, why such an odd number for a score!?
Makoto: Maybe so that it’s a pun for “mackerel”…? (T/N: 3 = sa and 8 = ba form the word saba, mackerel in Japanese)
Nagisa: Ooh! I knew you’d get it, Mako-chan~☆ Nothing says Haru-chan like mackerel! And also, Iwatobi-chan! And, and also…
Rei: What about that beautiful body and those supple muscles?
Nagisa: I like that~! When he swims, he’s like a dolphin, so pretty and so cool~! Anything else, Mako-chan?
Makoto: Let’s see… When I think of Haru, I have the mental image of him taking an afternoon nap at the porch of his backyard often. With the cats in the neighborhood.
Nagisa: I see~! That’s really nice, The kitties must be so warm!
Rei: Hehe, I’m just imagining it and it’s rather cute.
(image courtesy of halffishharuka)
[Translation] Free!DF Spotlight Color: Haruka Nanase - Special Memory Episode 3
>>> High School 3rd Year Memories (Haruka & Makoto)
Makoto: What comes to mind when I think about our memories in 3rd-year high school…?
Haruka: We have a lot of precious memories.
Makoto: That’s right. Ah, but what surprised me the most was when Haru and Rin went to Australia all of the sudden, I think. It caught you by surprise as well, didn’t it, Haru?
Haruka: Yeah…it was morning, and all of the sudden, Rin just showed up at my doorstep.
Makoto: Hehe, it’s very much like Rin to act like that. That’s right! Haru, the souvenir that I got from you, Ran and Ren still plays with it a lot. That plush toy of the Australian local mascot.
Haruka: I bought the plush toy at a shop we stopped by on our way back from the swimming pool Rin and I were at.
Makoto: I see… Were you the one who suggested entering the shop?
Haruka: …it’s not like I said I wanted to go there or something.
Makoto: Fufu, alright, alright. Did you also go somewhere else?
Haruka: There’s a big supermarket close to the hotel, and that’s where we got our lunch.
Makoto: Oh… it sounds like fun! But wouldn’t everything be written in English?
Haruka: Rin was there, so it worked out okay. There were lots of snacks and instant food, but they were all in big portions.
Makoto: That’s amazing, as I’d expect from overseas.
Haruka: Both Rin and I kept saying that Makoto and Nagisa would be so happy to be there.
Makoto: I see… hey, Haru, I’m not that big an eater~!
Haruka: but haven’t you been eating too much lately? Compared to before, your portions are…
Makoto: I-I get hungry when I study…! I keep up with my weight training, so I’m fine! Oh hey! Haru, you should study English, it’d be really helpful in the future…!
Haruka: I know how to say mackerel in English, so I’ll be fine.
Makoto: Eh~, just mackerel~~?
Haruka: As long as I have my mackerel.
(image courtesy of halffishharuka)
[Translation] Free!DF ep0/1 pre-release screening event announcements (Makoto and Haruka)
(audio file courtesy of heyfuturefeesh)
Makoto: Good morning everyone!
Haruka: Good morning.
Makoto: Thank you for coming to the screening event of Free! -Dive to the Future-! We will be guiding you through the “Kizuna no bu.” I’m Tachibana Makoto.
Haruka: Nanase Haruka.
Both: Thank you very much!
Makoto: Now, allow me to explain today’s program to you.
Haruka: First of all, we will show you a Makoto wake up prank I filmed with Ran and Ren.
Makoto: Whaat!? Isn’t that my family home video!?
Haruka: I didn’t expect a half-asleep Makoto to put a full nelson on me.
Makoto: That’s…I thought…. you were a pillow, so… anyway! First of all, we will be playing the Movie Free! -Timeless Medley- Kizuna. Then we will watch Free! -Dive to the Future- pre-release episode 0 together.
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Rin & Makoto SPECIAL TALK (from Free!DF DVD/BR Vol.1 booklet)
Images courtesy of heyfuturefeesh
Makoto: *calling*
Rin: Yo, what’s up, Makoto?
Makoto: Ah, Rin, sorry for calling out of the blue. Well, Haru and I both want to get a new phone, and we’re at the shop right now.
Rin: Okay.
Makoto: But it’s our first time using a smartphone, so we’re kinda lost… Rin, you said you changed your phone to a smartphone a while back, didn’t you?
Rin: Yeah.
Makoto: Like, something about how it has some new functions…?
Rin: Right, that thing that calculates time differences. When I’m back in Japan, it knows to switch to the right time zone, so it’s really useful.
Makoto: (Haru, the phone you’re fiddling with right now doesn’t have that function. You’ll need an app or something…)
Makoto: Rin, what other functions or apps would you add to your phone?
Rin: Apps, huh… I don’t really download them, but the one I use for running is convenient. It’s an app for monitoring your body conditions, and when you enter data such as your heart rate or weight, it’ll turn them into graphs that you can understand at a glance.
Makoto: I see, that sounds good, too.
Makoto: (Oh geez, Haru~! You shouldn’t download so many apps~!)
Rin: What’s going on?
Makoto: Haru just downloaded a bunch of mackerel apps to the smartphone on display at the shop…
Rin: Mackerel apps…?
