Sad little 'tato

Hey I'm Miku, and this is my blog, feel free to stay if you like anime, cartoons, and video games. But if you wanna leave thats fine.

[kyatra]

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

[kyatra]

HASHTAG STUPID HASHTAG IDIOT HASHTAG DUMBASS ?!?!!?

[vzm]

after touching spicy foods immediately touch your eyes, penis, and vagina

[rimonoroni]

“i’m not the same as who i was before [x] thing happened to me” does it help to know that you would not have stayed that person regardless

[rimonoroni]

added a graphic to elaborate on the specifics of what i’m trying to say.

basically, everybody changes all the time for all sorts of reasons. don’t let the myth of static selfhood trick you into thinking you’re unworthy. the only way to go is forward, which would be the case no matter what, and that’s okay.

[16tinyfrogs]

on watching a parent age

i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

[theriu]

OP, this is genuinely a masterpiece, three poems in one, moving and well crafted. Please tell me you have submitted it to at least some poetry contests, and if not, please do so.

[pocketss]

widehead

[pocket-deer-belly]

did you know you can reblog a post without adding things to it

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[pocket-deer-belly]

Ok this one’s allowed cause its freakyyyyyyy

[parkchanwoohoo]

A lot of people on Tik Tok have migrated over to the Chinese app RedNote, and the Chinese users are so fucking funny about it. I saw one comment that was like "Welcome, I was the Chinese citizen assigned to spy on your data, I missed you"

[yekkes]

Big fan of this, too

[bone-cement-huffer]

my favorite part

[soapydoll]

I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance

[kindlingnorah]

[happiest]

can I stay in bed until 2025

[jdididydog]

Wake up bitch

[whereserpentswalk]

Love how this website will have conversations with the long dead.

[airframeextender]

you know what really gets my goat?

[aglaja-deactivated20131222]

el chupacabra

[anonaboo]

I’m sorry!? What?!

[lindseyanna]

[azzandra]

Whoa, chupacabra’s a millennial?

[rudjedet]

downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

followed by

is such a funny sequence

[wine-dark-sea]

i find most people who haven't seen it in person don't know that cairo is RIGHT THERE

[teaboot]

I loved these perspectives so I took some of my own when I was in Cairo and yeah, they're literally just. Right there. Pass em on your way to work, nbd

[ophilosoraptoro]

No, y'all don't even understand.

There is literally a Pizza Hut across the street from the pyramids.

[rudjedet]

That Pizza Hut among other things is why Egyptologists laugh their asses off when we see another piece of media where the protagonists get "lost in the desert near the pyramids", because it's like... just turn around my dudes you're only a seven min walk away from the nearest fastfood shop

[interstellar-lamb-deactivated20]

Yall don't know how much I adore all of this

[orangejulii]

Don't leave this in the tags

[fallhound]

What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun

[fallhound]

fuming at the Big Tranny stealing my posts and already raking in the profits hand over fist

[tenaciouszombiearcher]

Knowledge is empowering

[fluffmugger]

you can literally get gender changers for like $3

[pkducklett]

And yes, that's literally what they're called.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you got a gender changer for like $3

[oldshowbiz]

Mad Magazine

[briarrolfe]

P…PANSY SPEECH BUBBLE?!??!???????????? I need to reconsider my entire artistic practice. I have so much to learn

[void-enthusiasts]

why must it always be 'peppering'. why can't i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/2 teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses

[todayiwrotenothing]

Yeah why can't I cumin my lover

[mrscancelled-1]

[roconize]

Bad Content #31

[strawberry-crocodile]

I just wanna say the original is like a thousand times funnier than all the edgy sex joke versions. Some of us are just autistic about reptile phylogeny, bitch.