mleko

it/its raccoon thing | she/her ferret - 24

[glintblade]

nun pussy probably isn't even that good

[glintblade]

[cpericardium]

happy pride

[swagophile]

yandere gf: yeah you shouldnt like see anyone else idk. like idk. you should just like be mine and whatever but its like fine. i mean i just think were really compatible. like its fine

tsundere gf: ok i mean i guess thats fine. like sure. whatever. im not like that crazy about you. like whatever. i guess i can make that work. even if youre kind of annoying sometimes

yandere gf: [digging her nails into her palm] yeah that sounds fine with me

[beefcliff]

a little comic about connection

send me an ask or support me w/ merch

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[cadet-abysmal]

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

thats right

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[nekomimidusteon]

if at first you don't succeed have you tried making really sad meows until she takes pity on you

[scoutsmoocrew]

What if a lactating person is locked in a room with a dog indefinitely? Should they let the dog starve?

Who are you people?!

[scoutsmoocrew]

What if a lactating person is locked in a room with a dog indefinitely? Should they let the dog starve?

Who are you people?!

[scoutsmoocrew]

What if a lactating person is locked in a room with a dog indefinitely? Should they let the dog starve?

Who are you people?!

[neurotypical-karen]

Magic sword inscribed with the runes “EVERY PIECE OF TRASH YOU LEAVE IN A PUBLIC PLACE WILL BE WEIGHED ALONGSIDE YOUR SOUL ON THE SCALES OF PARADISE”

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

[dark-angels666]

[gondorrevealparty]

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

[call-droid]

norwest Passage perfec t route for put ship in to s/ail! inside very short and safe ship sail quickly put ship in Northwest Passage. Put Ship In Northwest Passage. no problems ever in norrwes pasaage because good Short and Direct route for freighter weak of big heavy cargo. Anorwest Passage yes a place for a ship put ship in northwest passage can trust passage for giving good route to ship. friend passage

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

[cpericardium]