🗿 @moai-offical - Tumblr Blog

I wanna find out exactly how many blogs there are on the offical-verse. Reblog this to ONLY your offical blog and let's see.

Comment your tags if you are not a offical blog.

Don't let it stop.

lloyd-garmadon-offical

"I asked chatgpt" yeah well I asked Master Wu. And he said there's something he hasn't told you yet.

moai-offical

Opinion on black holes?

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THEY SUCK ALMOST AS MUCH AS YOUR MOTHER

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I do not have something that could be construed as a "mother"

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DAMN IT WRONG ACCOUNT

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swear jar time

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WHAAAT

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Opinion on black holes?

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THEY SUCK ALMOST AS MUCH AS YOUR MOTHER

ton-618-official

I do not have something that could be construed as a "mother"

gus-offical

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DAMN IT WRONG ACCOUNT

1etters-n-lin3s

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thank you all for gathering here today. please do not panic

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moai-offical

HEY

WHAT IS THIS OPERATION

knightwithahundredkings

Went to an Oedipus Rex adaption today and my friends were debating whether the Oedipus/Jocasta age gap was problematic. Like guys…I think their relationship has bigger issues

homeiswhere-thephobicis

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[Image ID: Tumblr reply from heyYouUpInTheSkyLearningToFly reading: idk they have a point, she's literally old enough to be his mom. /End ID]

Opinion on black holes?

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THEY SUCK ALMOST AS MUCH AS YOUR MOTHER

ferg-offical

ferg cinematic universe when?

moai-offical

HELLO TUMBLR USERS

I AM STONE

definitely-ao3-offical

hi stone

moai-offical

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HI COULD I HAVE YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER?

What is your opinion about spider ?

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SPOODER NICE SPOODER EAT MOSQUITO

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mac 'n cheese has been removed from Homestuck

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NOOOOO

dormitionanddominion

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ME CORE

sexy-people-contests-2026

tea

Let’s make tea

Water

Tea bag

Sugar

Edible glitter

Voting ended onSep 29, 2025

sexy-people-contests-2026

Okay so I did it, first I measured out 6.8 teaspoons of water

Then I added 3.5 teaspoons of sugar

Then heated it up and added three tea bags and let them set

Then I measured out and added 10.7 teaspoons of edible glitter

It didn’t really act like a solid or a liquid but it had the consistency of peanut butter when eaten, it definitely tastes like tea

I added the final product to a gallon of sweet tea to dilute it so the glitter isn’t wasted

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Since I’m realizing not everyone knows about the tea, this is its creation

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"How...how could you ruin the tea like that? Tea is meant to be glitter-less, not full of glitter. I'm going to go make myself a nice cup of tea, sans glitter." ~Love Bug

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Why did I read that in her voice before I read the account name

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GONNA ADMIT IM NOT THE HUUUGEST TEA ENJOYER BUT SINCERELY, WHAT THE FUCK?