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[mmvalentine]

Listen. Listennnnnn. I started writing this in September 2024 after a phone call with my wife @whatishowedyouinthedark and then I abandoned it and then a few months ago she goes hey remember that fic you started? and i was like yeah but I've given up it went nowhere. And she said for my birthday 🥺 and i said MAYBE. And so at the start of June I picked it up and nearly finished it, and then my ADHD ass dropped it again only to look at it 2 days ago, realise my laptop was dead, and then spend the entirety of today working on it and then slide the whole thing onto AO3 literally on the deadline day. I mean her birthday. Anyway HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY I LOVE YOU

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Now go wish my babe a happy birthday or else.

[saltmalkin]

awooooooo wolf study

[charl0ttan]

does anyone have the foggiest

[amygdalae]

haven't. fresh out of the faintest as well

[mmvalentine]

Ahhh they’re here! I flipped through one and had to immediately put it down it was so surreal and weird and also I just feel like if I read it in print I’ll just find things I want to change 😂

Anyway if ya didn’t know, I wrote a book it’s full fluffy faerie romance and if you like my fics I would love love love it if you gave this a go!!

Links are here:

UK and international US eBook Australia

If you can't afford floofy books rn and want a copy I do have this whole box and would be happy to post some out so just send me a lil message if you want one :)

Bigggggg smooshy kisses to Kaj and Liz who have bought a copy, I'm not at all convinced anyone else in the world will but it's nice to have made something.

And also thank you to all my pocket friends for making me feel like writing is a thing I can do sometimes. You are always so kind to me and have honestly got me through a few tough spots in the past couple of years. This book is here because of you guys.

[mmvalentine]

Hello friends I know I’m not really here any more but I just wanted to say that my book is on sale for only about 2 more weeks if that so if you wanted a copy you can buy one now or never again!

Thank you so much to those of you who did read this, it means the world to me and I really appreciate you xxx

[pmamtraveller]

Jessica Cioffi - Bury My Body

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we need to bring back vintage swimsuits but specifically mens swimsuits

make 👏 men 👏 wear 👏 hotpants 👏 and 👏 onesies👏 again 👏👏👏

[mmvalentine]

these tags too 😂😂😂

[mmvalentine]

Me climbing over and hugging my bf’s butt in times of trouble: this is my emotional support booty

[whatishowedyouinthedark]

CHEATER

[mmvalentine]

HEY you wouldn’t let me keep yours with me and now it’s 5354 miles away and maybe that’s the very trouble I need support for 😤

[mmvalentine]

Me climbing over and hugging my bf’s butt in times of trouble: this is my emotional support booty

[ur-daily-inspiration]

lifeonthe_ranch_

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[whatishowedyouinthedark]

give mmvalentine a smooch for me!!!

Hear that @mmvalentine ??? We gotta smooch :/ doctor’s orders ://

[mmvalentine]

Whaaattttt oh nooooo we gotta whaaaaat I mean if the doctor says then I guess we really gotta do it she’s the professional ://///

[expressions-of-nature]

by Tobias Bjørkli

[whatishowedyouinthedark]

@mmvalentine ​ONE MORE WEEEKKKKK 💙

[mmvalentine]

GIRL IM NOT ENJOYING EXISTENCE PLS TAKE ME OUTTA HERREE

but seriously I can’t wait to see you 🥺

[magpie-to-the-morning]

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

[deceitfulapple-eatingscoundrel]

ARTIST: frostbite.studios

[pangeen]

" Brother and Sister " // © Stephanie Brown

[mmvalentine]

Had a great commute home last night bc tube driver had a Jamaican accent and this is how he was making annoucements

"Yeah mon a very special good night good vibes cool runnings no pressure you know?"

"Wonderful people of south west London, we have a red signal, don't mean to cramp your style."

"Lovely people, sorry about this waiting waiting ting, it's the last thing I need you know? Thanks for your patience, big massive respect."

"Yeah mon do your changes do your ting."

"Mind them doors, take it easy, take it easy with yourselves. Respect."

"Mind the gap you lovely people, stay amazing stay awesome."

I hope he's having a good day out there and that people are being nice to him.

[mmvalentine]

UGH I have to draw a male nude today and it always reinforces that I am a bit gay because drawing naked ladies?? Eat that shit up, so excited to make boobies, saving 1000 reference photos of gorgeous gorgeous girlies 😇 But you want me to draw a penis??!!! Me?!!! Innocent sweet child me???!! Can’t get through it without being sickkkk