Mizeress

[mizeress]

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[isthistaken72]

“Everyone’s dead wife is a Kandra”

Me and my friend discussing a Mistborn theory about Mare being alive, which we jointly added to by saying that she was the same Kandra as Paalm, and therefore by this logic, all dead wives in the cosmere are the same Kandra, making Evi the roshar Kandra.

(We are so smart guys we figured it out)

[incorrect-quotes-of-the-cosmere]

Wayne: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?  Wax: Please don’t get arrested.  Wayne: No promises! <3  MeLaan: Why not both? Get creative!  Wayne: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.  Wax: Please don’t encourage him, MeLaan.

[mizeress]

Still playing with the concept of thresholding pencil sketches for cool effects, here is what I came up with for @let-me-free-them!

[mizeress]

Alternate names for Mistborn Era 2 books:

The Alloy of Law Weird Mustache Man

Shadows of Self Lessie!!!!!!!

The Bands of Mourning Waxillium Ladrian and the Temple of Doom

The Lost Metal Allomancer Jak Wayne

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Alternate names for Mistborn Era 1 books:

The Final Empire Holy Shit It Is Raining Hard

The Well of Ascension I Fucking Hate Zane Thunder Rumbling Ominously In The Distance

The Hero of Ages Lightning Aggressively Striking You Sixteen Times Over

Secret History I Sure Hope You Liked Kelsier Gay Divorce

[mizeress]

Alternate names for Stormlight Era 1 Books:

The Way of Kings Kaladin has a bad time

Words of Radiance Kaladin, buddy?

Oathbringer Okay it has to be- nope. Still bad.

Rhythm of War Is he? Yep. He is.

Wind and Truth Okay, I think I got it now. Well, that was unexpected.

[mizeress]

Alternate names for Mistborn Era 2 books:

The Alloy of Law Weird Mustache Man

Shadows of Self Lessie!!!!!!!

The Bands of Mourning Waxillium Ladrian and the Temple of Doom

The Lost Metal Allomancer Jak Wayne

[mysticotta]

Can I submit Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss as an alternate Shadows of Self title?

[mizeress]

Alternate names for Mistborn Era 2 books:

The Alloy of Law Weird Mustache Man

Shadows of Self Lessie!!!!!!! Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss

The Bands of Mourning Waxillium Ladrian and the Temple of Doom

The Lost Metal Allomancer Jak Wayne

[mizeress]

Alternate names for Mistborn Era 2 books:

The Alloy of Law Weird Mustache Man

Shadows of Self Lessie!!!!!!!

The Bands of Mourning Waxillium Ladrian and the Temple of Doom

The Lost Metal Allomancer Jak Wayne

[mizeress]

@1kit and @silverstar5000 have finished their submissions for their fight over Invention! Now, it's up to you to decide!

Who wins?

Submission 1

Submission 2

Voting ended onJul 16

See the submissions below!

Sumbission 1

Submission 2

[jennydolfen]

Wax and Wayne, everybody.

[mizeress]

Invention Contest!!

@1kit and @silverstar5000 have agreed on an Art Competition over the Shard of Invention! The event will begin today, July 5th (12 am UTC), and end by the week on July 11th! After that date, a poll will be opened to judge the winner!

The Theme will be:

Do with that as you will! Be creative! Invent...

[1kit]

Where should I submit it?

[mizeress]

You could just dm it to me, and I can make the poll once I have both. Does that work?

[mizeress]

@silverstar5000, do you have a submission ready?

[incorrect-quotes-of-the-cosmere]

Wayne, texting Wax: I’m a theif Wax: Thief.  Wayne: Theif Wax: I before E except after C.  Wayne: Thceif Wax: NO

[mizeress]

Invention Contest!!

@1kit and @silverstar5000 have agreed on an Art Competition over the Shard of Invention! The event will begin today, July 5th (12 am UTC), and end by the week on July 11th! After that date, a poll will be opened to judge the winner!

The Theme will be:

Do with that as you will! Be creative! Invent...

[1kit]

Where should I submit it?

[mizeress]

You could just dm it to me, and I can make the poll once I have both. Does that work?

[mizeress]

Is the date of the Shattering decided?

I've not worked anything out yet. We could call it July 19th or something. I'm open to recommendations, though. Doubly so if you can tell me what's actually going to happen on whatever date we decide...

[burrbeast]

Uhh what are we doing? Good question

[mightymo63]

I have a hammer

[1kit]

I can bring Biomancy

Or a bunch of knives and a hatchet.

[mizeress]

Are we proposing everyone just go shatter something for fun? Y'know... that doesn't sound half bad...

International Shattering Day! Every year, you just break a bunch of stuff to celebrate the Shattering!

[mizeress]

Invention Contest!!

@1kit and @silverstar5000 have agreed on an Art Competition over the Shard of Invention! The event will begin today, July 5th (12 am UTC), and end by the week on July 11th! After that date, a poll will be opened to judge the winner!

The Theme will be:

Do with that as you will! Be creative! Invent...

[a-field-of-thistles]

I need to get on this....

I have so many ideas

[a-field-of-thistles]

guys I'm almost done

[1kit]

Is that legal? Would it be entered into the contest?

[a-field-of-thistles]

wait wait no I am severely mistaken please disregard all my words ToTT

I thought this was a general cosmerblr wide competition

[1kit]

No need to be sorry, and I would like to see what you’ve done

[mizeress]

^ I second that

@a-field-of-thistles

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You've been turned into a mythical creature, spin the wheel to see which one!

Are you happy with it?

^^^^^^

https://wheelofnames.com/5k9-xsu

Are you happy with it?

yes!! I love it

yes!

It's okay I guess

no

NO.

results/other

Voting ended onJul 14

(if you don't consider some of these mythical creatures please don't come for me)

[mizeress]

Crippling saffron debt is excellent idea!

Does anyone know any spice-focused loan sharks? The kind willing to give me a large loan for saffron, no questions asked?

[mizeress]

Have you heard of this revolutionary new ability to spend money? it's called: buying 75 kg of saffron

I do not possess that ability. One needs money to be able to spend it. Unless I take out a saffron loan...