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[mmaasoon]

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BARBIE: Yeah, you a fun sucker

MASON: i guess you could say that

[noahuriz]

“uhhh…did you say something?” noah looked up from the book he was buried in. this was typical to find the young male, nose buried in a book or furiously scribbling as he attempted to catch up in the industry. “it’s a good book, i highly suggest it.” 

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“No, sorry, I was just playing my music a little too loud.” Mason quickly lowered the volume of his tunes, glancing over at the other male. “What book is it? I don’t read much, but it’s never too late to start.”

[mmaasoon]

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BARBIE: you just... suck the fun out of everything, don't you?

MASON: i'm just being honest and realistic

[mmaasoon]

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BARBIE: you obviously don't know the fucking meaning of black friday. it's the day of the year everyone rushes out to buy the shit they WANT but can't AFFORD and all their christmas gifts they slept on buying. c'mon, boy. you have this in england too, don't you??

BARBIE: dios mio. please tell me you're not gonna fuck up cyber monday too.

MASON: that may have started out being that way- but it sure isn't anymore. you now have people being forced to work on thanksgiving because people can't wait one more damn day

MASON: i've been shopping enough to know that there sales out and about BESIDES on black friday. it's literally just a day people use so people will murder each other for. no...we really don't. we don't have people literally trampling over each other for stuff

MASON: how would i 'ruin' cyber monday?? get cheap stuff without having to kill anyone? it sounds lovely

[mmaasoon]

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ALISTAIR: you actually went outside today???

ALISTAIR: bitch that is what amazon and assistants are for

MASON: i know it's shocking, right?

MASON: i'm not going to send my assistants out in the stampede! that's cruel!

[mmaasoon]

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CARMEN: amateur.

CARMEN: you have to be sneaky and small like me to rly get in there, loser.

MASON: i can't help my size!

MASON: i'm never go back again- fuck black friday shopping i'll stick w/ cyber mondays

[mmaasoon]

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BARBIE: boy bye. ain't no one out on black friday for useless items. they out there because everything's cheap as fuck and they want to start christmas shopping.

MASON: you're telling me there isn't a single person out there shopping for something useless because it's cheap?

MASON: clearly you don't understand your own fellow Americans then

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BARBIE: lol why the fuck did you even go out. you're lucky that's all you got knocked over for instead of like, your soul.

MASON: i wanted to see what the bloody hype was all about

MASON: americans and the shit they do for useless items...

[mmaasoon]

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MASON: this was my first time black friday shopping and it was a horrid mistake

MASON: i got shoved down for a mixing bowl?????

MASON: i didn't even want the bloody thing!

[bvrbies-blog1]

| ◤° [ ‘ OKAY, I MAY just be that bitch, but did anyone else snatch the menu when they were walking past the hostess desk, because…. who the fuck is paying fifteen dollars for a kids meal size bowl of salad on some low ass couches in a place that can’t even turn their lights all the way on? what the fuck? a whole box of kale at the grocery store ain’t even fifteen dollars. i cannot. ’

[mmaasoon]

“You know, I couldn’t agree more. Why would I pay that much money for something I can literally just rip out of my garden for free? It’s ridiculous. It’s pure robbery!” The male sighed, rubbing his forehead. “Lord only know how expensive the other shit will be.”

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cvrmns:

     bony limbs slicing into the air around her, carmen’s arms crossed over her chest in unnecessary defense. ‘ everything is fine, i just… well he went a little wild with the alcohol before we even left the house, y’know? ’

mason slowly nodded along to everything the woman was saying. now it all started to make sense. “right-yeah, i do get it. uhm, do you want me to help you look for him? and y’know, see if he’s alright?”

[cvrmns]

        ‘ i’m sorry to bother you, ’ it had been years since carmen had gone to a party of any kind COMPLETELY sober. she felt jarred and disjointed, as if everyone else was moving on a different wavelength; too fast and fueled by something that she was lacking. but worry clouded all of that in a dark grey, her fears for what might happen to her currently absent boyfriend playing on repeat in her mind’s eye. ‘ have you seen killian? we need to get a photo taken. ’ she lied, knowing full well that he was building up to an explosive crescendo that could ruin what little progress they’d made.  

[mmaasoon]

“you’re not bothering me.” mason reassured the woman, eyes coming up from what he had originally be working on. he spent a moment studying her features, noticing the off putting look in her eyes. “uhm, sorry, no. i haven’t see him.” he looked at her again, tilting his head. “is everything alright?”

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fvckelysia:

| ◤° [ ‘ WHAT? YOU MEAN you aren’t obsessed with me and know my every move? i’m shocked and stunned, mason. and a little hurt. sincerely hurt. ’

“i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but no, i do not stalk your every move. i know it’s heartbreaking, but i swear you’ll get through it.”

[adrianaftw-blog]

     it was a sight to see. laptop open, adriana used one free hand to continuously refresh the amas website while she used her other hand to type away emails on her phone. her ipad joined her pile of electronics, softly playing an audiobook that she was only half-listening to as her untouched food grew cold on the table. she was good at multi-tasking but even she couldn’t grow a third arm to work and eat. finally with a grown, the petite woman set her phone aside as shoveled a few fries down quickly.

          ‘ thank god, i don’t have to deal with a diet for the show. ’

[mmaasoon]

“it seems like you have quite the armful of work going on right now...” mason commented, raising an eyebrow as he watched the female, trying to hold back a smile. “do you by chance, need help with anything? you seem to have quite a lot surrounding you.”

[mmaasoon]

keebaisms:

“ yeah sure it sounds suspicious if you say it like that but if it’s not like a shit ton of blood i don’t know why they’d question it. ”

“it’s not a shit done, but it’s not a little drop either. my forehead beld quite a bit for just a little bump on the night stand.”

[mmaasoon]

alcxvndcrs:

| ◤° [ ‘ MAYBE YOU NEED  a nurse at home to make sure your clumsy ass doesn’t do major damage. or like, life alert or whatever. ’ 

“maybe that’s exactly what i need. i’m always falling and shit, i could use all the help i could get.”