this blog is not for you

[strawberry-crocodile]

shout out to the old guy who orders egg wraps from my job every day and came in on christmas with a $25 gift card for the two transfems on staff and no one else. the one true ally.

[themainspoon]

Old Men when that egg wrap hits:

[dazeylily]

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[sqooops]

[new to masochism] no 😦

[velvet-lover-deactivated2026012]

can i come over and be insane in ways you’ve never experienced

[delmondo]

conversation between two friends i made up

beef tallow is lowkey good for you it like replenishes you

beef tower?

no beef tallow.

oh i thought you said beef tower.

[weepingchoir]

it’s just like ozzy osbourne said. All aboard hahahahahaha

[twinkhole-destroyer]

my diva moment will have casualties

[twinkhole-destroyer]

[zoology]

Get Her Pregnant Then Kill Yourself #WasteHerTime2026

[sexhaver]

deeply unserious website

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hawfstuff]

[paramoregf]

AND YOU WERE AT MY WEDDING I WAS BROKEN YOU WERE DRUNK YOU COULDVE TOLD ME NOT TO DO IT I WOULDVE RUN I WOULDVE RUN TELL ME WHAT WAS THE MOMENT YOU DECIDED TO GIVE UP YOU COULDVE TOLD ME WHAT YOU WANTED I WOULDVE DONE I WOULDVE DONE ANYTHING I WOULDVE DONE ANYTHING!!!!!!!!

[theehorsepusssy]

[segamascott]

and you'll never get rid of me

[segamascott]

*her

[corvid-ia]

[bitchvirgo]

y’all i got obsessive, ingenious, familiar lmao

[sloppystyle]

[pinkmoon888]

Mary oliver & fiona apple are like my patron saints they sit on my shoulders & tell me STOP PLAYING IT SAFE LET YOURSELF BE MOVED BY THE WORLD AROUND YOU

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[dogpuppy]