Tellay

This shit ain't nothin to me man

[medievaljournalist]

recently teens have started smoking something called "blademaster's ennui"

[papayajuan2019]

i love when ugly things are also erotic. that's how all of this started

[warcrimesimulator]

Sex is so funny. I refuse to believe that is real.

[warcrimesimulator]

Nobody has ever done it

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

do you like my devices

[orionthebirdguy]

this came to me in a dream

[treasuredplanet]

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

[heyniceworkasshole]

[baffledbirdbandit]

Bruh I hate when you can feel the pill in your throat even if you've taken it 😪

[dogpuppy]

[zmpl]

being normal compilation

[inamindfarfaraway]

Shoutout to the maned wolf, which is technically neither wolf nor fox but has its own genus called Chrysocyon! Why -

why are your legs so long?

I mean, intellectually, I understand that it’s because you live in grasslands and have evolved to be able to see over the grass, but emotionally… why? Are they?? Like that??? Surely there was a way to make your body more cohesive and proportional-looking?

[horseonketamine]

i will never shut up about maned wolves

just look at it

look at this

one of the animals for sure

wretched beast

[whatacartouchebag]

If it’s neither wolf nor fox, then it’s cat software running on giraffe hardware.

[what-a-bastard]

I think y'all should know that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog which looks like this.

[wuekka]

I was not ready for corgi-bear.

[bunjywunjy]

you're definitely not ready for the maned wolf Front Angle then

[creatures-in-posts]

Confirmed creature post

[bodyofdeath]

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

[badassdemonsword]

[squeakitties]

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

[giant-isopod-overlord]

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[squeakitties]

I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare