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[raisinchallah]

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

i used to have no hope for the future but now i'm thinking. i want rich people food. i want rare sirloin steak. i've never had sirloin steak in my life. i think i want to try it before i die.

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

i want to get some tattoos. i want to learn how to play drums. i want to go back to the ocean. i want to land a heelflip. i want to benchpress with big plates.

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

it crept up on me but i want i want i want i want to live. i want to live

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

do you understand? i am living this life for the first time. nobody has seen the world through my eyes. i am alive. i want to feel the dry warmth of the sun in my bones. i want to breathe, again and again and again. maybe even forever.

do you understand? this world is a disgusting place forsaken by the one above and yet. it is beautiful. i want to live.

[courtesycalling]

[flying-potato2]

[cupcakeshed]

Wait what the fuck

[3000s]

my apologies mr mama

[3000s]

[redstonedust]

as i slowly try to get over my arachnophobia i must confess i always thought it was silly when people told me "don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them!" like okay first of all i'm not even sure if thats true, most house spiders seem like they're kinda minding their own business while i am demonstrably freaking out. second of all if it IS true then it doesnt even change how scared i am. like great now we're both scared. i'm scared, the spiders scared, everythings fucked. lets just burn the house down hand in unlovable hand (and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand.)

[omtai]

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

[gean-grey-blog]

One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.

I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried

And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.

"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"

I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"

Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

[anxeious]

[klapollo]

we are mere weeks away from grandpa suing the pants off of Santa

[klapollo]

you’re absolutely right

[waterandsilver]

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

[waterandsilver]

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

[guerrillatech]

[revelware]

[vampirecatprince]

[hitboxesonstockimages]

Allow me to give you a gift this holiday season. If you’re like, under 30, next time you hear Charlie Brown come up in conversation around someone 40 or older, pipe up and say with a totally straight face, “Who’s Charlie Brown?” Then watch your older coworker or whoever get yugioh mind crushed before your very eyes instantly. Happy Holidays.

[dapperprincess]

whats yugioh?

[hitboxesonstockimages]

Listen, you

[southern--downpour]

crazy difference btw

[pokeballvictim]

Surely if I destroy my sense of self and become a vessel for the desires of others I'll become worthy of love right. That's how it works right

[super-ion]

Hey man, I saw your living weapon staring at its reflection. You might wanna get that looked at

[nonbinary-bosmer]

Yeah, your emotionless tool of destruction is beginning to develop a sense of self. Probably nothing to worry ‘bout though

[ketanuii]

studies from il conformista, 1970