HEY ASSBUTT

hey my name's miki. i'm 19 i like homestuck, gravity falls, supernatural and doctor who. i like talking to people! also i draw sometimes when i feel like it. nothing much to say about me, so if you have any questions, feel free to ask me! art tag

[georgecuntstanza-deactivated202]

I love seeing carefree fat girls enjoying themselves

[aestheticlovers]

You could say “big” or “thick” girls and not fat

[georgecuntstanza-deactivated202]

Anyway like I said I love seeing carefree fat girls enjoying themselves

[xjessr]

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS: Being a ride or die means staying by a man’s side whether he has $500 or $5. Not when he cheats 10 times and you stay.

[taraljc]

“Ride or Die” also means that if he ever hits you, he dies, and you call your bff for a ride.

[firebirdeternal]

Loyalty through hardship is one thing, loyalty through cruelty is another. 

[theproblematicblogger]

[bulbiedorf]

How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King*

How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people

[abcoconut]

Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of hyberbolic sarcasm, there is exactly 0% sarcasm or hyperbole in this post.

[hecallsmebelovedx-deactivated20]

to the men that were used by a broken women i’m sorry. to the men that were faithful to a women that wounded them emotionally i’m sorry. to the men that have been sexually abused by the women they love and trusted i’m sorry. to the men that have been physically abused and mentally abused, i’m so sorry. you deserved better and you aren’t less of a man. i hope you find peace.

[kennyy-b-deactivated20210321]

Thank you for this 😩 🙏🏾

[redimire]

[immaplatypus]

oh, hello there new follower! very nice to meet you

??? okay that’s weird, and they followed one after the other. maybe the same person has two viking blogs? but why would a viking blog be following m–

w h a t

[immaplatypus]

OKAY WHAT THE HECK I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS SIMPLE ASK GOT SO MANY NOTES AND THEN

THERE ARE MORE

W H Y  A R E  T H E R E  M O R E

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Are these the new porn bots? Viking Bots?

[officialearthbound-deactivated2]

GIMMIE THE VIKING BOTS

[youtubeandsatan]

reblog in 15 seconds or you will never be followed by a blessed viking bot

[itsthesinbin]

Anyway if you’re gonna make fun of fat men for wearing speedoes/swim suits/ect but defend fat women who are being made fun of for wearing swim suits/bikinis you don’t actually care about fat people lmao.

You either make fun of all of it or defend all of it. You can’t pick and choose.

Fat boys/men deserve the same fucking respect as fat girls/women.

[itsthesinbin]

anyway this barely got any notes so im reblogging it again bc its important to me

[anonymokey]

I fucking love this show

[miss-sweets]

I’m crying

[memewhore]

[half-ace]

chaotic neutral

[parakeet]

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed

[mesopelagic]

if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

excuse me

[theonlyleftydesk]

The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers

[anosognosic]

holy shit

the homologues of the (human) knee and elbow on a horse are at the level of the ribcage. the “knees” in the middle of the legs are homologous to wrists on the front and heels on the back. anything below that is hand/foot.

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I understood most of that but the diagram for me is what makes me never want to look at a horse again

[combeauferre]

arabian horses have been bred so badly that they have breathing problems because of the shape of their face

[stormerskies]

This is how horses are built compared to a human

[borntomezmer-deactivated2021011]

I wish Tumblr would stop telling me things about horses

[catboy-jim]

centaurs are real and they look like that last photo

[rosalarian]

Just when I thought I was finally getting the hang of horses, I find out I know nothing.

[just-a-smalltown-guy]

so someone said horses legs are like fingers and I drew this

isn’t art wonderful?

[rebloging to my art blog]

[purified-zone]

horses are horrorterrors

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[ink-phoenix]

THE PUREST THING

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[jenndoesnotcare]

I just left my husband alone with our two children for sixteen days. I was not worried about anything regarding the house, their food, or their wellbeing. I put all the appointments in the family calendar and my husband checked it and kept them. I literally did not worry about them. I missed them, and I was sad that they missed me, but I didn’t worry about them AT ALL. I need to impress upon you all that I missed their company, but was not worried for their welfare.

I also did no meal prep. I don’t even think I went shopping right before I left.

This is not about apples and oranges. This isn’t even about my husband. This is about the fact that this is apparently WEIRD.

Another mum at my daughter’s school is leaving for ten days. She’s taking her youngest (who is a very small baby) and leaving her husband with their two girls. She has been cooking for days preparing freezer meals. She’s panicking and deputizing her six year old to remind him how to make school lunches. AND I AM APPALLED.

A) He is definitely not helpless. (He’s a doctor or something.) What gendered bullshit. B) THAT LITTLE GIRL IS NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR HER AND HER SISTER’S WELLBEING. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. C) Why is she married to this person and creating children with him if he’s this big of an idiot?

While she was laughingly recounting this, the other mums were nodding and smiling sympathetically, like oh yes, I too have my caveman at home!! Such managing required! I was the only one who was like “Dude, he’ll be fine. Literally. He will be fine.” I said it a lot. She was not convinced. She kept bringing up her older daughter. She’ll be like a little mum!

NO.

NO NO NO NO.

NO.

Straight women, don’t do this shit. It’s gross. Don’t infantilize your husbands and then expect your daughters to pick up the slack. So fucking gross. So. So. GROSS.

[fozmeadows]

The fact that so many adults think a six year old girl is more capable of learning and performing basic domestic tasks than a grown-ass man says it all, really. 

[parentheticalaside]

This stuff is so toxic and awful. I told a car full of women one time that I refused to be in another relationship until I met a man who was capable of making his own doctors’ appointments and washing the dishes. They told me I was going to die alone.

Fuck this shit. Don’t enable men’s incompetence and label it cute.

[blue72feather]

Cloudstuck anyone?

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]