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carbomcoco

I am utterly captivated by this video series that Taryn Delanie and friends have been making on TikTok

carbomcoco

PEGGY write this down

LET THE RECORD SHOW:

I'm doin better than my connivin',

CAHOOTIN

wife.

SCRATCH THAT.

EX-wife.

Ya hear that, toots?

EX.

Voting ended onAug 8, 2024

feriowind

ready to draw 109847325 more drawings of grace in skirts

#OOOOH #i dont go here #but #art i like

all-vampires-are-gay

Every glasses-related poll honestly needs to be separated into diopter ranges like wrestling weight classes bc every timeeeeee these +1.25 bitches are in the notes like "OMG why would you wear glasses in the shower!! why would you wear glasses having sex!!" because without them i am functionally blind. you may as well turn the lights off at that point bc i am feeling my way to the pussy like Velma. those are my eyes, bitch

boybeetles

Sie transvestigaten meinen ikea hotdog…

mizi-exclaimed

Me sweepstakes: ill be arriving at ONE unlucky mutuals house tonight. Prepare.

mizi-exclaimed

I dont think you fuckers are taking me seriously

mizi-exclaimed

And non-fuckers. Lotta ace mutuals. Loooooootta ace mutuals. Im big with the ace community dont fact check that. Youll be sorely disappointed when you realize im RIGHT.

mizi-exclaimed

Me sweepstakes: ill be arriving at ONE unlucky mutuals house tonight. Prepare.

mizi-exclaimed

I dont think you fuckers are taking me seriously

amazoogle

tuesday status?

cognitohazardous

yup. its tuesday 👍

amazoogle

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

kat

i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible.

anyway, as if this wasn't heavy-handed enough, at one point british comedian greg davies appeared and explained that angrypennies couldn't be worth feeling angry all the time. this was a real revelation to dream-me and i was finally able to break free of the angrypenny grind and allow myself to experience emotions other than anger.

kat

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

the-clapping-smiling-pig

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

Me sweepstakes: ill be arriving at ONE unlucky mutuals house tonight. Prepare.

bonivers

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

saphnn

probably not, I mean ,, who would want anything from me ...

chainmail-butch

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you