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If you're steal taking dragon age suggestions, blackwall with a long braid? Not too long but like, generic movie prince charming long.

Cole did it for him

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I romanced him in my last play through and like…i love him.

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Tumblr would enjoy this I thought

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I love reading how my video of my dogs cured people’s depression. They’re so wholesome.

anybodyandsomebody

Dog 1: Mesmerized, pure, wholesome

Dog 2: Absolute madman

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I’ve watched this 5 times and each time is better than the last

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What kind of noise is that??

probablybard

Steal Her Look (Bard Edition)

Puffy Shirt: $856.75

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Couture Boots: $9,670.47

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Trashy Short Shorts: $2

errorschacha

Don’t talk shit about people’s teeth. Seriously.

Speaking as a major dental hygiene enthusiast…

Great-looking teeth come from two things: luck and money (which is also a function of luck).

Dental procedures tend to be very, very expensive, and are almost never covered by insurance.

Healthy teeth aren’t necessarily big, straight or bright white. Depending on what someone’s natural teeth are like, achieving that look may require a significant downgrade in their dental health; unnecessary crowns and veneers cause damage.

Do not underestimate genetics’ role in determining teeth’s appearance, or how prone teeth are to problems. Genes and early development, i.e. things people get zero control over, can outweigh all else.

A wide range of chronic conditions impact oral health and teeth’s appearance, too, and may contraindicate various types of work or raise procedures’ cost even more.

Finally, for many people and many reasons, celebrity-looking teeth just aren’t a priority (even when they’re attainable; some people might want, y’know, a new car instead).

Regardless, don’t be an asshole. Not even very attractive teeth look good on those.

honeysuze

I’ve NEVER seen a post like this and I’m thrilled TBH because I’m very insecure about my teeth and there is literally one reason they are not nice and that is money so I’m literally down for teeth positivity

glitterghosts

Misfits: Season 1 Episode 1 (2009)

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badfoodnetworkpuns

Alton takes so much joy in explaining these sabotages. it’s really beautiful

thenatsdorf

Oddly satisfying video of a Quokka eating a leaf. (via cambojones2020)

coolfayebunny

He’s a cutie pie

coolfayebunny

Never heard of these marsupials before so I googled quokka and the first picture I clicked on was this..

Adorable or what??

musicalninja

They apparently have no natural predators so theyre super friendly. (If this is inaccurate i appologize)

angelxhoney

Listen, Twilight could have been completely solved if they had just chosen a college over the Grand Forks high school. Like? Y’all look 18 forever? I know college seniors who look 16, it’s cool. They don’t eat? Man we’re poor too, y’all don’t see me eat ever. Y’all glitter in the sunlight? It’s cool I went to a rave once too, that glitter shit it hard to get off. Like c’mon. Why would you wanna be in high school for a milenia anyways.

findx

every sunday this thing gets a new wave of notes

thekeekster

Tonight at Walmart I saw a little boy ask a little girl if he could hug her because he liked her sweater. The girl (these kids looked to be about 5, MAYBE 6) said no, so the boy said “okay. I like your sweater. Bye.” And then ran back to his parents.

He said to his Dad “I didn’t hug her because she said no, but I told her I liked her sweater!” And his dad said “Cool buddy!” And they went on with their shopping trip.

If a small child understands the ‘complex’ concept of consent, and the meaning of the word ‘no’, then so should everyone else.