Makoto: There’s “Go for it! Japan’s Champion in Mackerel Fishing,” and there’s “Mackerel Farming Story,” and also…
Rin: The hell are those games…
Makoto: Rin, say something to him too~!
Rin: …well, I guess that’s just Haru being Haru… Geez, tell him this: he’s an athlete, so if he doesn’t get greedy enough to master the newest gadgets, he’s never gonna win!
Makoto: (Haru…, Rin said, you’re an athlete so you should use the newest gadgets. Nooo! You’ve downloaded too many games. Don’t tell me to shut up…!)
Rin: Ahh… …that’s right, maybe Haru should get one of those waterproof models?
Makoto: (Haru, what do you think?)
Makoto: He asked if it’s made for use in water.
Rin: Use in water? I mean those that won’t be damaged even when you drop it in water.
Makoto: (That’s what he said, Haru. Huh? You want to use it underwater?)
Rin: If he wants to use his phone underwater, he’ll need a special case for that.
Makoto: I see…
Makoto: (Hmm, what? It’s annoying? Eeeh? What do you want then, Haru…?)
Rin: Makoto, maybe you two should just get the same smartphone model? Your last phones were the same model, and knowing Haru, he’s not gonna use it even if it’s a smartphone, right? It’s not like Haru ever answers the phone anyway.
Makoto: Ahaha… I guess you have a point.
Rin: Anyway, give me a call when you’re done getting your new phones. There are apps where we can all talk together.
Makoto: Ah, you mean conferencing apps, right!? Okay, let’s chat together with Haru next time, all three of us!
Rin: Yeah, looking forward to it!
Makoto: Well them, I’ll call you later. Thanks, Rin!
Rin: See ya, Makoto!
Makoto: (Ah, Haru! Did you download more games again…!? Geez, what’s this “Catch the Legendary Giant Mackarel”~~!?
Makoto: (End call)
Rin: (End call)
Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)
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OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.
I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES.
When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese
this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you
Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?
who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese
who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese
At this point, it has to be asked:
are any of the rabbit villagers/campers actually rabbits?!
Don’t forget.
Well, given that there are canon rumors that Tom Nook himself isn’t actually a tanuki:
can we even be sure that anyone in Animal Crossing is an animal at all?
They really were furries all along
THE WAY MAKOTO AND HARU LOOK AT EACH OTHER AFTER FITTING THEIR SUITS ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Haru is really not only Ikuya’s hero 💙💚
I need more makoharu😭💙💚‼
ALBERT IS CUTE THO
Keyblade master Makoto.
I didn't know I needed this until now.
Keyblade master Makoto.
I didn’t know I needed this until now.
Keyblade master Makoto.
I didn't know I needed this until now.
North Sydney Olympic swimming
Sometimes good posts are made by annoying people so I’ll help out
These are Safe Shorts. They were made by Sandra Seilz after someone attempted to rape her. If the fabric is torn, an alarm will be sounded.
This is the Rape-aXe, invented by a South African doctor by the name of Sonnet Ehlers. After interviewing a rape victim who wished she had teeth down there, she made this. If someone’s penis is inserted and pulled back out, the teeth will sink in, and can only be removed by a doctor.
The Killer Tampon (couldn’t find a site for it), made by retired anaesthetist Jaap Haumann. When penetration takes place, the sharp end will slice the offending appendage.
The Anti-Rape Belt (also couldn’t find a site), made by a group of Swedish teenagers led by Nadja Björk. It requires two hands to undo.
Anti-Rape Underwear/Bra (once again), as made by a group of Indian students. Will deliver an electric shock when met with unwanted advances, as well as sounding an alarm.
Undercover Colours. Made by 4 male undergraduates at North Carolina U, they change colours when in contact with chemicals or drugs that cause unconsciousness. Used in case you’re wary that your drink has been roofied.
These are just tools to help, but in addition to being mindful of your situations and staying safe, they can help when the worst happens.
Stay safe.
ok, those are all kind of awesome. i wish they weren’t needed, bit still…awesome solutions.
I feel more comfortable reblogging this version
RapeAxe has a gofund me up that barely has 700 dollars. I feel like the inventions that havent even been funded yet should be linked to the page you can support them at.
RapeAxe- website which links their gofundme
As of this reblog, Rape-aXe needs to raise $308,537. If you can’t help fund it, please reblog?
OMG okay I have to ask: 1. Where did those pics of Haru cheering on Makoto in an Iwatobi-chan sumo suit come from and is that going to be an actual episode? And 2. Do you know in where that scene is from with Haru saying "No one will notice how much you're crying when you're in the pool" because I have not seen this O.o
1) it is from episode 0 for season 3. It is unaired so we will have to wait for it to be on bluray/DVD later on. It was shown in cinema instead for select few who won the lottery.2) it is from Free! Take your marks movieI'm not sure how updated you are with free but since eternal summer there have been 4 movies- High speed! Free! Starting Days 2015- Free! Timeless medley - Bonds (kizuna) 2017- Free! Timeless medley - Promise (Yakusoku) 2017- Free! Take Your Marks 2017