[mkv96]

uno when they say a doctor is the worst patient, they are WRONG. It’s an elderly indian mother in law

[mkv96]

i s2g this woman is srsly testing my patience. if in the future she says she’s not better after her op then i’m gonna scream so so bad

[bintro]

is anyone else their father’s female son

[mkv96]

uno when they say a doctor is the worst patient, they are WRONG. It’s an elderly indian mother in law

[mkv96]

fuuuuuuuuuckin hell man

[escuerzoresucitado]

[free-my-mindd]

Forgive yourself

[doppelgangerism]

………… love u siken

[kosmogrl]

being so angry that you start crying is on the top 10 for most embarrassing things that can happen to a girl

[laeffy]

Every time I get groceries I’m always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he said “imagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and said ‘actually this is a bit more than what I owe you’”

[laeffy]

How are some of y’all missing the point so bad. “Shop at aldi instead” “make your own food” “don’t buy brand name” “don’t buy unhealthy processed food” It’s not about the box of cookies. This is about how minimum wage pays peanuts and has stagnated for 12 years while the cost of living keeps growing. No one wants your financial advice about how to survive on beans and rice and frozen veggies. The smartest grocery list in the world is not gonna help you budget your way out of poverty. Please get a grip for the love of god

[disgustinggf]

[dapperprincess]

This is so funny to me

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[highonoverthinking]

[hoodart-deactivated20231229]

it’s a nice feeling when you find out later you made the right decision

[simply-a-dream]

“are you okay?” No, I want a kiss.

[longseasons]

[elljayvee]

when I was in college in the 1990s I took a document design course and we had to go talk to an archivist at the university library

the library had a single page from a gutenberg bible (the bible had been damaged by fire and the remaining undamaged pieces cut apart and sold) and a CD sitting next to each other

we looked at the bible page, marveling at this 500+ year old page with its neatly set type, carefully kept under a sheet of glass to protect it

and then she held up the CD and pointed out that in 500 years, if a CD could even last that long, it was unlikely we'd possess the technology to read it

and we all got very quiet and look at the book page for a long time

and is evidenced by the fact I'm telling you about this almost 30 years later, I have never forgotten that blank-looking shiny piece of plastic sitting next to a beautiful, ancient piece of paper that someone pressed words into with a machine and left for me to read, hundreds of years before I was born.

[nohoperadio]

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

[probuccalfat]

50 cent was lowkey the most important man in my household growing up like it went 50 cent then jesus christ

[probuccalfat]

i vividly remember my parents arguing once and my mom yelled “you’re not even half the man 50 is” then my dad slammed a door and left. these people raised me