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• melanie • 23 • she/her • english and spanish • bad quality posts

[girard]

[cheeseforsalvation]

[mwagneto]

losing my MIND

[dragelton]

[mwagneto]

[turnpikeghosts]

saw a sponsored post about knotting. this is the only website

[turnpikeghosts]

the only website

[turnpikeghosts]

staff approving this post

[major-jamie-hill-deactivated201]

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

[shez-bitchy]

he cheated. on his wife.

[outsidersmark]

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

fave things about this post:

the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut

calling any founding father a slut

the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS

that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing

Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210

210 slutty, slutty years

the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS

the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence

i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.

His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock

i barely know who alexander hamilton is

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2014

[multi-fandom-nutjob]

The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.

[bishonen]

[brunetteg1rl]

[successionshiv-deactivated20210]

"AITA? My (36M) girlfriend (22F)" YTA

[clover-patches]

[neotrances-deactivated]

nope not scrolling down any further im good

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

if anyones wondering it doesnt even show his cock

[neotrances-deactivated]

yeah i bet you checked just to make sure didn’t you tumblr user tony the tigers juicy armpit

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

no i checked because i wanted to see freddy's cock

[casperscareschool]

[shittymoviedetails]

In Frozen (2013), Anna sings about how she is so alone, despite having dozens of servants that work in the castle daily. This is because royalty don’t see staff as people, but more like a kind of mobile furniture. She would rather talk to paintings than to speak with Kai, her lifelong valet.

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[agusvedder]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

HOO!

thanks it worked

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

……you can go now

[russolaw]

[sylverlic]

HHRUGAHRRHUHAHAGHGHGHHH

[relelvance]

[beyonce-and-cheesecake]

This made me lol and I'm not proud of it

[relelvance]

Why

[ovur]

Nobody owes you an explanation

[relelvance]

Okay sorry

[ovur]

Don't let it happen again

[historyofrobots]

The PR after the Meghan and Harry interview has been pretty desperate and transparent but I am LOSING it over this headline, what a gift

[history-of-royals-by-sophia]

The reactions. I can’t stop laughing.

[evenstarsinthesky]

[autisticexpression]

Lost it at the rock’s tweet

[tsukinoinaba]

I’m not sure which is funnier. Stanley Tucci saying that Ryan Reynolds is a sexier bald man than Prince William when he has a full head of hair, or Stanley Tucci saying that TILDA SWINTON is a sexier bald man than Prince William.

[athena1138]

He’s correct

[urnot-safehere]

[leavesfromthevine24]