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Just sitting around the house thinking about making a Mr. Darcy meme where the punchline is somehow “roses are red, violets are blue, IN VAIN HAVE I STRUGGLED. IT WILL NOT DO”

taciturn-nerd

OP I don't know if this is what you had in mind but I put this together.

firawren

I did it, you guys

rylandsgrace

#Merry crisis

#merry crisis

marlinspirkhall

So, I ventured outside and someone... made a sexy snowman?

marlinspirkhall

THEY CENSORED HIM???

marlinspirkhall

It's not a crime for a snowman to have a little cake

toomanyfeelings

You can be depressed and not feel sad or blue. Depression can also be a haze of sleepiness, distractedness/obsessiveness cycles, and a twinge of irritability that can be hard to recognize because you might already be a “fiery” person. It can feel like a lazy Sunday that keeps imposing itself for weeks or months.

chronicallyquirky-blog

Can we just… I’ll leave this here.

itsallblogtome

and also a numbness. Not necessarily sad but no emotions whatsoever - just flat. Nothing is exciting, I can’t be bothered to be angry, nothing really even gets me to laugh. It’s all just “meh”.

rajamie

how-lemon

How I feel like everytime when I post some art

llamagoddessofficial

thank

redgoldsparks

hunny-bxscuit

*sobs incoherently*

gingerbreadandcinnamon

Someone added it!!!! Thank you!!!!!

redgoldsparks

<3 <3 <3

theprofessional-amateur

Recently on Unhelpful File Labels in the Archives:

On-Going Project. Folders were empty.

Well Written Articles, 1999. There were no articles in this folder. There were a lot of budget reports though.

Stuff. You are killing me smalls.

Section 569-055 Knowingly burning or exploding. This was just papers shoved between files, I have a lot of questions and zero answers.

theprofessional-amateur

Some previous “winners”

Miscellaneous Old Stuff. *long sigh*

Other Idiocy. Honestly, this one was fitting.

(R) Man Claws. I have so many questions. Like, SO many

Keep for historical reasons. Neat.

Unprocessed Internal Provenance. Or how I answer the question “so what brings you to therapy?”

theprofessional-amateur

•••Possibilities for 2005••• you can really feel the optimism, which almost makes up for the pile of nonsense

theprofessional-amateur

Dogs Against Drugs. Ok McGruff.

theprofessional-amateur

The Lawsuit. Because in a series of legal files for an org over 100 years old, I am sure there is only one.

theprofessional-amateur

Other Crazy. Not to be confused with “other idiocy” which is already in this thread.

historicity-was-already-taken

Okay but “Unprocessed Internal Provenance” is legit chilling.

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

Mario - Orangutan

akindplace

joyfulsmolthings

#fuck yes i am

onlytiktoks

unashamedly-enthusiastic

hapalopus

It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

breelandwalker

Also impressive how quickly and thoroughly people who previously loved his work have disowned it, stopped buying it, and stopped discussing it.

Wish Rowling's fans would do the same.

hapalopus

^^^

important-animal-images

satan-offical

Me: can I have a turn on the hedge now?

Hedgehog: no

kvothes

went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’

and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL